Is this your first first, Miss Mitzi?
I'd like a sailor with navy blue eyes.
Yes it is!
Mitzi, you get your pick of the men as your door prize!
I could be the door hag who keeps the riff-raff out.
But we're all Riff-raff."It's astounding, time is fl..." (sorry)
Darf ich um den Eröffnungstanz bitten, Mistress?
""Don't talk to me about naval tradition, it's all rum, sodomy, and the lash!" -- Winston ChurchillWe didn't get rum in the US Navy.
Can I come even though I'm not gay? I have a lot of gay friends. Does that count? No sailors. Damn.
I'm not gay either, but I'd love to dance with a sailor!I can bring the grog -isn't it what pirates used to drink?.What?Weren't they sailors too??
Women may attend, if accompanied by a Gay Best Friend.All women have them, according to the movies.
i live in savannah, sugar! all my single male friends are gay! xoxoxoxox
Ahoy there me hearties, and hellooo sailors...Thank you I'd love to dance... can anyone do a hornpipe?... Oh Silly question...Oh and Xl... you must introduce me to your friend Winston....
Darling, even if I were 31, I would never admit to anyone not communicating through a ouija board.
"Exclusive"? Exclusively for those of us not able to get into the party with the 30 and younger gays, no doubt.
It will certainly be lively when Mr Pirate turns up.Sx
And what about the dance for those way over 31?
Random Chick: You can come any time you want.
That's called here "Ü-30-Party" (sometimes "Ü-40"), for people "über 30". Its loud and one knows the music. Grab and grope. :)
I'm the straight lush. Can I hang out in the kitchen?
thursdays? sorry, i'm not gay that day.
BITCHES: New post up based on questions from this comment section!
@Kapitano: “Madness takes it’s toll...I remember doing the...”I want to attend one of Mistress’s famous Time Warp Parties where I’m transported back to my 21 year old body and then long to join the exclusive over 31 gay crowd.
For those over 31 what?Oh, never mind. I see a lot of people I know so I'm coming in!
That Sailor dance photo is gheyer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun..okay almost.
Is this your first first, Miss Mitzi?
ReplyDeleteI'd like a sailor with navy blue eyes.
ReplyDeleteYes it is!
ReplyDeleteMitzi, you get your pick of the men as your door prize!
ReplyDeleteI could be the door hag who keeps the riff-raff out.
ReplyDeleteBut we're all Riff-raff.
ReplyDelete"It's astounding, time is fl..."
(sorry)
Darf ich um den Eröffnungstanz bitten, Mistress?
ReplyDelete""Don't talk to me about naval tradition, it's all rum, sodomy, and the lash!" -- Winston Churchill
ReplyDeleteWe didn't get rum in the US Navy.
Can I come even though I'm not gay? I have a lot of gay friends. Does that count? No sailors. Damn.
ReplyDeleteI'm not gay either, but I'd love to dance with a sailor!
ReplyDeleteI can bring the grog -isn't it what pirates used to drink?.
What?
Weren't they sailors too??
Women may attend, if accompanied by a Gay Best Friend.
ReplyDeleteAll women have them, according to the movies.
i live in savannah, sugar! all my single male friends are gay! xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteAhoy there me hearties, and hellooo sailors...
ReplyDeleteThank you I'd love to dance... can anyone do a hornpipe?... Oh Silly question...
Oh and Xl... you must introduce me to your friend Winston....
Darling, even if I were 31, I would never admit to anyone not communicating through a ouija board.
ReplyDelete"Exclusive"?
ReplyDeleteExclusively for those of us not able to get into the party with the 30 and younger gays, no doubt.
It will certainly be lively when Mr Pirate turns up.
ReplyDeleteSx
And what about the dance for those way over 31?
ReplyDeleteRandom Chick: You can come any time you want.
ReplyDeleteThat's called here "Ü-30-Party" (sometimes "Ü-40"), for people "über 30". Its loud and one knows the music. Grab and grope. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm the straight lush. Can I hang out in the kitchen?
ReplyDeletethursdays? sorry, i'm not gay that day.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: New post up based on questions from this comment section!
ReplyDelete@Kapitano: “Madness takes it’s toll...I remember doing the...”
ReplyDeleteI want to attend one of Mistress’s famous Time Warp Parties where I’m transported back to my 21 year old body and then long to join the exclusive over 31 gay crowd.
For those over 31 what?
ReplyDeleteOh, never mind. I see a lot of people I know so I'm coming in!
That Sailor dance photo is gheyer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun..
ReplyDeleteokay almost.