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Saturday, January 14, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
Filthy Friday - The Peenee Diaries
In yesterday’s post, Thombeau informed us that he’s reading The Peenee Diaries, the autobiography of everyone’s fave San Franciscan, Mr. Peenee.
Unfortunately, the pages in my copy are stuck together (damn those houseboys) but I managed to find one unstained photograph …
Perhaps you Bitches can decipher what the now obscured text might have been?
Unfortunately, the pages in my copy are stuck together (damn those houseboys) but I managed to find one unstained photograph …
Perhaps you Bitches can decipher what the now obscured text might have been?
Thursday, January 12, 2012
What Are You Bitches Reading?
Mistress MJ wants to know what you’re reading.
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And she especially wants to know what books you’ve read that you can recommend to the rest of us.
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Thanks to Thombeau, Mistress MJ is currently riveted by a fascinating book entitled, “Secret Historian: The Life and Times of Samuel Steward, Professor, Tattoo Artist and Sexual Renegade” by Justin Spring.
“Samuel Steward’s 'Stud File' contained a meticulously documented record on index cards of every sexual experience and partner that Steward said he had had over 50 years."
You can read Thombeau’s book review here.
It’s going to be a long, cold winter and Mistress MJ’s neck of the woods could see 20 cm of snow by Friday. (That’s almost 8 inches for you Americans.) So I want a big stack of books to get me through the winter …
… and perhaps some warmer clothes.
Tell us what books YOU recommend!
And she especially wants to know what books you’ve read that you can recommend to the rest of us.
Thanks to Thombeau, Mistress MJ is currently riveted by a fascinating book entitled, “Secret Historian: The Life and Times of Samuel Steward, Professor, Tattoo Artist and Sexual Renegade” by Justin Spring.
You can read Thombeau’s book review here.
It’s going to be a long, cold winter and Mistress MJ’s neck of the woods could see 20 cm of snow by Friday. (That’s almost 8 inches for you Americans.) So I want a big stack of books to get me through the winter …
… and perhaps some warmer clothes.
Tell us what books YOU recommend!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Introducing “The Redundant Variety Hour!”
From the man who brought you Planet Fabulon and Chateau Thombeau and Form is Void comes….drum roll please…
THE REDUNDANT VARIETY HOUR!
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The fabulous Thombeau brings you MORE of the fabulosity you expect from him as he celebrates the golden age of television variety shows.
See Dalida, Miss Mitzi Gaynor, Tom Jones, Mama Cass, The Lennon Sisters, Carol Channing, Petula Clark, Herb Alpert, Bea Arthur and MORE on The Redundant Variety Hour!
This blog has it ALL!
Where else are you going to find Bette Midler, Cher and Elton John all on stage TOGETHER? With a bonus Flip Wilson!...
Click it, Bitches!
THE REDUNDANT VARIETY HOUR!
The fabulous Thombeau brings you MORE of the fabulosity you expect from him as he celebrates the golden age of television variety shows.
See Dalida, Miss Mitzi Gaynor, Tom Jones, Mama Cass, The Lennon Sisters, Carol Channing, Petula Clark, Herb Alpert, Bea Arthur and MORE on The Redundant Variety Hour!
Divas, dancers, glamour and glitz! An entertainment extravaganza spectacular! Costumes! Choreography! Camp!
This blog has it ALL!
Where else are you going to find Bette Midler, Cher and Elton John all on stage TOGETHER? With a bonus Flip Wilson!...
Click it, Bitches!
Norma’s Nipples
The nipplage of the lovely Miss Normadesmond…
Bitches: Do you think we should start a Gallery of Nipplage similar to the Infomaniac Gallery of Alluring Arses?
And would you like to try to Guess the Nipple as we did with Tazzy’s nipple?
You would send Mistress MJ a photo of your nipples and everyone would have to guess whose nipples they are.
Let me know!
Bitches: Do you think we should start a Gallery of Nipplage similar to the Infomaniac Gallery of Alluring Arses?
And would you like to try to Guess the Nipple as we did with Tazzy’s nipple?
You would send Mistress MJ a photo of your nipples and everyone would have to guess whose nipples they are.
Let me know!
Monday, January 09, 2012
Rump Reading
Last week, we asked you to submit photos of your bare bottoms for a rump reading.
Are you ready for THIS, Bitches? The first FEMALE arse to join Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses! …
NURSEMYRA!
For purposes of alliteration, I wanted to say “first female fanny” but then, depending on which country you’re in, we’d be referring to her frontbits instead of her backbits.
Using the ancient (pseudo)science of Rumpology, we ask you to foretell Nursemyra’s fortune.
Are you ready for THIS, Bitches? The first FEMALE arse to join Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses! …
NURSEMYRA!
For purposes of alliteration, I wanted to say “first female fanny” but then, depending on which country you’re in, we’d be referring to her frontbits instead of her backbits.
Using the ancient (pseudo)science of Rumpology, we ask you to foretell Nursemyra’s fortune.
Sunday, January 08, 2012
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Friday, January 06, 2012
I Dream of Jeannie’s Nipple
Do you dream of seeing Barbara Eden’s breasts?
If you’re one of the 3.5 straight men of a certain age who read this blog, we think you do.
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Over here, big boy.
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Ta-TA! Er, Ta-DA!
You probably also dreamed of seeing her navel.
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"Censors allowed her (Barbara Eden’s character Jeannie) to be depicted living in a house with an unmarried man (because early episodes made it plain that she slept in her bottle), but would not permit Eden's navel to be seen."
Fellas: We here at Infomaniac hope you have enjoyed this little trip down Mammary Lane.
