1. Cinco de Mayo…
2. World Naked Gardening Day…
3. Ms. First Nations’ birthday…
4. The Supermoon...
Everybody grab your hose and your Tequila Guns and let’s party!
Saturday, May 05, 2012
May 5th - Quadruple Celebration!
It’s fiesta time here on Infomaniac as we celebrate FOUR fun-filled events!
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3. Ms. First Nations’ birthday…
Shouldn’t you be nekkid in your garden today, Ms. Nations?
4. The Supermoon...
A super moon can look 14% bigger and up to 30% brighter than a normal full moon. Just like Piggy's arse!
Everybody grab your hose and your Tequila Guns and let’s party!
3. Ms. First Nations’ birthday…
4. The Supermoon...
Everybody grab your hose and your Tequila Guns and let’s party!
Friday, May 04, 2012
Thursday, May 03, 2012
Coming This Sunday…
Prepare to be dazzled by our Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent art exhibition on Sunday, May 6th.
Twelve Infomaniac Bitches will have their creative talents on display for your viewing pleasure.
Coincidentally(?) there are twelve basic hues in the colour wheel.
You’ll see everything from calligraphy to canned goods!
And from handbags to gladrags!
Some of our artisans sell their creations so be sure to support your fellow Infomaniac Bitches.
Speaking of which, this reminds me of a book I’d like to mention:
If you’re an artsy individual who dreams of marketing your creations, try reading The Handmade Marketplace by Kari Chapin. It’s full of good tips on how to sell your crafts locally, globally and online.
And for those of you who haven’t yet picked up a paintbrush or a glue gun, we hope that what you see on Sunday will inspire you to get artsy!
Twelve Infomaniac Bitches will have their creative talents on display for your viewing pleasure.
Coincidentally(?) there are twelve basic hues in the colour wheel.
You’ll see everything from calligraphy to canned goods!
And from handbags to gladrags!
Some of our artisans sell their creations so be sure to support your fellow Infomaniac Bitches.
Speaking of which, this reminds me of a book I’d like to mention:
If you’re an artsy individual who dreams of marketing your creations, try reading The Handmade Marketplace by Kari Chapin. It’s full of good tips on how to sell your crafts locally, globally and online.
And for those of you who haven’t yet picked up a paintbrush or a glue gun, we hope that what you see on Sunday will inspire you to get artsy!
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
Paradise by the Dashboard Light
And by “Dashboard” we’re referring to Blogger’s new Dashboard interface.
Which is decidedly NOT Mistress MJ’s idea of paradise.
By now, all you Blogger bloggers will have seen this notice on your Dashboard... “The old Blogger interface will be removed in the coming month” ... “coming month” meaning MAY.
Mistress MJ tried the new Dashboard and nearly had a breakdown as she was composing a very long post with a lot of photos.
Thankfully, I was able to return to the old Blogger Dashboard by following these simple directions…
Look in the top right hand corner of your dashboard, under your profile photo.
See the widget symbol to the right of the box that says “English”? Hover your mouse over the widget and you’ll see that it says “Blogger options.”
Click the widget and scroll down to “Old Blogger Interface.” Click on it and you’ll be returned to your old Dashboard.
Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time (days?) before we'll no longer have a choice between the old Dashboard and the new Dashboard.
Mistress MJ is dreading trying to put together the Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent art exhibition post using the new Dashboard.
Give me strength, Bitches.
Oh, and click here to see Mr. Peenee’s Blogger meltdown and here to see Princess’s Blogger breakdown.
We’re all in this together, Bitches.
Which is decidedly NOT Mistress MJ’s idea of paradise.
By now, all you Blogger bloggers will have seen this notice on your Dashboard... “The old Blogger interface will be removed in the coming month” ... “coming month” meaning MAY.
Mistress MJ tried the new Dashboard and nearly had a breakdown as she was composing a very long post with a lot of photos.
Thankfully, I was able to return to the old Blogger Dashboard by following these simple directions…
Look in the top right hand corner of your dashboard, under your profile photo.
See the widget symbol to the right of the box that says “English”? Hover your mouse over the widget and you’ll see that it says “Blogger options.”
Click the widget and scroll down to “Old Blogger Interface.” Click on it and you’ll be returned to your old Dashboard.
Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time (days?) before we'll no longer have a choice between the old Dashboard and the new Dashboard.
We’d love to hear from YOU Bitches on how the new Dashboard is working out for you.
If you have any helpful TIPS for the rest of us, that would be lovely.
