Saturday, February 17, 2018

How Do You Poop?

In a previous post, describing her toilet tank lid, Mitzi said, "Mine has a push button centrepiece with dual flush so it's clutter free, except for the occasional spare toilet roll, which is a good thing really, because when I'm feeling a bit worse for wear or dealing with a difficult boulder, I like to sit facing the cistern."


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What about the rest of you Bitches...

Which image best illustrates how you poop?
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23 comments:

  1. normadesmond11:10 PM, February 16, 2018

    When I forget to wear my stilettos into the loo, I use this.

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    1. The Mistress8:41 AM, February 17, 2018

      NORMA: I dare not ask what they mean by “blowout” sale.

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    2. Testosterone8:35 PM, February 17, 2018

      Norma!
      I use the classic, and love it!
      To squat is to live!

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    3. normadesmond11:53 PM, February 17, 2018

      Just because one uses a stool doesn't mean one gets rewarded with a stool, but I'm thrilled for you Testo. I have to call in the heavy artillery and have it blown out of me.

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    4. The Mistress4:43 AM, February 18, 2018

      TESTO: (Good nickname, Norma)

      To squat is to live. I envision a line of t-shirts and bumper stickers.

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  2. eroswings1:19 AM, February 17, 2018

    Good Lord! Anything other than position one is just wrong!

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  3. Mistress Maddie2:59 AM, February 17, 2018

    And one wonders why there are so many accidents and deaths in the bathroom.

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    1. The Mistress8:41 AM, February 17, 2018

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Alas, it’s too late for Elvis.

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice3:55 AM, February 17, 2018

    If I was to do something as disgusting as pooing (dirty, filthy humans!), I'd do it side saddle. Like a lady.

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    1. The Mistress8:42 AM, February 17, 2018

      MR. DeVICE: But you wouldn’t have the leg room, would you?

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  5. Mitzi 7:20 AM, February 17, 2018

    Position 1. When the tortoise is curious but doesn't want to come out, you can encourage it by gently rocking back and forth.

    Position 3. Is good way to practice the Lamaze technique usually with head resting on the cistern, the maid comes in every half hour with a cuppa tea and rubs one's lower back saying 'it won't be long now'

    Position 5 and 6. That's how the Chinese shit as do the French and the Arabs no toilet paper, they use a hose pipe or a sponge on a stick!

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    1. The Mistress8:42 AM, February 17, 2018

      MITZI: There’s something soothing about gently rocking back and forth.

      Thank goodness neither one of us will ever have to concern ourselves with Lamaze.

      #5 & 6 are sanitary concerns, considering that if this is done in a public loo, the crud from shoes gets onto the toilet seat. I’m getting constipated just thinking about the germs.

      Lastly, thank you for inspiring this post.

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  6. Ms Scarlet12:31 PM, February 17, 2018

    I am concerned about the 0 position.
    As for those with constipation I recommend a glass of soya milk every day, plenty of water, and if this doesn't sort out the problem, then orange juice is a good shifter.
    Sx

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    1. The Cool Cookie4:14 PM, February 17, 2018

      Konsyl, once a day, well mixed with water. Makes everything "fluffy".

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    2. The Mistress4:44 AM, February 18, 2018

      MISS SCARLET: Image zero has a “goodbye, cruel world” vibe about it but frankly, it’s not the way I’d want to go.

      MISS SCARLET & COOKIE: The Mistress’s forebears swore by stewed prunes to keep things regular and bran for “roughage.”

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  7. The Cool Cookie4:12 PM, February 17, 2018

    Well, because I have been re-plumbed (partial colectomy; they removed two feet of colon, stretched out what was left and connected it, because chronic diverticulitis) I no longer have a lower colon ligament - the thing that they say the Squatty Potty needs to stretch. So even though everything is all hooked up, I have two feet less then everyone else. So how and when I need to remove myself from the public to poo, and happens very fast, usually after eating. Take good care of colon. Or you'll end up like me, with a semi-colon.

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    1. The Mistress4:45 AM, February 18, 2018

      COOKIE: A semi-colon. Teehee. You’re a gastro-intestinal grammarian.

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  8. Jon7:32 PM, February 17, 2018

    ♫ Don't push it, don't force it
    Let it happen naturally!"     ♫

    Jx

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    1. normadesmond11:54 PM, February 17, 2018

      Ah, a bygone tune!

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    2. The Mistress4:45 AM, February 18, 2018

      JON & NORMA: Is it a coincidence that the song was Number TWO on the R&B charts in 1980?

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  9. mrpeenee9:02 PM, February 17, 2018

    I am a 6er and proud of it. Except I don't do it in public. That's just too weird even for me. I also don't lower the seat and place my feet on the porcelain rim. It's the same idea as the Squatty Potty, but free. Anything above 6 is ridiculous and asking for trouble.

    I'm happy to share Too Much Information.

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