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If you’re one of the 3.5 straight men of a certain age who read this blog, we think you do.
Over here, big boy.
Ta-TA! Er, Ta-DA!
You probably also dreamed of seeing her navel.
"Censors allowed her (Barbara Eden’s character Jeannie) to be depicted living in a house with an unmarried man (because early episodes made it plain that she slept in her bottle), but would not permit Eden's navel to be seen."
Fellas: We here at Infomaniac hope you have enjoyed this little trip down Mammary Lane.
Thursday, January 05, 2012
Butt Reading
In Tuesday’s post, you were asked to send a photo of your bare bottom and Mistress MJ would tell your fortune based on the science of Rumpology.
Today we feature Princess’s posterior…
Mistress MJ feels that you Bitches are every bit as qualified as Jackie Stallone to perform a rump reading.
By observing the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of Princess’s posterior, what do you foretell about Princess’s character?
What does the future hold in store for Princess?
What secrets lie hidden in his past?
ANALyze Princess's posterior and let us know what you find!
Note: Princess’s posterior joins Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Thank you, Princess!
Today we feature Princess’s posterior…
Mistress MJ feels that you Bitches are every bit as qualified as Jackie Stallone to perform a rump reading.
By observing the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of Princess’s posterior, what do you foretell about Princess’s character?
What does the future hold in store for Princess?
What secrets lie hidden in his past?
ANALyze Princess's posterior and let us know what you find!
Note: Princess’s posterior joins Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Thank you, Princess!
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
Rumpology
Wondering what 2012 (The Year of the Arse) has in store for you?
Why not contact Jackie Stallone for a butt reading?
Yes, that Jackie Stallone; mother of Slyvester Stallone and America’s foremost rumpologist…
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Simply send Jackie a photo of your arse.
She will ANALyze the left and right hemispheres of your buttocks as well as the gluteal cleft (aka arse crack)…
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… and Jackie will send you a detailed report.
Get up off your arse and contact Jacqueline Stallone today!
BUT WAIT!!!
Why should Jackie rake in all the profits?
Why not contact Jackie Stallone for a butt reading?
Yes, that Jackie Stallone; mother of Slyvester Stallone and America’s foremost rumpologist…
Simply send Jackie a photo of your arse.
She will ANALyze the left and right hemispheres of your buttocks as well as the gluteal cleft (aka arse crack)…
… and Jackie will send you a detailed report.
What does YOUR arse reveal about YOU?
Get up off your arse and contact Jacqueline Stallone today!
BUT WAIT!!!
Why should Jackie rake in all the profits?
SEND A PHOTO OF YOUR BARE BOTTOM TO MISTRESS MJ AND SHE WILL READ YOUR FORTUNE!
Tushy Tuesday
Mistress MJ’s New Year’s wish to all Infomaniac Bitches in this, The Year of the Arse…
May the sun shine out of your arses in 2012!
May the sun shine out of your arses in 2012!
Monday, January 02, 2012
Topher’s Tush
Following yesterday’s “The Year We Make Anal Contact” post, Topher declared this the “Year of the Arse” and with that we wish to feature TOPHER’S TUSH as our first bare bottom of 2012…
Topher, from Naples, Florida, joined us in 2011. You may recall seeing his reflection here in his entry to The Gayest Thing in Your House Contest…
Topher’s tush becomes the first entry of 2012 in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses.
Thank you, Topher!
REMINDER: If you are a new Infomaniac Bitch, it is your duty to submit a photograph of your bare bottom to Mistress MJ to be included in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Shy Bitches may submit a photo of your arse in underthingies or tights, if you prefer. Ultra-shy Bitches may submit a photo designated “for Mistress MJ’s eyes only.” Discretion assured.
Topher, from Naples, Florida, joined us in 2011. You may recall seeing his reflection here in his entry to The Gayest Thing in Your House Contest…
Topher’s tush becomes the first entry of 2012 in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses.
Thank you, Topher!
REMINDER: If you are a new Infomaniac Bitch, it is your duty to submit a photograph of your bare bottom to Mistress MJ to be included in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Shy Bitches may submit a photo of your arse in underthingies or tights, if you prefer. Ultra-shy Bitches may submit a photo designated “for Mistress MJ’s eyes only.” Discretion assured.
Sunday, January 01, 2012
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Happy New Year, Bitches!
Happy New Year to each and every Infomaniac Bitch!
Let’s take a moment to welcome those who left their first comment here on Infomaniac in 2011…
Absolute Johnnie, AJF, Bitter69UK, Blazng Scarlet, Canadian Girl, Cat, Charlotta Sheer, Chickory, CoreyJo, Deep Blue (Jon), Epic Fail, George W. Tush, Ilduce, Joe Corbati, Joka P., Memphis Steve, Mermaid Gallery, Mistress Maddie, Michelle, Miss Sno Cone, Mrs. Martha Smith-Standish, Peeper Beeper, Rafa, Rincewind, Rui Barros, She, Tatty Tiara, TB, Tigerchanter, Tiger Tsuki, Topher, Twunty McSlore, Unbearable Banishment and Zenfancy.
Did I miss anyone?
And thanks to those of you lurkers who never comment but who sent lovely emails to Mistress MJ to let me know you’re out there.
To 2012, Bitches!
And let’s not forget that not only is December 31st New Year’s Eve…it’s Savannah’s birthday!
Happy birthday, Miss Savannah!
Help yourself to CAKE!...
Mmm...doesn't it smell good?
Friday, December 30, 2011
Filthy Friday – New Year’s Eve Edition
Obviously it isn’t New Year’s Eve yet … this is a little premature.
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