Happy New Year, Bitches!

Get yourselves over to Boxer’s place to ring in the new year!

Each time you comment on her blog, she donates 50 cents to charity.

And it’s not just the New Year we’re celebrating.

Pop on over to Savannah’s place to wish Savannah a happy birthday!

But while you’re here, it’s champagne for everyone!

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To 2011, bitches!

Makin’ Whoopee

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TONIGHT (Thursday night) at Anonymous Boxer’s place!...

A party of epic proportions begins at midnight Eastern time!

There’ll be food, drink, the infamous Vodka Fountain, games, quizzes, prizes (donations to charities) and not only that … a charity gets 50 cents for each comment left on her blog!

Boxer’s goal is to bring together her blog community for a few hours and make some money for some good organizations.

Visit and comment as often as you wish. Remember each comment equals a donation.

If you don’t can’t make it tonight, the party will be in full swing for 36 hours.

Be there, bitches!

Starting at MIDNIGHT Eastern time tonight.

At Boxer's place!

The Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge

Welcome to the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge!

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Home of the Infomaniac Drinking Team.

We’ve spent months fussing over the décor and ambience.

We hope our establishment meets with your approval.

Boxing Week Blowout!

Only $9.99 per package!...

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Available this week only through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Bizarre Bazaar

We have no idea what is being bought, sold or traded at this bazaar…

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Over to you, bitches.

Bitch Slap Coupons

In the spirit of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, Mistress MJ hopes you all enjoy the bitch slap coupons she placed in your Christmas stockings.

Let us know how you plan to use them.

Please Stand By

While you’re waiting for Mistress MJ to return, please help yourself to a magazine in our waiting room…

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Filthy Friday – Xmas Edition

On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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Infomaniac: Putting the “X” back in Xmas and the “ho” back in holidays.

Note: This is our last post until after Christmas. That means it’s time for Mistress MJ to don her Mistletoe Belt Buckle and send all you naughty little bitches off to bed.

Wish List

Sit on his lap and tell us what’s on your wish list.

Wenis Wednesday

This week’s Wenis Wednesday photo was submitted by the laudenum-swilling Ms. First Nations…

Promotion Announcement

As you know, Mistress MJ takes her job as one of nine beauticians at The Hair Hall of Fame seriously.

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So it is with great pleasure and a swelling sense of responsibility that I accept the position of Assistant Manager of The Hair Hall of Fame.

Hair Hall of Fame Manager Mr. Cookie had this to say…

We at the HHoF are pleased as punch to announce that Mistress MJ has received a promotion and has been added to our team of Managers. As Managment, she will be cracking the tempo cane like Maria Ouspenskaya did at Vivian Leigh in Waterloo Bridge.

That’s right, bitches.

Mistress MJ will indeed be cracking the whip and her first order of business is to make all of you wear The Wig of Shame…

Book your appointments at The Hair Hall of Fame now!

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

The houseboys hear of a sale and rush out to do a little last minute shopping…

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We know you want a pair too...

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Cold enough for you?

Carry your muff with you at all times.
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Mistress MJ should have been laughing at Jimmy Carr’s jokes this evening from her seat at London’s Hammersmith Apollo...

I was also looking forward to my first pantomime: Snow White and the Seven Poofs at Leicester Square Theatre.

My intention was to spend the Christmas season in London and Paris but circumstances altered my travel plans.

Cancel my flight!

Nonetheless, it’s good to be here with all you bitches.

And I do love a cold, snowy night to cuddle up by the hearth and listen to my fave tunes; cocktail in hand.

This song (well, the whole album, really) by Melody Gardot is on heavy rotation at Infomaniac headquarters and is particularly well-suited for such an evening.

Close your eyes and enjoy. Or skip the clip and move on to our question.



So…How are you spending your chilly nights?

Weekend

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How’s it going so far, bitches?

Booby Hatch Homos

A follow-up to yesterday’s Abnormals Anonymous meeting.

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Exposé …

Why Homosexuals Seek Jobs in Mental Hospitals: The shocking scandal of our states’ insane asylums!

