Cocktail Lounge Craziness

The weekend got off to a good start last night at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge…

If only we could remember what happened.

Anyone?

Filthy Friday

It’s the first Filthy Friday of 2011!

Thanks to Thombeau for keeping our inbox stuffed!

A Fag Hag’s Prayer

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Mistress MJ loves all her cyber gays.

Get Big Dick!

How to get big dick FREE and be envied by every boy in town!

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[thanks, Normadesmond!]

Shoots with remarkable accuracy!

“Big Dick” is 23 inches long and made of iron!

Enjoyed both indoors and out.

After a little practice, you will be able to hit any object you wish at a considerable distance.

Available now through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Wenis Wednesday

Available here and through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

WTF Wednesday

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac entitled “WTF Wednesday.”

Our first submission comes to us from that Sultan of the Sissy Boy Slap Party himself… THOMBEAU!

Have a look at the photo above.

Then help us determine exactly what it all means!

Titty Tuesday

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Get your tits out and have a good one!

Dating Rick(y) Nelson

Could you pass the test?

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Damien’s Arse

Presenting a derriere from Down Under!

Turn around now, please, Damien…

We’ve featured Damien’s delightful derriere previously on Infomaniac.

Damien was Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009 before AyeM8y snatched away his crown and sceptre.

Many of you male Infomaniac bitches have been featured in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses.

Mistress MJ notices that there have been no new members inducted into the gallery since June, 2010.

Email your submissions today!

Introducing the Cake Chair

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Welcome Single Queens!

In the previous post, we asked which bloggers you’ve met in person.

Somehow the topic of a blogging meet came up with Hayward chiming in, “Regarding a meet-n-greet, didn't you buy a hotel MJ?”

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The astute Hayward gets bonus points (not that we’re keeping score) for remembering Mistress MJ’s purchase of the Infomaniac Inn.

As you can see, we haven’t got around to changing the name on the sign yet but how can you refuse our offer?

Beauty Meets Beast

QUESTION: Which bloggers have you met in person?

Our Miss Scarlet met Beast and Mr. Frobisher on New Year’s Eve at Café C in Dorchester!

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Miss Scarlet with Beast

You can read all about it here and here.

But in the meantime tell us which bloggers you’ve met in the flesh.

I Learned About Sex…In A Trailer!

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How about you, bitches?

Details, please.

Welcome 2011!

2010 is OVER, bitches!

And after the year that was, Mistress MJ needs to lie down on her fainting chaise with a cold compress…

[thank you, TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist]

As Mr. Cookie said, “SCREW 2010. THATS RIGHT JUST FUCKING SCREW THAT SOMEBITCH BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING AWFUL YEAR

FUCK THAT 2010. AND SUCK MY DICK!

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! FUCK YAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

So while I have your attention, I would like to thank you once again for being the BEST BLOGGING COMMUNITY a gal could ask for.

You helped us weather the following:

2010 saw us lose two Infomanic Bitches: our beloved friend Piggy (of Tazzy and Piggy fame and one of Yorkshire's favourite poofs) and dear Mr. Mutley who would have celebrated his 47th birthday tomorrow. Both men are gone but NEVER forgotten.

It’s also the year that our darling KAZ was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. For those of you wondering about how she’s doing, you can read her update here.

2010 was also the year that my blog and ALL my comments temporarily disappeared. I thanked you previously here for your help in restoring them but I want you to know that I’m eternally grateful.

Of course there were loads of good things happening too. After all, there was plenty of CAKE! And nekkid men! What MORE do you want?!

And let’s not forget that Mr. Cookie created The Hair Hall of Fame and not only invited Mistress MJ to become one of its beauticians but also made her Assistant Manager!

So let’s peek into the future and see what 2011 holds.

What do you see in the crystal ball, bitches?

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Happy New Year, Bitches!

Get yourselves over to Boxer’s place to ring in the new year!

Each time you comment on her blog, she donates 50 cents to charity.

And it’s not just the New Year we’re celebrating.

Pop on over to Savannah’s place to wish Savannah a happy birthday!

But while you’re here, it’s champagne for everyone!

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To 2011, bitches!

Makin’ Whoopee

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TONIGHT (Thursday night) at Anonymous Boxer’s place!...

A party of epic proportions begins at midnight Eastern time!

There’ll be food, drink, the infamous Vodka Fountain, games, quizzes, prizes (donations to charities) and not only that … a charity gets 50 cents for each comment left on her blog!

Boxer’s goal is to bring together her blog community for a few hours and make some money for some good organizations.

Visit and comment as often as you wish. Remember each comment equals a donation.

If you don’t can’t make it tonight, the party will be in full swing for 36 hours.

Be there, bitches!

Starting at MIDNIGHT Eastern time tonight.

At Boxer's place!

The Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge

Welcome to the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge!

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Home of the Infomaniac Drinking Team.

We’ve spent months fussing over the décor and ambience.

We hope our establishment meets with your approval.

Boxing Week Blowout!

Only $9.99 per package!...

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Available this week only through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Bizarre Bazaar

We have no idea what is being bought, sold or traded at this bazaar…

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Over to you, bitches.

Bitch Slap Coupons

In the spirit of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, Mistress MJ hopes you all enjoy the bitch slap coupons she placed in your Christmas stockings.

Let us know how you plan to use them.