Friday, November 23, 2007

Filthy Friday

29 comments:

  1. YAY! FIRST!

    MJ: You don't need a pic of Connie's ass anymore then, just put a few more hairs round his ass hole and your there.

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  2. And reduce the size of the ballsack.

    Dramatically.

    And add some piles.

    And a shit smear.

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  3. That ballsack looks like a pair off a Bull.

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  4. Or they could be father piggy's.

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  5. TATAS & PIGGY: Has anyone determined what's ailing Connie?

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  6. now that man has what us americans call "balls"...okay bad i know...
    when my son was born he had a double hernia and hydrocele which made his balls huge...as he was born the doctor said he had a full head of his mothers black hair and the balls of his father...i immediately started laughing (which wasn't a good thing at the time)...it also happened to be the same time ACDC came out with their son "big balls" so that was my son's theme...and yes i took pictures because i am wrong!

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  7. PEEVISH: They only hurt when they slap you in the forehead.

    DAISY: Email me a pic of your husband's balls so I can post it and let our readers decide if they're as big as you say they are.

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  8. MJ - Connies got distemper.

    Caught it from the old dog he shags.

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  9. PIGGY: You mean he caught distemper from the old "bitch" Tatas?

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  10. Hmm, it's amazing what you can do with a pair of old tights and a couple of jacket potatoes, isn't it?

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  11. BETTY: SID has plenty of old tights and potatoes.

    I'll spare you the details.

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  12. sorry for the confusion MJ but the balls in reference were my son's...he was born at 8lbs 1 1/2 oz with balls the size of my husbands...you will have to wait for a pic as i am still in ireland at the moment and the pics are in illinois

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  13. PIGGY: Oh THAT dog.

    Thanks to that link on your blog, I've seen what Rimmer's been shagging. I hope he's been down to the clinic since then.

    DAISY: Illinois? Chigago Balls!

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  14. Cheeky fuckers.

    Connie's pissed at the mo so I don't know what to do with him.

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  15. It looks like a punching bag. His butthole is so tiny too. He must shit BB's or something.

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  16. Piggy: You're expecting to be fed when you turn up? I hope you've got a taster.

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  17. Was that you before the operation MJ?

    I can see now why you begged me for the money.

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  18. Connie ~ Hint. Lock the fridge.Hide the key.

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  19. SID: don't worry buddy there's fuck all in our fridge. They'd have to bring there own food. Piggy would only moan that there wasn't enough Yorkshire pud with bangers and mash to fill his little porky belly.

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  20. Those legs look suspiciously like BingoWings'...

    Whereas the balls look like something that fell off a turkey.

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  21. A glorious nut sack. Extra salt please.

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  22. How does filthy friday differ from the other days of the week? and it was salma and Halle.

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  23. Could you imagine farting while sitting on them nuts? These balls are why gas prices are so high.

    The word verification seems to be getting more difficult. Mine was AnalSeepage.

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  24. TATAS: I suggest you strip Connie nekkid and take pics and email them to us.

    WAITRESS: He just needs a good fisting to increase the size.

    SID: I could never get a dime out of you, ya cheap bastard.

    IVD: Put a pair of Elf Shorts over those balls and it’s definitely Bingowings.

    KNUDSEN: Filthy Friday differs from every other day because I’m still wearing my Thursday knickers.

    Did you impregnate all of Hollywood?

    WAITRESS: AnalSeepage?

    You got Piggy’s word verification.

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  25. IDV and MJ, were you both spying thru my windows?

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  26. I think the balls used up all the skin for the winky! I bet it's hiding there somewhere! That has to hurt. Where do you get pants to fit those?

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