A Life upgrade.Or a man.Perhaps you could do a special offer - Free Man With Every Life Upgrade!I'll have Connor Trinneer please. He'd better not be out of stock already...
Alice.'You can get anything you want' my ass. btw, I am here. I am just not terribly alive lately.*two snaps up for frobi on the canadian relations submission*
IDV: Haven't you shagged Connor YET?FN: Would you care to sample my special brownies?
Don't tempt me!
Okay, I have three orders.On my first order, I'd like a tummy tuck with extra lipo and a garnish of fresh parsley.The second order, a tall glass of iced tea with a nice juicy helping of success and security.The third order, just give me a New York style cheesecake with chocolate ganauche.Now, what's the total?
SID: G'won. You know you want it.Awaiting: Just help yourself to the freebies box in the corner. It's all there for you.
A kangaroo.
A few million new brain cells to replace the ones I killed off? Mmmmmm sniffing glue makes everything so....sparkly.
Piggy: We’re all out of kangaroos but how about some kangaroo poo?Pru: Great glittery ganglions!
To write a love scene in a Movie for myself and Monica Belluci..oh better make it a love triangle with Salma Hayek.
HE: Scriptwriters, Aisle 6.
A Life upgrade.
ReplyDeleteOr a man.
Perhaps you could do a special offer - Free Man With Every Life Upgrade!
I'll have Connor Trinneer please. He'd better not be out of stock already...
Alice.
ReplyDelete'You can get anything you want' my ass.
btw, I am here. I am just not terribly alive lately.
*two snaps up for frobi on the canadian relations submission*
IDV: Haven't you shagged Connor YET?
ReplyDeleteFN: Would you care to sample my special brownies?
Don't tempt me!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I have three orders.
ReplyDeleteOn my first order, I'd like a tummy tuck with extra lipo and a garnish of fresh parsley.
The second order, a tall glass of iced tea with a nice juicy helping of success and security.
The third order, just give me a New York style cheesecake with chocolate ganauche.
Now, what's the total?
SID: G'won. You know you want it.
ReplyDeleteAwaiting: Just help yourself to the freebies box in the corner. It's all there for you.
A kangaroo.
ReplyDeleteA few million new brain cells to replace the ones I killed off?
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm sniffing glue makes everything so....sparkly.
Piggy: We’re all out of kangaroos but how about some kangaroo poo?
ReplyDeletePru: Great glittery ganglions!
To write a love scene in a Movie for myself and Monica Belluci..oh better make it a love triangle with Salma Hayek.
ReplyDeleteHE: Scriptwriters, Aisle 6.
ReplyDelete