Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Welcome Back, Bitches!

Infomaniac is back!



Tonight I received the following message from Google…

“We apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced. The issue you described should now be resolved.”

I like to think that it was the power of all of you bitches who resolved this issue…coming together as you did to “Free MJ!” and “Save Infomaniac!”

I shall post a proper thanks to you in a day or two.

Unfortunately, Mistress MJ is ill and must retreat back to her boudoir.

*snaps fingers*

Official Pillow Fluffer XL and Official Massuer Mago please report for duty!

Note: To those lovely folk who emailed me, please understand that I did not reply because not only was my blog removed, my Gmail account was disabled as well.

I’m looking forward to visiting everyone soon but I’m not up to it at the moment.

Boxer, fetch the vodka fountain and you can start the party without me!

63 comments:

  1. First!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm getting the Jameson's

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  2. I think I need to lay down in the plaid room to recover from all the drama...
    Sx

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  3. OH MISTRESS I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO..... I WAS RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES FLAPPING MY WRISTS AND ... AND..... hang on.......... you actually .... had me...... running around....... flapping my wrists.

    Please do not do that again Mistress.

    I'm a fat man with a bad heart!

    ****places TWO kisses on each of Mistress's feet in rejoicing ****

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  4. Welcome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

    1st time to comment, but long time fan. So glad you're still around. :o)

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  5. ...but the old comments haven't returned.
    Sx

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  6. Wooo Hooooooooooo!

    YAY!

    It's soooo good to have you back!!!!!

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  7. Cyberpete...COCKTAILS!!!!!!

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  8. I'm Princess and I'm an Infomaniac...Bitch

    Some people will do anything for a little bit of attention!!!

    Welcome back MJ... Can I recommend a BEX and a good lie down?...

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  9. Reporting for duty!

    Oh Hai Ute!

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  10. PS: I'll never forgive those Google/Blogger rat-bastards for what they did.

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  11. Yay! You're back!!

    But what lousy timing. I'm in the middle of holding a compo for your new blog's name when you return in the new year. You've ruined everything!

    Hmmph.

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  12. I trust that you have learnt you lesson, and that we can all look forward to some wholesome and uplifting content here in future.

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  13. Delighted that google have come to their senses.

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  14. YIPPIEEEEEEEEE! i am so damn happy! what a gracious apology y'all received! (NOT)

    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  15. That's good news MJ - all we need now are your comments back on our blogs!

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  16. Yay MJ!

    Phew.

    And welcome back.

    Also, most importantly, feel better soon dear Mistress..

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  17. Glad your back Mistress. I was starting to hallucinate from the withdrawals.

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  18. Um. Who are you again?

    I'd access GoogleMemory but it's down and I can't remember my password.

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  19. Well, it's about bloody time you got back to work.... kidding!!!

    So glad to see you full restored from your not-so-self-imposed hiatus.

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  20. I guess I should send your houseboys home now... and they were having so much fun over here...

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  21. Welcome Back, MJ!

    While we have yet to recover your comments on our blogs (and yours), having Infomaniac back--all the posts and history and memories--is absolutely fantastic!

    Take care and Get yourself a well deserved rest!

    And Thank You to everyone who participated in our group efforts to get Infomaniac back and helped spread the word about what happened to Infomaniac and Leni's blog. You all are a spectacular group!

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  22. Heeeey! Welcome back!
    It's great to see you again!
    Get well soon!

    ((I'm not sure whether my comments will be deleted or not. Lately I can only comment anonimously, my blog problems are not fixed yet. Big hug, MJ. I'm very happy to see you back in the blogosphere))

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  23. BTW, what have you done to receive Blogger's apologies? Did you use your whip or something?

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  24. We had to give lots and lots of blow jobs to polyester-trousered tech support geeks, but it was worth it. Welcome back.

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  25. Excellent!
    Well then, I guess this means that my associates can release Larry and Sergey.

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  26. Well Christ on a cracker - what happened?

    ANd do you need an attorney to help you sue for emotional damages?

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  27. PS - Hope you feel right as rain very soon!

