Sunday, January 28, 2018

Breathe Happy

For those of you who have gone "noseblind," The Mistress has returned briefly to refresh the room...

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*Febrezes liberally and fecks off again*

Back a.s.a.p.

15 comments:

  1. Surprisingly, I like the original scent of Fabreeze.

    About how many pumps on the cylinder are needed to achieve a satisfactory result?

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    1. A half hours worth. Not that I would know.

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  2. I rather prefer the can on the left...much easier to pull and tug than clinch the pull tab. And softer and warm to the touch also.

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  3. Deadlines - who needs them anyway ?!

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  4. thank you so much dear; it was getting a tad "Close" in here. I duck tape Norma's knees together, but nothing really helps.

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    1. Peenee,

      Norma is best "contained" in an FDS covered "pickle suit" for an area correction facility. Just sayin'...

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    2. ...from an area...

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    1. Donald would love to have three quarters of that cock. This explains Melania's miserable look.

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  6. With this Fabreze you are adding to the murk... what happened to the good old days when all you had to do was light up a fag to get rid of unpleasant smells? Even I've given up the habit. I miss it terribly.
    Sx

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    1. *cough* ... now I feel like a real dinosaurus ...

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  7. Alaskan Springtime my new fave.

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  8. Will catch up with you soon, Bitches.

    Major headache at the moment, probably caused by Febreze overload.

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    1. Feel better doll!

      (Maybe you got konked on the
      head by the Febreze interloper?)

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    2. Relax m'dear, sleep, water & fresh air will work wonders with yer wonky mind ... another example of the alliteration spell ...

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