Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition – Redux

Remember this?…

MJ models the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts

Think of how much fun you’ll have opening your pressies on Christmas Day to find The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts under your tree!

But there’s only one way to win them.

Head on over to visit Eroswings in Texas.

As the current holder of The Shorts, he’s holding his compo now through December 4th and you could be the lucky winner!

Yours to unwrap...click the pic why dontcha to make it bigger

Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about?

For those of you new to this phenomenon, get the full lowdown on The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts by reading The Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Now go visit Eroswings!

And good luck!


  1. MJ, thanks for the shout out--and for bringing out that great shot showcasing your huge boo, um, bubbly charm and wit! ;p

  2. Well that's made a very sickly lady feel a bit better, thx

    I think the shorts should stay there.

  3. BINGOWINGS: I see you're doing your best to add to the stainage.

    PIGGY: It's déjà vu all over again.

    TATAS: Yes, you are a very sick lady.

  4. Sick as in ill not as in MJ sorta sick

    *waves V sign at MJ*

  5. I'll concur. You're ill.

    Very ill.

    Mental illness must be fun, sometimes.

    I'll be sure to ask Carly Mong-Chops when I speak to her later.

  6. Is it just me or do those breasticles look like someone strapped an ass to MJ's chest?

    That definitely looks like ass cleavage.

    oh, seven.

  7. TATAS: Don't wave your V about at me.

    Put it away. Nobody wants to see that.

    PIGGY: Yes, Tatas IS mentally ill.

    Poor thing isn't in her right mind but let's humour her nonetheless.

    RIMMER: *assumes by Rimmer's ass cleavage enthusiasm that he's a back door man*

  8. How did you manage strapping Piggys arse to your chest MJ?

    Inquiring minds want to know

  9. Oh by the way MJ if you've tried emailing me for some unbeknownst reason I don't have access to my email these days

    my PC died and I'm in Copenhagen 5 days a week as I'm about to move.
    You - or anyone else can try emailing me at peter__kjaer@hotmail.com these days and I may actually answer

  10. CYBERSLAG: My breasticles are much lovelier than that "dropped pie" of an arse on Piggy.

    Kylie Minogue has been trying to email you and is peeved that you haven't been responding.

  11. MJ: You mistake disgust with enthusiasm (a fair mistake as I'm sure your lovers have the same expression in either case: enthusiasm for the payment, then disgust when they see a butt on your chest).

    Re: Kylie..I wasn't aware she could reach high enough to see the keyboard.

  12. RIMMER: I've never had any complaints.

    What do you suggest I do?

    Have "This End Up" tattooed on my chest?

  13. Thanks for the message MJ

    See she was worried about me - you can learn a lot from her missy

  14. How could anyone complain while gagging on their own (hopefully their own) vomit?

  15. Ok, I'm done being mean and hurtful toward MJ now. It was fun at first (sort of), but the bloom is off that rose.

    "If we shadows have offended,
    Think but this, and all is mended,
    That you have but slumber'd here
    While these visions did appear.
    And this weak and idle theme,
    No more yielding but a dream,
    Gentles, do not reprehend:
    if you pardon, we will mend:
    And, as I am an honest Puck,
    If we have unearned luck
    Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
    We will make amends ere long"

  16. That cowboy is smoking hot. Is that the actor from "Broke back Mountain" ?

  17. Hands off, 'Waitress! I saw him first!

  18. CYBERPOO: Je ne sais pourquoi.

    RIMMER: What, do you see an ass's head of your own, do you? Or do you have your head up your ass?

    WAITRESS & IVD: Bitch fight!

  19. Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art

  20. RIMMER: I'll not bless thine bottom.

    I am not bound to please thee with my answers.

  21. I remind you that I voted for your breasts pic as your avatar some time ago. But I lost out to your spread legs photo.

    Sigh. What can I say? I'm a breast man. And they most definitely are nice, without offence intended...

  22. WW: Welcome back!

    The Grey Cup must be over.

    And ta very much Breasticle Man.

  23. I can't comment.

    I'm married.

    Moving on ...