Thursday, April 08, 2010

How Not To Decorate Afterparty

Grab your party hats, everyone!



Our Aussie friend Princess is hosting a How Not To Decorate Afterparty at the Palais!

And as a bonus you can play a fun “Tributes in Kitsch to the Bitches of Infomaniac” game while you’re there.

But wait! There’s more!

Remember this? …


kabuki zero’s winning entry in the How Not To Decorate Competition


Zip ‘round to visit our grand prize winner, kabuki zero as he reflects on his victory.


i fully intend to sleep in my crown


Princess and kabuki zero … two of the many Infomaniac Bitches who make our day.

27 comments:

  1. the furniture kinda looks like something a smelly grandad would own.

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  2. Old Knudsen, for instance?

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  3. That sleeping dog makes the whole picture come together. Is Kabuki bringing the dog to the party?

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  4. Wow one of those chairs is a rocker

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  5. BEAST: As you are OFF yours, one can safely assume this is a good thing.

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  6. Crikey, I'd better put my best tutu on if I am to go visiting...
    Sx

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  7. Like most Aussies, Princess really knows how to party!

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  8. SCARLET: Crikey, I'd better put my best tutu on if I am to go visiting...

    With so much beauty in the room (Princess and kabuki), no one will notice if you show up in the same-old-same-old tutu.

    XL: Like most Aussies, Princess really knows how to party!

    Are gentlemen guests required to wear cork hats?

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  9. At the party, I intend to ask Kabuki to delight everyone with stories of when he owned an albino ferret.

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  10. Do I detect a ghastly euphemism Felix

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  11. FELIX: At the party, I intend to ask Kabuki to delight everyone with stories of when he owned an albino ferret.

    See comment from Beast, below.

    BEAST: Do I detect a ghastly euphemism Felix?

    My thoughts exactly, Beast.

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  12. Off topic , I am hosting a Whatever Happened to First Nations competition in Miss Nations comments lounge to see if we can lure her back to the blogosphere :-)

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  13. BEAST: Off topic , I am hosting a Whatever Happened to First Nations competition in Miss Nations comments lounge to see if we can lure her back to the blogosphere :-)

    Splendid idea, Beast!

    I’m convinced she’s whipped up a batch of her famous Alice B. Toklas fudge and is still licking the bowl.

    Face down on the floor, mind you but still licking the bowl.

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  14. I'll bring doilies for everyone to place on the 'furniture' before they sit down. See you at Kabuki's!

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  15. ...I am wearing my best sequinned tutu, it is only polite.
    Sx

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  16. IVD: I'll bring doilies for everyone to place on the 'furniture' before they sit down. See you at Kabuki's!

    I have some decorative antimacassars that I use on public transit.

    Shall I bring extras?

    SCARLET: ...I am wearing my best sequinned tutu, it is only polite.

    You do not want to outshine the brides, Miss Scarlet!

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  17. No joke, mates. The Kubuki used to have an albino ferret as a pet that he would drape around his shoulders. It was quite the look.

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  18. FELIX: No joke, mates. The Kubuki used to have an albino ferret as a pet that he would drape around his shoulders. It was quite the look.

    Ferret…

    The working girl’s ermine?

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  19. The Dude: Hey, nice marmot!

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  20. XL: The Dude: Hey, nice marmot!

    "Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!"

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  21. You didn't even mention Gloria - my pet monkey. She wasa dainty thing. My aunt gave her a homemade biscuit - and it killed her. The horror. That is why I never ever make homemade biscuits. Although I am tempted fromtime to time, like now. And the dog is the party. He can do his mind-readingtrick. It is a gas. He does that too. I don't, but others might (pass gas)

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  22. KABUKI: You didn't even mention Gloria - my pet monkey. She wasa dainty thing. My aunt gave her a homemade biscuit - and it killed her. The horror. That is why I never ever make homemade biscuits. Although I am tempted fromtime to time, like now. And the dog is the party. He can do his mind-readingtrick. It is a gas. He does that too. I don't, but others might (pass gas)

    Okay, if your dog is as psychic as you say he is, what am I thinking NOW?

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  23. Oh and kabuki?

    I’m wearing my charcoal-filtered underpants so gas is not an issue.

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  24. So...
    what I am hearing is that the dog in question IS alive and not only is he "the party",
    but he also does mindreading tricks?

    Excellent.

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  25. DONN: So...
    what I am hearing is that the dog in question IS alive and not only is he "the party",
    but he also does mindreading tricks?
    Excellent.


    Does it hurt to have your “Mr. Life of the Party” title usurped by a dog?

    And I'm guessing my trick with ping pong balls just doesn't cut it anymore either.

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