Saturday, November 17, 2007

Collecting Dust

I’m taking the day off.




I’ll be back on Sunday after I’ve Hoovered off the keyboard.



15 comments:

  1. taking a day off ????

    TAKING A FECKING DAY OFF ????

    Lazy baggage
    The Beast never sleeps

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  2. Taking a day off?

    You forgot the word 'again'.

    Lazy cunt.

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  3. Lazy fucker, She can't even fucking clean up properly just look at the mess. You didn't get very far with the keyboard.

    That type writer collecting dust like your pubic hairs? There's a family of spiders moving in where there's so many cobwebs.

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  4. Is that cocaine all over the typewriter? i suppose it's the only way you can get through all those Google search posts.

    Anyway, enjoy your weekend "Hoovering" it all up. Fnar fnar.

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  5. i didn't know a day off was an option...and i have been plodding this laptop with me all over n. ireland...ffs

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  6. Oh look an American visitor to NI.

    Not as lazy as you MJ.

    But then your Canadian.

    Is that mouse shit beside your keyboard?

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  7. The pixie never cleaned it's shoes before walking all over the desk. It's dried dog shit.

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  8. SID - I think if you look closely, you'll see that they are dead fleas.

    The elders from her travelling fanny flea circus.

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  9. SID: I totally agree, you'd have to be dead, probably died of boredom sitting next to MJ while she sits on her ass blogging all day.

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  10. *standing on my head and peeing*


    I'm sorry, did someone say....?


    huh.

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  11. Good! I really was getting sick of the "Google Search" episodes. :) Lazy girl!

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  12. Enjoy your time away. Hope your weekend is grand!



















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    Cunt.

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  13. Indeed she is.

    I reckon she's off having some Botox.

    And some cellulite treatment.

    And having a few heavy weights placed on top of her head to keep her neck down.

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