GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR PIGGY
Was the first caveman ginger?
Gingers
Eye-watering fart
Vile cunt
Erotic love piggy
Piggy toenail polish
Male buttocks moon photo
Knob cheese gay
Little Piggy butt plug
Butt plug stuck in butt
Amazing turd
pantyhose piggy
Filthy Scot
Pork faggot
Nipple gets hard video
never call a scot a brit
naughty boys with no underwear
tweezer penis
shit streak underwear
novelty saggy testicles
Trousers, revealing the tiniest 'willie
pubic time-lapse
arse pimples
GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TAZZY
Taz tired
Tazzy underwear
Sailor outfit on Tazzy
Lord of the Totty
Daddy bear
Yorkshire translator
TAZZY PUSSY
ridiculous headgear
GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TAZZY & PIGGY TOGETHER
Dirtiest slags in the UK
World’s biggest cunts
Stupid Englishmen from Yorkshire
Barnsley gay cruising
Fuckfinder
Gloryhole toilets in Yorkshire
Gay gloryholes in Yorkshire
Old cunts over 60
Miserable cunts
Barnsley slang
Fisting diagram
Ream and scream dildo
Old trannies
they both wear pantyhose
stupidest city in Britain
Naked British roller coaster riders
cunts under tables
Barnsley slang
Fancy a fuck in Barnsley
Drunkest place in the UK
Naked blokes
bumfun pics
fat old men pissing
hairy men
filthy old bitches
Yay! First!
ReplyDelete* vomits *
Yay! My eyes have melted!
Cunt.
ReplyDelete*that includes IDV*
Ha ha ha "Pork Faggot".
ReplyDelete"Fancy a Fuck in Barnsley" - jeezus there's some sick people out there
*frobi's a cunt too*
ReplyDeleteAt least they'd be younger - much younger - than the elephants graveyards of Dorset!
Some of the inhabitants of Barnsley are rather dishy, I'll have you know.
Myself and Tazzy, for example.
IVD, FROBI & PIGGY:
ReplyDelete*considers pimping all of you out*
* considers MJ's suggestion *
ReplyDeleteBut seeing as I'll be doing most of the work, I want 80% of the takings.
OMGs! I've just got back from BingoWings - I think he's going to do The 'Shorts post sometime over the weekend!
ReplyDeleteIVD: Speaking of The Shorts, I'm certain I could get a higher price for you if you were still wearing them instead of that stripy shirt.
ReplyDeleteAll the elf fetishists would pay good money for you.
I can't give it away these days :(
ReplyDeleteYay Tenth!
ReplyDeleteBad, bad, bad, BAD, bad, very bad, though not quite so bad as the previous post, but still bad, bad, bad, BAD, bad, very bad, though not quite so bad as the previous post, but still bad,bad, bad, BAD, bad, very bad, though not quite so bad as the previous post, but still bad,bad, bad, BAD, bad, very bad, though not quite so bad as the previous post, but still bad
Gone to pasture, have you Frobi?
ReplyDeleteIt'll be the knackers yard soon.
RIMSHOT: I apologize if this post is not up to my previous standards of badness.
ReplyDeleteFROBI & PIGGY: It's time to reignite Frobi's wanton ways with Juanton. Another trip to Spain, perhaps?
HA HA HA , piggy's got an arse like a dropped pie
ReplyDeleteBEASTY: A dropped pie? Why yes it does!
ReplyDeleteFrobi said the same thing of Rimshot’s arse. Click and see if you agree.
And while you’re at it, email me a photo of YOUR arse. Immediately.
Well theres my pasty supper back up.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind being called a Brit as some are thick out there and will call you worse like Irish, English, Welsh, American, Canadian you know all the weaker races.
So is Piggy ghey then? what about Tazzy?
Aren't they adorable?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that old knudsen asks the tough questions so that the rest of us can just sit back and enjoy the show.
You are one busy little Beaver.
Sadly , I was famed for texting pictures of my arse when drunk to all my friends and familly (well it never gets old does it ). My camera phone has been confiscated :-(
ReplyDeleteSOS "help I have something in my ass"
ReplyDeleteDirtiest slags in the UK lol
Doesn't Tazzy look cute sleeping with his teddy.
If my tit was squashed like that on a roller coaster ride I'd never get on it (Ummm never been on one)
A pasty supper! I haven't had one of them in ages.
ReplyDeleteI much preferred pudding suppers when I was a wee highland boy.
KNUDSEN: Piggy wants what’s left of your pasty supper.
ReplyDeleteHE: Don’t you just want to give them a cuddle?
BEAST: One of our hockey players is all over the news for texting drunken nekkid pics of himself.
So I’ll just get in touch with your friends and family then, shall I?
TATAS: Don’t you just want to tweak Tazzy’s nipple?
Ask Piggy and Tazzy to take you to Alton Towers to ride the roller coaster.
They took The Smunts!
PIGGY: You can help yourself to Knudsen’s leftover pasty supper by the looks of it.
I thought mine was bad.
ReplyDeleteSweet revenge coming soon.
SID: Oh shove it up yer arse ya big Irish git.
ReplyDeleteAlong with all the other vegetables you're hoarding in there.
Must be enough to make a Vichyssoise by now.
I recently enjoyed a most delightful Irish Boxtey supper. Is that very much like a Pasty?
ReplyDeleteTazzy and Piggy surely look miles better than those other blokes
ReplyDelete*shudders*
As for my google search I have to say I never posted pics of car seat shoes like that. At worst I did post shoes from the Jessica Simpson collection - I know that's almost as bad
and my mum never caught me wanking
Rimmer ~ I know MJ has tried Irish Botox if that's any help?
ReplyDeleteWe order it in for her especially.
Gallons of the stuff.
RIMMER: If you smothered your nipples with boxty and swung them about, then yes, it’s very much like a pasty.
ReplyDeleteCYBERSLUT: That’s payback for the Jessica Simpson shoes.
SID: The botox was ordered for me from the same clinic where they attempted, unsuccessfully, to tighten your saggy scrotum.
meanie
ReplyDeleteUncanny - that last pic looks exactly like Tazzy, though the 'wee Taz' isn't quite wee enough.
ReplyDeleteSo Carly tells me!
But the moobs and the belly are spot on!
SMUNTY: Carly should know.
ReplyDeleteI bet she lifted his bed sheet in the night, the filthy bitch.