Barred windows, locked doors aid attendants maintain power.

“Brain wave” machines helps to chart patients’ mental illness.

What else could possibly be going on behind closed doors?

What lures homosexuals to work in these loonie bins...these booby hatches?

Abnormals Anonymous

This meeting of Abnormals Anonymous is now called to order.

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Please state your abnormality.

Filthy Friday

You better watch out...

Only Nine Days Until Christmas

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You’ll have to forgive Mistress MJ for her absence today but she must festoon the house with mistletoe.

WurstFinger Wednesday

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I don’t know what this is but it makes me think of Mago.

Later That Evening...

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The Infomaniac Drinking Team

The Infomaniac Drinking Team is now in session…

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Happy Birthday, Geoff!

Geoff has been an Infomaniac Bitch since DAY ONE of Infomaniac…back in March, 2006.

A thunderous round of applause is in order!

CAKE for everyone!

And could you try to look a little more enthusiastic, Geoff?

NOTE: Apologies to Geoff for being so late with the birthday greetings. His birthday is Dec. 13th but by the time he reads this as the sun comes up in England, it will be the day AFTER his birthday.

Such a Pretty Me

We find Mr. Peenee in a quandary, posing this question…

Let me point out now how very disappointed I have been in my female friends, none of whom will go with me to get a manicure. What's with that?

Mistress MJ enjoys attending “Spa Days” with her gays.

If we’re feeling flush, we’ll all book appointments at a chichi spa together.

Otherwise, we’ll take turns having spa parties in each others’ homes.

Bring your own Barbicide, bitches!

So we’d like to know…

Do you, as a fag hag, enjoy going with your gays to the spa?

Do you as a fag, want your gal pals to come along with you?

And as for you straight blokes and non-spa-type-gays, what do you do to make yourselves feel pretty?

Most Popular Penis Names

Click on the map at “I Call Mine” to reveal the most popular penis names around the UK.

Meanwhile, back in the good ole U.S. of A., AyeM8y (aka Mean Dirty Pirate aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac) calls his willy “Little Pirate” …

Thanks to XL for officially naming AyeM8y’s penis in the Name That Willy contest back In April.

Oh, and speaking of Little Pirate, isn’t it time we saw some new nudes from Mr. Nude Infomaniac? Not that we have any yet but don’t you think it’s time?

A show of hands?

Called Away

Mistress MJ has been called away.

I know I said I'd join you after my morning coffee but my gays insist I hurry over to judge an afternoon contest involving scantily-clad men.

Who am I to refuse?

Mistress MJ's services are in demand!

Saturday Morning

Mistress MJ will join you after she’s had her coffee.

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Friday Night

Get out your bangles and baubles and boas.

[thanks, Designing Wally!]

It’s another Friday night at Infomaniac!

Filthy Friday

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Cocktail?

Mistress MJ is busy.

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Please enjoy a cocktail while you're waiting for Filthy Friday.

Thunder Thighs Thursday

From the people who brought you Titty Tuesday, Wenis Wednesday and Filthy Friday, it's...

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THUNDER THIGHS THURSDAY!

Thanks to Mr. Cool Cookie for suggesting that we have a "Thunder Pussy Thursday". We turned it into "Thunder Thighs Thursday" because you know how we love alliteration.

Wenis Wednesday

From the people who brought you Titty Tuesday and Filthy Friday, it's...

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WENIS WEDNESDAY!

Titty Tuesday Tutti Frutti

Avocados, Honeydew melons, Grapefruit, Watermelons or Pumpkins?

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Happy Birthday, Donn!

Reading between the lines in his latest post, we can assume that our Donn has buggered off to Mexico to escape our Canadian winter.

Nonetheless, it’s his birthday so let’s celebrate!

First one in the pool!

A Bit of Hoovering Up

For those wondering why we haven’t heard from our friend Beast for a few days, don’t fret.

He just has a bit of tidying up to do and then he’ll be straight over…

You know how he likes his crevice tool!