Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Build a 1/5 Scale Sherman Tank

DIY project of the week: Instructions here.


  1. You too can have your own real life Wacky Races. Is your child a Peter Perfect or Penelope Pitstop?

    Or maybe a miniature version of your own cretinous war-loving self.

  2. I think I'll build one right now!

    Wow! Thanks for posting such a great and informative link! Just this morning I arose from my slumber and thought to myself, "My babies need a tanker!" That way they can roll over Jeri Curl Lady.

  3. *wipes away tear*

    That's beautiful. Finally, a project Geo can work on for his darling children!

    I would have preferred detailed instructions to build a 1/5 scale Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano or a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640.

    But that's just me ...

  4. exactly what the Goonybird needs! and then when he gets older he can drive mine.
    oh ha, AFTER i remove the napalm cannon, OF COURSE! safety first!
    (i've been getting the dreaded 'error message' page here lately. plot? hmmmmmm?plot?)

  5. Why oh why did you have to post something on DIY?

    I'm crap at DIY.

    I may need some help.


  6. Geoff: Our Dept. of National Defence here in Canada should be this advanced.

    Awaiting: Jeri Curl Lady's days are numbered.

    Maidink: It has Geo's name all over it, doesn't it?

    FN: Don't you just love the smell of napalm in the morning?

    SID: Don't give it a second thought. Don't you know that it's better to have a man handy than a handyman?

  7. only DIY would come up with something this creative and handy around the house. i can just see dad's and mom's helping their kiddies build this.

    *reminds self to call awaiting first before visiting, just in case*

  8. I would rather have a panzer or king tiger tank

  9. Pink: Just don't be wearing a jeri curl when you go 'round there.

    Geo: Check that guy's blueprints links then.

  10. Dang jeri curls are on the HIT list!

    Come on and test my little tanker...I dare ya! Bitch downstairs is in for a shocker!

    Thanks, MJ...this has been way FAR OUT!

    *insert cheesy grin here*

  11. "Just imagine the looks on your neighbors faces when you rumble into the midst of their barbecue in a Panzer, and paste the beer cooler with your 37mm potato cannon. That'll teach 'em to drink Canadian beer on the 4th of July."

    My fave quote from the instructions

  12. Awaiting: And tell her that hairstyle has to go while you're at it.

    Maidink: Dammit. I was hoping you would have missed that bit.

  13. Thats a nice way to show people not to mess with you.

  14. Dammit that fucking hurt.

  15. No get the fuck away from me bicth