Wednesday, November 29, 2006


What are you craving?


  1. Umentionable!

    Apart from that, 2 day old sweat from a hummingbird.

    Ha brought to you by teatos!

  2. 2 day old sweat from a hummingbird?

    I thought I was strange.

    Can't stop thinking about pork scratchings, since your previous post.

    I would however, like to nuzzle into the armpit of a dark woman whilst breathing in slowly and deeply.

  3. Jody: Now you’ve got ME craving fish ‘n’ chips.

    SID: It’s your lucky day. I have hummingbird sweat in this vial around my neck. I’ll remove the cap just for you.

    The unmentionable involves potatoes, doesn’t it?

    Tickers: You ARE strange. Join the queue.

  4. 1. McDonald's (anything ... I'm not picky)

    2. One dozen doughnuts from Dunkin Donuts (prefer chocolate frosted)

    3. Pumpkin pie (three or four of them)

    4. Apples (Gala preferred)

    5. Bow tie pasta with pesto

    6. Pizza

    7. Pancakes with maple syrup

    Ummm, I think that's all I'm currently craving.

    By the way, I never had a cho clit cake. I wonder if it's any good?

  5. Maidink: Whatever happened to pickles and ice cream?

    Maple syrup? Canadian ambrosia, that is.

    Cho clit cake?... you might like it and become a choclitolic.

  6. Black forest gateaux, and lots of them!

  7. Jacqueline: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

    Black Forest Gateaux
    With your beau
    In a chateau
    Comme il faut
    Et après dessert,

  8. my mom's peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream.

    mississippi mud cake with vanilla ice cream.

    chili w/ mashed potatoes & cornbread.

    cajun turkey.

    chocolate tall cake.

    word verification: forkzd

  9. Pink: mmm... southern cookin'. Canadians haven't a clue how to make decent cornbread.

    HE: This is not the first time you've mentioned MB. Just do her and get it over with!

    Kapitano: I am the only person to have dined in a Death by Chocolate Restaurant on a non-chocolate dessert.

  10. No idea who Homo Erectus's Monica Belluci is, but I'll take her and raise you, oh...Kate Winslet.

  11. WW:HE's your best friend but you don't know that he's about to shag Monica Belluci? You two need to talk. Kate Winslet? You and every other man. Take a number.