Friday, November 16, 2007

Google Searches – Day 9

The final Google Search posting! Hallelujah!




Today: Google searches on Infomaniac looking for the rest of yas.

Not all of you turned up in the Google searches on this blog but here’s a few more of you who did…Kaz, Homo Escapeons (HE), First Nations (FN), Geoff, Betty, Garfer, Awaiting, Tickers, Rimshot and Beast.



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR KAZ


Best place to get a shag in Manchester
How to get a shag in Manchester
Kaz free clips naked British
Naked Kaz
Manchester best dressed city



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR HOMO ESCAPEONS


Winnipeg Slurpee capital
Chippendales sailor outfit
Winnipeg capital of the world
Free Winnipeg vasectomy



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR FIRST NATIONS


fn sluts in red
burrito sluts
First Nations birthday
Stand on her head and pee
Tequila helping women drop their standards for years




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR GEOFF

“Geoff and Betty” Halifax
Geoffrey industrial vibrator
west ham hate liverpool



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR BETTY


Snooker shirtless
Snooker guys
Stephen Hendry shirtless


GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR GARFER


Belfast brothels
What Freud said about Irishmen
How do I get into Irish porn
Naked in waders
Tunnocks Tea Cakes Canada
dirtyIrish phrases




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR AWAITING


Black lard arse women wank
Good arse
Arse worship photo
Large arses
Big arses




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TICKERS

Mantyhose
Pantyhose sissies
Sex with a gear knob
You’re probably just a little bit poofy
Wanking wearing tights
Men wanking in tights
Manly pantyhose
Arse implants
Gearshifter fucking



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR RIMSHOT



life size girlfriend shaped pillow
how to swear in German
unclothed male butts photos




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR BEAST

Men in frillies
Photos of men wearing knickers
Used panties preservation



BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Here are the many leftover Google searches that don’t fit anyone in particular. Unless you think you recognize yourself or one of the other bitches in a search term?

Women with caterers in their pee holes
What hole do females pee out of?
Drinking women’s pee
Photos of women standing up in the toilet
How to hold a plastic bag under your vagina and pee in it
Finger in pee hole
Gatorade urine stream
do women urinate from the hole in their clit?
do women pee out of the clit?
women urinate from different hole?
artistic vagina
Real pics women wear overnight maxi pads
Transvestites maxi pads shop
What color should men paint their toes?
Let me paint his toenails
transvestite toenails
is red nail polish for whores?
Male lactation
Why can’t I vomit?
sex position lumberjack
Pictures of concrete enema
Can you put coffee up your arse?
How far should you put your tongue up your girls arse?
Penguins lederhosen
picture, moose, drooling
Female toenail etiquette
Orgasm face
Wank me off granny
Blokes with big willies pics
Women wanking whilst driving
Dirty and used knickers
Toenail problems photos
Notice your nuts
Dirty old granny slags
Can midgets wipe their buttocks?
women being naughty with ski tubes and pool toys
making your own blow up dildo
penis size photos
Penis beauty contest
Nude in waders
Typewriters and nudes
insert nipple in cock hole
beauty pageant bums
prize arses
bashful bowel
funny anal bead lawnmower story
vagina paintings
why do british men have long fingernails?
places you've jacked off
Erotic Elven bitches
Can you freezer burn your tongue?
vagina smiley faces
england flag as vagina wig
lips touch the toe
housewife fantasy
transsexual nursing baby
needed relief cock
hair on your nuts
penile projections
body pillow torso headless girlfriend
fire extinguisher penis
rugby players' big willies
Dirty used footy socks



And finally…


GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR ALL OF YOU!…

DIRTY FILTHY CUNTS

20 comments:

  1. *reminds herself never ever ever to piss off MJ*

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  2. Tequila helping women drop their standards for years.
    MJ: What the fuck is your excuse?

    I agree. Thank fuck that's over.

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  3. "Rugby players big willies" - Surely that was Frobi looking for Ben Cohen?

    "Can midgets wipe their buttocks?" - Someone concerned about Piggy's personal hygiene?

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  4. Tatas - MJ never had any standards to begin with.

    *ignores that scabby mutt IDV*

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  5. If I knew how to get a shag in Manchester I'd go round there immediately.

    Oh and if anyone knows the 'funny anal bead lawnmower story' please tell!

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  6. I'm sorry my searches were a bit disappointing.

    We have never been to any of the Halifaxes so they couldn't have been looking for us.

    Of course you can put coffee up your arse! Have they never heard of a coffee enema?

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  7. DAISY: Why not? The rest of them do it for sport.

    PIGGY & TATAS: Give me a day or two and I’ll come up with something equally mind-numbing.

    IVD: “Rugby players big willies” has Frobi all over it.

    I wish he’d just shag Ben Cohen and get it over with so he’d have another topic of conversation.

    It’s almost as painful as reading my Google Search postings.

    As for Piggy wiping his buttocks, I believe he uses Tazzy’s sleeve.

    KAZ: The “funny anal bead lawnmower story?”

    I’m sure it has something to do with folk who, instead of pulling them out gently, yank them out as if they were starting a lawnmower.

    GEOFF: I’d like to hear more about your industrial vibrator.

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  8. MJ...i guess i dont see the purpose as there are so many other willing participants and i kind of like your rants :)

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  9. PIGGY & TATAS: Give me a day or two and I’ll come up with something equally mind-numbing.

    What ya gonna do post your face?

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  10. I don't know if the relative timitiy of the searches related to me is a plus or a minus.

    On the plus side: HA, you sick fucks!

    on the minus: I seem to be behind the curve. Cunts, vomit-eating, scrotum torturing, clit-slashing, cunts!

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  11. YAY It's over!

    Alleblooodylulia!

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  12. Thank fuck for that. I was losing the will to live.

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  13. I claim "hair on your nuts" ever go to eat some monkey nuts and find they are all hairy?

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  14. "Give me a day or two and I’ll come up with something equally mind-numbing.

    What ya gonna do post your face?
    "

    Now THAT is a major contender for the Comment Of The Year!

    Fantastic!

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  15. DAISY: I feel another rant coming on after reading all these comments.

    TATAS: Don't push me, bitch.

    RIMMER: Don't you have a date with your pillow tonight?

    SID: Shut the fuck up.

    CONNIE: If only.

    TATAS: Blech.

    KNUDSEN: I recommend you wax your nuts if that's the case.

    PIGGY: Don't encourage Tatas.

    She needs a good bitchslapping, that one.

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  16. Oh my someone has spat her dummy out the pram. Bring it on whore.

    Piggy: Thx love I thought it was a good one. She can try and give me a good bitch slapping if she wants to but it wouldn't work cause I'd enjoy it lol
    Encourage me! encourage me!
    Shall we come up with a cunning plan?

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  17. kaz...i don't know the story you refer...however on a certain site i learned "Never yank them all out quickly like starting a lawnmower--unless she requests it. " hope it helps...

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  18. Where is the Love?
    I showed one of my behavior modification therapists this site and she thinks that you are 'leaking' some very serious anger management issues and that your passive/aggressive behavior has reached volcanic toxic levels...when she said,
    "That girl is ready to blow"...
    I totally lost it and sent my psychotropic-tranquilizer smoothy out through my nose!

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