Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Try Something New Day

It’s Try Something New Day! Go on…challenge yourself!








What new activity will you be trying?
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17 comments:

  1. Old Knudsen3:43 AM, November 28, 2007

    So you want yer readers to try heterosexual sex from jizz stained books? I like where yer mind is.

    I'm being nice to everyone, nah fuck it.

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  2. Vicus Scurra5:00 AM, November 28, 2007

    Watching the football.

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  3. KAZ6:26 AM, November 28, 2007

    How could that bloke be so depraved?
    He's still got his socks on.

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  4. Betty7:39 AM, November 28, 2007

    I murdered somebody today. That was really challenging, but fun.

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  5. Manuel8:00 AM, November 28, 2007

    Lemon Mousse from M and S.......life on the edge in this house....

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  6. The Mistress9:49 AM, November 28, 2007

    KNUDSEN: You could grant me another question if you fancy it.

    And stop calling me Stenchtrench.

    VICUS: How adventuresome!

    Be sure to paint your face and get sozzled.

    Then go out and get tattooed.

    Are you taking Geoff with you for guidance?

    KAZ: I’d give him a choice.

    Socks off or rocks off?

    BETTY: Was it Geoff? We haven’t heard from him yet.

    He had it coming.

    MANUEL: Are you spreading the mousse all over your body as part of the initiation rites for the new, upstart waiters?

    Knudsen has informed me of your secret desires.

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  7. Romeo Morningwood10:48 AM, November 28, 2007

    I had always suspected that Betty Boop and Dick Tracy 'hooked up'.

    Do NOT try position #1 if you are farsighted...
    or #2 if you put any stock in hind sight.

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  8. FirstNations10:52 AM, November 28, 2007

    *BOWS BEFORE YOUR MIGHTY TIJUANA BIBLE FU!*


    meanwhile, you don't wanna know what brave new frontiers i'll be busting today. as we all know, my whole life is a neverending series of wacky adventures anyway, but today will be action packed madcap AND zany.
    today I engage the forces of MANAGED CARE!
    MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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  9. The Mistress11:11 AM, November 28, 2007

    HE: Betty Boop will flash her skivvies at anybody.

    AND she performs topless in Betty’s Bamboo Isle!

    FN: Does it involve unwrapping Mutley or Beast under the Christmas tree?

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  10. CyberPete1:08 PM, November 28, 2007

    I wore new shoes to work today

    my toes are crushed and my heels are bloody

    but the shoes look fab

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  11. Prunella Jones1:15 PM, November 28, 2007

    Maybe I'll buy an apron and clean something? That could also lead to thinking up new curse words.

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  12. WithinWithout2:54 PM, November 28, 2007

    I got a new plug put on today for my vandalized, cut-off block heater cord in -20C weather.

    Does that count?

    There is some bizarre link to copulation there, but I'm just not sure what it is...

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  13. Tatas3:11 PM, November 28, 2007

    what activity haven't I tried.

    *thinks*

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  14. S.I.D.3:14 PM, November 28, 2007

    Tatas ~ Spelling?

    I am going to write my letter to Santa.

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  15. Upset Waitress4:19 PM, November 28, 2007

    Remember that stuffed turkey on my wall? When I finally brought that bird home I had my way with him, complete with a lap dance. That's why he's missing a few tail feathers. Ahh what can I say. I'm a fowl horny bitch. How cares if he didn't have a pulse!

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  16. tony4:50 PM, November 28, 2007

    A Cartoon has never given me a hard-on before(i dont know if i should be happy or sad about this?)Somehow, THE SIMPSONS will never seem the same.Have i lost my Innocence???!

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  17. The Mistress12:04 AM, November 29, 2007

    CYBERSLUT: You’ve purchased the Cruel Shoes!

    I hope they’re not those horrid Jessica Simpson shoes.

    PRU: You can start by cleaning my place.

    WW: Cut-off cord?

    That reminds me of HE’s vasectomy posting.

    TATAS: Thinking?

    Don’t hurt yourself.

    SID: Writing your letter to Santa?

    Tell him I’ve been naughty.

    WAITRESS: Were you high on Wild Turkey?

    TONY: Whatever you do, don’t look at this.

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