Friday, April 09, 2010

Ayem8y’s Arse

Mistress MJ has a sudden, overwhelming urge to see Ayem8y’s arse …



We know you understand.

And have probably experienced the same desire yourselves.

Note: Filthy Friday post below.

28 comments:

  1. 1st

    Is this the filth for today?

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  2. XL: Is this the filth for today?

    No. The filth for today is posted below.

    This is the House Special du Jour.

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  3. Lovely, BUTT! MY heiney is STILL off limits.


    ...I hear Wil Harrison's not up to much these days, though, LMAO !!

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  4. HEFF: Lovely, BUTT! MY heiney is STILL off limits.
    ...I hear Wil Harrison's not up to much these days, though, LMAO !!


    So you’re still playing hard to get?

    Speaking of hard to get, Wil never comes round here anymore.

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  5. Oh here we go again!

    Mistress you know you want to pinch it...go on pinch it.

    It’s now official, my arse has made more appearances on your blog than it has in my boudoir where it pays the bills.

    I feel that I am now "The Official Arse of Infomaniac".

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  6. AYEM8Y: Oh here we go again!
    Mistress you know you want to pinch it...go on pinch it.
    It’s now official, my arse has made more appearances on your blog than it has in my boudoir where it pays the bills.
    I feel that I am now "The Official Arse of Infomaniac".


    Mistress MJ is more of an arse-fondler than an arse-pincher, if it’s all the same to you.

    We regret to inform you that Manuel’s arse is “The Official Arse of Infomaniac”.

    Manuel’s arse is my hero…Manuel and his arse singlehandedly saved this blog a couple of years ago when Mistress MJ was threatening to close shop.

    So while you have a most lovely behind, has your arse ever actually done anything heroic?

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  7. it truly is a piece of art.

    almost like marble. But not.

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  8. So while you have a most lovely behind, has your arse ever actually done anything heroic?

    Nothing heroic as of yet unless you consider ‘taking in the less fortunate’.

    How could I be so presumptuous?

    Might I be considered The Official Stunt Arse of Infomaniac?

    Standing in for Manuels arse when things get dangerous or hairy?

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  9. I vote for Stunt Arse.

    Once again might I say: spectacular.

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  10. BOXER: it truly is a piece of art.
    almost like marble. But not.


    Alabaster?

    AYEM8Y: So while you have a most lovely behind, has your arse ever actually done anything heroic?

    Nothing heroic as of yet unless you consider ‘taking in the less fortunate’.
    How could I be so presumptuous?
    Might I be considered The Official Stunt Arse of Infomaniac?
    Standing in for Manuels arse when things get dangerous or hairy?


    With Manuel’s arse around, things are always hairy.

    Have you taken a good look at Manuel’s arse?

    The Official Stunt Arse of Infomaniac?

    Exactly what does a “stunt arse” do?

    LEAH: I vote for Stunt Arse.
    Once again might I say: spectacular.


    Has this suddenly become a poll?

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  11. Exactly what does a “stunt arse” do?

    Everything that Manuels temperamental arse won’t do!

    Love to stay and play with you guys today but my arse is off to work.

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  12. AYEM8Y: Exactly what does a “stunt arse” do?
    Everything that Manuels temperamental arse won’t do!
    Love to stay and play with you guys today but my arse is off to work.


    Manuel’s arse can be a bitch, that’s true.

    You work from your bedroom, for heaven’s sake!

    Can’t you just roll over off your back for a minute and type in a comment?

    SCARLET: Yep, I really do understand.

    Thank you, Miss Scarlet.

    By the way, did I tell you that I actually like William the Duck?

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  13. We both have the best taste in Willys!
    Sx

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  14. Ah, so that's what was missing from today. Now my life is complete. Thank you MJ & Ayem8y!

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  15. SCARLET: We both have the best taste in Willys!

    Honk if you love willys!

    IVD: Ah, so that's what was missing from today. Now my life is complete. Thank you MJ & Ayem8y!

    The Universe was sending out a message to post Ayem8y’s arse.

    I think we’ll all sleep easier tonight as a result.

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  16. Honk Honk!

    Thank you. There is something peaceful about MDPs perfectly shaped arse. Like staring at the ocean.

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  17. CYBERPOOF: Honk Honk!
    Thank you. There is something peaceful about MDPs perfectly shaped arse. Like staring at the ocean.


    So true.

    I almost want to plant a cocktail umbrella in his crack.

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  18. Ayem8y seems to wear this outfit all the time - I'm sure if you planted a tree fern it would flourish

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  19. There is no need to limit one's self when one is as fabulous as the MJ. A pair of arses fill out a room, and 6 or 7 in the garden make a lovely grouping. They come in handy from time to time.

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  20. A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

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  21. I believe that a "Stunt Arse" is reqired for the more difficult shots in a scene, tho i beleve kevin k used his own arse whilst dancing with wolves, and poor Mel G is just an arse.

    MDP cretainly has some sweet cheeks, It is always nice to see genlteman crack a smile for the camera...

    Mistress, are you sure we are seeing his best side tho?

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  22. LULU: Ayem8y seems to wear this outfit all the time - I'm sure if you planted a tree fern it would flourish

    A tree fern…why yes…

    I’ve grown rather frond of it.

    KAPI: Rump...Steak....

    Dig in.

    KABUKI: There is no need to limit one's self when one is as fabulous as the MJ. A pair of arses fill out a room, and 6 or 7 in the garden make a lovely grouping. They come in handy from time to time.

    I’m having yours stuffed and mounted as we speak.

    JASON: A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

    Keats himself couldn’t have put it better.

    PRINCESS: I believe that a "Stunt Arse" is reqired for the more difficult shots in a scene, tho i beleve kevin k used his own arse whilst dancing with wolves, and poor Mel G is just an arse.
    MDP cretainly has some sweet cheeks, It is always nice to see genlteman crack a smile for the camera...
    Mistress, are you sure we are seeing his best side tho?


    We could show you his flip side but that would be blowing the whole wad at once.

    So we’ll save it for another time.

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  23. What a smooth, pretty arse! Makes me want to see it with my hand print raised up in a red welt on it...

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  24. HOODCHICK: What a smooth, pretty arse! Makes me want to see it with my hand print raised up in a red welt on it...

    Please don’t bruise the merchandise.

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  25. Dear Lord that appears to be a VERY edible arse.....

    ****licks lips****

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