Friday, February 09, 2018

Filthy Friday

The Mistress just posts them, she doesn't explain them....

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Perhaps you Bitches have some idea what's going on.

25 comments:

  1. DIY Brazilian wax!

    Did I win yet?

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    1. LX: I’ll admit it’s clever but repeatedly asking, “Did I win yet?” means you don’t even have a chance at becoming Miss Congeniality.

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  2. Wow, that's some tacky fetish DIY.

    All to get a "Mahogany" vibe on the neuticles...?

    *sawing sounds*

    *hammering nails*

    *busily whittling a similar contraption...*

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  3. Could it be the centerpiece at
    the casino's all-you-can-eat-buffet?

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    1. NORMA: Could be. You ate your way through our last centrepiece.

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    2. NORMA: I’m glad you’ve been paying attention to our oral health posts.

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    3. I pay attention to everything. I pride myself in living the Infomaniac Way, just like the brochure says.

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    4. NORMA: Here’s a little ditty to get you through your day.

      Simply substitute the words “the Infomaniac Way” for the word “electrically.”

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  4. Inquisitions and Advent candles scream of the RCC.

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    1. Some kind of seminarian initiation?

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    2. HAYWARD & JEFFERY: That’s going to be our word for the day… seminarian.

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  5. From the background paneling, I distill that "candle parties" have taken a trip to the rumpus room, and a turn for the interesting.

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    1. TESTOSTERONE: And of course there’s "shag" carpeting.

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  6. And when it's done being used in this manner it can be turned and hung on the wall for a decorative sconce.

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    1. KELLY RED: Where the hell have YOU been? With AyeM8y?

      What’s with all the alumni returning to the fold today?

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  7. Oh, it's just the new edition of Mouse Trap™

    Although, that's a funny looking 'mouse'...

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    1. MR. DeVICE: You're right, it's a mouse trap.

      I see cheese.

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  8. Rejected PyeongChang 2018 Olympics Cauldron idea.

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    1. EROS: That reminds me. If it's Olympics time, you must be blogging about it.

      Will pop over later this weekend.

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  9. When the candles burn down to the wood will they set light to EVERYTHING??? So my guess is that this is an elaborate way to get up close and personal with a fireman.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: I blame the rise in fireman calendars for this sort of lust.

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