“I'll have you lot know that my poo's are slender and sleek, smell of Calvin Klein 1 and are carried down gently into the toilet water by dainty little butterflies.”
In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.
The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.
It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.
Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?
Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.