Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Come In, We're Open

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34 comments:

  1. Rimpy Rimpington9:31 AM, February 27, 2018

    It looks more like we're being asked to leave.

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    1. The Mistress9:48 AM, February 27, 2018

      RIMPY: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

      Where have you been? We haven't seen you in months!

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    2. Rimpy Rimpington12:57 AM, February 28, 2018

      Been skulking through the shrubbery, looking for Princesses.

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    3. The Mistress4:24 AM, February 28, 2018

      RIMPY: Our Princess is busy with her sticky willy.

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    4. Rimpy Rimpington9:31 AM, February 28, 2018

      That was way back in October. I'm trying to goad her into putting up the FGES competition. Perhaps some peer pressure from the Infomaniacs would turn the tide.

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    5. The Mistress10:08 AM, February 28, 2018

      RIMPY: Our reminder post in October does not seem to have done the trick.

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    6. Rimpy Rimpington12:01 PM, February 28, 2018

      I hope all is well with Prinny and the Empress. She chimes in occasionally with comments here. I tried to contact her directly, but so far, no response. I'm hoping she might see these comments.

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    7. The Mistress1:24 PM, February 28, 2018

      RIMPY: I'll jump up and down and twirl like a dervish to see if that helps attract Prinny's attention.

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    8. Rimpy Rimpington12:44 AM, March 01, 2018

      That should be quite a sight if you're wearing the same outfit from the picture.

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    9. The Mistress6:42 AM, March 01, 2018

      RIMPY: Speaking of TFGES, see my new post.

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  2. Mistress Maddie9:32 AM, February 27, 2018

    That's not the most enticing welcome board I ever saw.

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    1. The Mistress9:48 AM, February 27, 2018

      MISTRESS MADDIE: What's the matter? Not a big enough piece of wood?

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  3. LẌ9:56 AM, February 27, 2018

    I have "a friend" who is often asked to leave.

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    1. The Mistress2:43 PM, February 27, 2018

      LX: Your "friend" can leave his Crocs at the door next time.

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  4. Jon2:16 PM, February 27, 2018

    You pop round to Serena's place, and you never know what's going to happen! Jx

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    1. The Mistress2:44 PM, February 27, 2018

      JON: Cardigans for everyone!

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    2. Jon7:24 PM, February 27, 2018

      Only ever draped over the shoulders, luvvie! Never worn... Jx

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice3:02 PM, February 27, 2018

    Hold the door! And put the toaster on! I come bearing a crate of Spreadable Gin...

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    1. The Mistress4:24 AM, February 28, 2018

      MR. DeVICE: The perfect accompaniment to your spreadable legs.

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  6. normadesmond6:53 PM, February 27, 2018

    I would've thought a revolving
    door would've graced your abode.

    To match your bed.

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    1. Testosterone8:44 PM, February 27, 2018

      Norma,

      You're getting out of hand with the pot-to-kettle comments.

      I offer up a bit prose for you to ponder.

      Of the slatternly sort,
      with whom you cavort,
      dwelleth in glass homes,
      we're sad to report.

      Inexplicable is a gent,
      with a curved tongue now bent,
      lingual copulation,
      has left the lad spent.

      His Crisco and gin,
      layered thickly or thin,
      ain't the only thing he's spread,
      on whomever wanders in.

      So chortle if you will,
      a crass offerings shill,
      Inexplicable will host,
      far more than your fill.

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    2. normadesmond10:54 PM, February 27, 2018

      Mistress darling, do send Testo upstairs to see someone in the publishing division. I don't have to tell you, Infomaniac has found its poet laureate.

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice3:38 AM, February 28, 2018

      I hope I get to see some of the royalties from being featured in this perfectly precise prose? It reminds me of my days down at the docks... Thank you, Testosterone!

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    4. The Mistress4:26 AM, February 28, 2018

      It’s been more than TEN years since the Infomaniac Summer Vacation Poetry Competition.

      Perhaps the time has come for another poetry contest.

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  7. eroswings7:14 PM, February 27, 2018

    I see that No shirt, No shoes, No pants is Not a Problem!

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  8. Ms Scarlet9:18 PM, February 27, 2018

    Well this is all very spic'n'span! But not an all over tan!
    I have decided that for when my mind goes blank then I shall compensate by making a sweet, but relevant rhyme.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress4:27 AM, February 28, 2018

      MISS SCARLET: See my comment to Testo, Norma and Mr. DeVice.

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    2. Ms Scarlet5:55 AM, February 28, 2018

      Oops, I'm really embarrassed, I was not paying attention to the rest of the comments on this thread when I left mine.... and my little rhyme pales into insignificance in comparison... anyhow, I believe I should crawl back into hibernation now.
      Sx

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    3. The Mistress10:09 AM, February 28, 2018

      MISS SCARLET: This is no time for hibernation when a new post is up.

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  9. mrpeenee11:19 PM, February 27, 2018

    I think I'll use the back door.

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