Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Remembering Piggy...With The Bristol Stool Scale

I'll have you lot know that my poo's are slender and sleek, smell of Calvin Klein 1 and are carried down gently into the toilet water by dainty little butterflies.”
- Piggy

In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.

The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.

It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.

Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?

Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.


  1. perfect end to my day, sugar! ;~) xoxoxox

  2. The only stools my arse & I need to know about are the ones located in bars, pubs & clubs....

  3. pardon, i'll take my laxative, now.

  4. Kabuki does not poo. It is uncivilized.

  5. I am in agreement with Kabuki on this one... but long live the memory of Piggy!

  6. I seem too remember one piggy poo report that constituted a danger to shipping as the stool was so awesomly large ;-)

  7. I seem too remember one piggy poo report that constituted a danger to shipping as the stool was so awesomly large ;-)

  8. Seems that Mr Beastie his having double flashbacks of one piggy poo report!
    What a Cunt!

  9. There is nothing more disappointing than settling down on the pot with a puzzle book and a cup of tea, looking forward to a really good shit, only for it to shoot out without touching the sides.

  10. I save up all my pooing till the end of the week.

    I save up all my sneezes too, but they go at the other end of the week, so the two don't collide.

  11. Going by that scale, apparently HEFF IS NORMAL.

    ....Wait - that CAN'T BE RIGHT.

  12. I have to say that my motto in life is never to look back but flush everything as soon as it gets spit out... er... lived out!

  13. Another year ... holy crap, time flies.
    He may rest in peace - and a big hug to Tazzy.

    One two three: CUNT!

  14. Mistress MJ left the house at 6:30 a.m. today.

    Not yet sunrise but just enough light to witness a cloud formation that looked like a cross between #5 and #6 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

    I like to think it was a sign from Piggy.

    Thank you, Bitches, for popping in today.

    I’ll leave you with Piggy’s words…

    “You’re all a buncha CUNTS!”

    1. Massive cunts as well! :@)

    2. Oh Hai, Tazzy!

      I think of Piggy every day and whenever I post something new, I wonder.... "What would Piggy say?"

      I think YOU'VE just answered THAT question!