Sunday, February 04, 2018

Football Fever

Let's get one thing straight. The Mistress has no interest in American football.



Nonetheless, she knows that some of you enjoy the sport so she is throwing you Bitches a Super Bowl Sunday party.

Enjoy the meatloaf...



Help yourselves to whatever else you find in the fridge.

19 comments:

  1. You sure are a pro at handling meat! What an amazing creation!

    I watch the Superbowl for the commercials, the halftime show, and the occasional wardrobe malfunction.

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  2. Wrigley’s is my go-to side dish for ALL my entertaining! Hardly surprised it’s yours.

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  3. PS: You realize those idiots are here, freezing their asses off. I plan on going to a movie.

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    1. And I saw, "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Mo" and it is one heck of a movie. I've got my Oscar™ fingers crossed for Frances & Sam. Seems it's their time.

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    2. NORMA: On your recommendation, I started watching "Three Billboards." Excellent story and acting but too upsetting for me. I'm going to have to wait for the houseboys to tell me how it ends.

      Off now in search of a "gotta sing, gotta dance" kinda feelin'.

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    3. Sorry doll, didn't mean to upset you.

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    4. NORMA: Not your fault at all. The performances were strong but The Mistress is both a delicate hothouse flower AND a Canadian. We’re a gentler people.

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  4. We knew you didn't like football, you just enjoy the jocks! Ill have a Superbowl party later...maybe you'll stop in for a jock or drink!!!!

    All I know is my boy big dick nick must bring home the win ......or else.

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  5. Sport?!?

    * retires to fainting chaise with gin martini *

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  6. Too nice of you to throw a party. I think the reason is a sports game - is this in some way related to this "geaux Saints"-thing I saw at Savannah's some time ago ? We could later enjoy games with oranges and stuff.
    I found an ancient Bocksbeutel in your fridge. If you do not mind I take it with me, it's even a bit too cold. You find me in the library for now, I must search for a Sunday Music or such.
    Save the first Polka for me !

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  7. My team did not make it past the divisional playoff round so I don’t have a favorite today. I imagine my next career as NFL Director of Jock Inspections should not interfere with my other career as Chief Engineer of driving the zoo train. Free rides available to professional football players.

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  8. Those Wrigley recipes were essentially, "Mix __________ and a package of _______________ according to the package instructions and shape in the form of ______________. And talk about ____________, there is nothing as refreshing as Wrigley's gum!

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  9. "Help yourselves to whatever else you find in the fridge"

    WARNING! Since this is Infomaniac, factory-sealed containers only!

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  10. BITCHES: The Mistress is joining Mr. DeVice on the fainting chaise as she is too tired to par-tay.

    Please continue. The Mistress is amused by your comments and goings-on.

    She will pop by to visit your blogs early this week.

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    1. Relay m'dear, have some Toccata.

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  11. I’m not all that into watching grown men play with their balls either.

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  12. Every year, I'm astonished this stupid thing happens so late. Football is a fall thing, it should have been over months ago. It's interfering with The New Spring Hats.

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  13. Do ya think he lightly sanded that pouch on both sides to enhance visibility??

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