Mistress MJ is dreading trying to put together the Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent art exhibition post using the new Dashboard.
Give me strength, Bitches.
Oh, and click here to see Mr. Peenee’s Blogger meltdown and here to see Princess’s Blogger breakdown.
We’re all in this together, Bitches.
A Shot of Saturday Night on Monday Morning
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent
DEADLINE: Monday, April 30th.
Are you a creative Infomaniac Bitch?
If so, we want to see your handiwork!
Whether you paint, draw, take photographs, knit, sew, or glue macaroni onto paper plates, we want to see your creative output.
Here’s what to do…
Send a photograph (or two) of one of your creations to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
Include a description of the image(s) and tell us a little about your particular talent.
Be sure to include a link to any online art store you might have such as Etsy or eBay. You might get lucky and sell something! Or include a link to where we can see more of your work.
p.s. If you work in more than one medium, you can send separate submissions for each. For example, if you’re a Bitch who paints AND sews, send one or two photos for your paintings and one or two photos for your sewing.
We’ll publish your submissions in one big artsy fartsy post in May.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Bye Bye, Michael Guy
The end of Michael Guy…
If you’re a reader of Temporary Trouble Spots, pop on over to bid adieu to Michael Guy who has published his last post.
We’ll miss your glamour, Michael, and as AyeM8y said…
“I enjoyed your sharing of rare disco tunes and the Auntie Mame flourishes of redecorating your apartment. And of course the handsome nearly naked mens that caught your eye.”
Thank you for making the blogosphere a more beautiful place, Michael.
If you’re a reader of Temporary Trouble Spots, pop on over to bid adieu to Michael Guy who has published his last post.
We’ll miss your glamour, Michael, and as AyeM8y said…
“I enjoyed your sharing of rare disco tunes and the Auntie Mame flourishes of redecorating your apartment. And of course the handsome nearly naked mens that caught your eye.”
Thank you for making the blogosphere a more beautiful place, Michael.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Muscato and Mr. Peenee, Revisited
Of course you’re all familiar with those two old biddies who frequent the pages of Infomaniac.
I’m talking about Peenee and Norma…
Some of you know that before there was a Peenee and Norma segment here on Infomaniac, there was a “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” segment on the fabulous Chateau Thombeau.
That is, until Muscato went away.
But now that Muscato has returned, we here at Infomaniac think it’s time to revisit the good old days of “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” so lets all sit back and have a peek at the old dears…
One Afternoon…
Mr. Peenee and Muscato glimpsed a portrait of Mistress MJ, after which they hightailed it to the nearest hotel bar to regain their composure.
Muscato and Mr. Peenee in the waiting room at the local clinic.
A youthful Mr. Peenee and the always vivacious Muscato show off their girlish charms.
We're always happy when our old friends Muscato and Mr. Peenee stop by. Almost as happy as when they leave!
The photos above represent a sampling of the “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” collection housed at Chateau Thombeau. CLICK HERE for more.
Thanks, Thom! Your posts were the inspiration for Infomaniac’s “Peenee and Norma” series.
I’m talking about Peenee and Norma…
Some of you know that before there was a Peenee and Norma segment here on Infomaniac, there was a “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” segment on the fabulous Chateau Thombeau.
That is, until Muscato went away.
But now that Muscato has returned, we here at Infomaniac think it’s time to revisit the good old days of “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” so lets all sit back and have a peek at the old dears…
One Afternoon…
Together Again
They Were Young Once
To Know Them Is To Love Them
The photos above represent a sampling of the “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” collection housed at Chateau Thombeau. CLICK HERE for more.
Thanks, Thom! Your posts were the inspiration for Infomaniac’s “Peenee and Norma” series.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Winter Wonderland … in April
Mistress MJ awoke this morning to a blanket of snow on the ground.
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And it’s still coming down…in late April!
We're told the forecast for later today is ice pellets.
Mistress MJ was starting to rally round after her brief but violent illness until she clicked on The Vomitorium link that our Jon kindly provided.
Due to a relapse, Mistress MJ will not be joining you until Tuesday.
And it’s still coming down…in late April!
We're told the forecast for later today is ice pellets.
Mistress MJ was starting to rally round after her brief but violent illness until she clicked on The Vomitorium link that our Jon kindly provided.
Due to a relapse, Mistress MJ will not be joining you until Tuesday.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
It Must Have Been a Bad Weenie
Mistress MJ will return when she’s feeling better.
As you can see, even the stripe has gone out of my tights.
In the meantime, please seek your entertainment elsewhere.
Friday, April 20, 2012
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