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  28. Greetings from the sunny, gorgeous northlands. Nice to have you back MJ :-)

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  29. Minus your blog I found my wanking increasing by two-fold which is completely amazing as I generally only hit one fold in my paunch...

    :)

    WELCOME back; please see solidarity statement on my blog, your highness.

    Feel better, too.

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  30. Welcome back MJ. We’ve been kept on tenterhooks for this and it’s finally here.

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  31. With all due respect, and I'll wait to see it over a longer period before I believe it.

    Welcome back, Girl. They can't just shut people up. If anything, this proves the people HAVE a voice.

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  32. ***happily brings back vodka fountain and opens up the GOOD stuff!!!!!***

    thanks to Mago for taking such good care of it. Someone actually had cleaned it so it's all sparkly.

    Welcome back MJ.

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  33. And I thought you simply posted more penises than Google would allow....

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  34. Do I hear a ragged cheer from the worlds saggy nekkid old men :-)
    Welcome back :-))

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  35. *plunges face into vodka fountain*

    Where else do I get to do this?

    Ahhh....

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  36. Its good for the skin, Roses, just be careful with that ciggy ... Yer feet are a bit hot, Mistress ... relax

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  37. BITCHES: *rises briefly from sick bed to greet well-wishers*

    What a spectacular welcoming committee!

    It’s so good to be back and I’ve all of YOU to thank.

    I’m only well enough to visit a handful of blogs today.

    I hope that by tomorrow, with the aid of a fit houseboy or two, I’ll be able to move over to my fainting couch and visit as many of you as possible.

    Let’s hope so.

    In the meantime, let’s welcome our newcomers.

    UTE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from XL’s blog.

    Good heavens. Did you just smooch XL?

    A reminder, please, that Infomaniac is not that kind of blog.

    ERYL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from Miss Scarlet and Miss Savannah’s blogs.


    Party on, bitches!

    I shall now visit a few blogs but doctor’s orders are to keep flat on my back in bed.

    No snarky comments on THAT, thank you.

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  38. That poor mattress must be sagging by now.

    Just like your tits.

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  39. Shut up you filthy Yorkshire poofs.

    Now...

    Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on at Donn's blog?

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  40. He's canadian....... Nuffield said :-)
    Yeah shut up PIGGY :-)))

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  41. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. WHEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. Hooray! This expression on my face is pure joy, not the result of a cheap mall eyebrow wax as SOME RUMORMONGERS would like to suggest.

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  44. yeoooow!

    we shall takes this as a victory for for the little, coked, guys...!

    great to have you back MJ, now back it all up and switch to wordpress or squarespace...

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  45. Dolly will never go away again! hopefully.

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  46. **Drags in case from basement**

    I was saving this for something "imporant" and I think this is worthy.

    Who wants a twist?

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  47. I'm always up for supporting a campaign to save the whale.

    Welcome back

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  48. BITCHES, am I dreaming (I have been sleeping, after all...but have all the comments I left here earlier disappeared?

    Oh good grief.

    *goes back to bed*

    I'll see you all later. You're a fantastic bunch of bitches and there will be a big thank you post for you as soon as I am able.

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  49. I will step up and take credit I suppose. It was I who put yer case to Tim Roth the star of Lie to me, he didn't care but thats not the point.

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  50. Welcome back.. So glad to see youre back up and hitting the vodka already! I'll bring the nibbles..

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  51. I don't want a thank you post. I want a big pink diamond delivered to me by a nekkid beast arriving on the back of a turtle.

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  52. Ms Boxer, I'll have mine with a twist thanks.

    Mago, was that why you brought out the fire extinguisher? No need. You know I only smoke outdoors.

    MJ, let me practice my Indian Head massage on you, while Mago attends to your feet. You still look a bit tense about the whole episode. We can't have that.

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  53. Most of my comments here have gone missing.

    I've published a new post about this.

    Thank you to EVERYONE who commented here!

    I have to post this comment anonymously to make sure it stays here!

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  54. Sucks about your comments disappearing, but how great your blog is back! Power to the people indeed.

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