Saturday, February 10, 2018

The Pause That Refreshes


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23 comments:

  1. mrpeenee11:15 PM, February 09, 2018

    How nice to have you back, even if you are gone. Yesterday, Blogspot or Blogger or Booger or whatever it's calling itself these days, refused to let me in to your blog. I thought it was trying to protect my delicate sensibilities. I see I was right.

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    1. The Mistress11:21 PM, February 09, 2018

      I had to refresh the page SEVEN TIMES before Blogger would let me on to my own blog just now!

      It's been misbehaving since yesterday. I don't know what to do so I'm doing nothing. My motto.

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  2. LẌ11:32 PM, February 09, 2018

    Note to The Mistress: In the future, let's have non-refillable soda bottles in the Infomaniac Employee's Lounge vending machine. Please.

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    1. The Mistress6:13 PM, February 10, 2018

      LX: I’m going to have to get a bigger suggestion box.

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice5:10 AM, February 10, 2018

    Oh, the humanity! What kind of depraved individual would stoop to such lows? I can't believe such a thing could happen anywhere, never mind in Canada! That Crime Report in your sidebar is offending my sensibilities. Take it down. TAKE IT DOWN!!!

    *feels in need of sparkling liquid refreshment and goes off in search for a Coke*

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    1. The Mistress6:14 PM, February 10, 2018

      MR. DeVICE: You read about the stolen perogies?

      Another article suggested that authorities check video surveillance at the local grocery store’s sour cream aisle.

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  4. Jeffery5:54 AM, February 10, 2018

    Do it yourself high colonic.

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    1. The Mistress6:14 PM, February 10, 2018

      JEFFERY: As you know, we here at Infomaniac love a good DIY project.

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  5. normadesmond9:43 AM, February 10, 2018

    Hold the ice.

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  6. normadesmond9:44 AM, February 10, 2018

    Oops an error my ass.
    What are these fuckers doing!

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    1. The Mistress6:15 PM, February 10, 2018

      NORMA: I checked the “support” page and loads of other bloggers are having the same error problem with their blogs. Google hasn’t figured out what the problem is.

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  7. eroswings12:57 PM, February 10, 2018

    That is not an approved glass recycling container.

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  8. Mistress Maddie5:11 PM, February 10, 2018

    One of these days, I really need to buy you a bottle cap opener.

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  9. Anonymous8:30 PM, February 10, 2018

    Don't let Joan Crawford see that Coca Cola logo on that bottle!

    BrianB

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    1. The Mistress3:51 AM, February 11, 2018

      BrianB: Or I could do what Bette Davis did and have a Coke machine installed in Joan's dressing room!

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    2. normadesmond1:22 PM, February 11, 2018

      Something tells me this move was originated by Bette in "Dark Victory." It may have ended up on the cutting room floor.

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    3. The Mistress2:28 PM, February 11, 2018

      NORMA: Dark Victory? I thought it was Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte.

      We may have to call BrianB back in to settle the score before we have our own Feud.

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    4. normadesmond4:31 PM, February 11, 2018

      Feud? Never. Just imagining what the
      mouth of that bottle was experiencing.

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  10. Ms Scarlet11:22 AM, February 13, 2018

    I am imagining hideous things - like the bottle breaking... an ambulance being called... waiting on a trolley in a corridor of an NHS hospital as doctors peer to take a closer look, and nurses snigger...
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress11:36 AM, February 13, 2018

      MISS SCARLET: Hospital emergency doctors frequently encounter people (mostly men, it seems) who have “accidentally” inserted foreign objects into their arses.

      Read my Shove It Up Yer Arse post for details.

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