Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Yodelling Pickles and Hopping Lederhosen

It all started many years ago when The Mistress purchased Wind-Up Hopping Lederhosen...



Simply wind it up and watch these Bavarian trousers hop all over.

It's one of my favourite things, ever. But the fun doesn't end there. Oh no, it does not.

The next step in hopping lederhosen research & development was the Remote Controlled, Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen...



With a remote control shaped like a knackwurst, this product will knock you out.

Demonstration here...



Your head will explode when you see what they came up with next...

A Yodelling Pickle...



Yes! A pickle that yodels at the press of a button.

You've never had so much fun with six and a half inches of plastic!

Demo here...



With Christmas coming, you may want to add a Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament to your wish list. It's equipped with a motion detector that unleashes a yodel...



All these products and oh, SO MUCH MORE are available at The Mistress's favourite store: Archie McPhee in Seattle.

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    1. PEENEE: But think of the fun I’d miss.

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  2. I know several people who are gonna get the yodelling pickle for Xmas.

    ***places pickle flavoured kisses on Mistress feet as is proper***

    PS When is Mr Nude Infomaniac happening? Or has that pageant been laid to bed.

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    1. DAMIEN: I think two Mr. Nude Infomaniacs (you and AyeM8y) are all we can handle.

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  3. For better or wurst, a dilly of a post! I relish every word!

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  4. my pickle's been yodeling for years.

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    1. NORMA: Your pickle’s been yodeling but not down a canyon.

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  5. Yes. From some cosmic, trans-lunar point of view it may make sense.

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    1. This is what they do in Garmisch. It is possible that they have different styles in Switzerland and Austria.

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    2. MAGO: That is one powerful set of lungs.

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  6. Are these pickles kosher? I don't want my Hanukkah bush friends to miss out on the festive holiday decorations.

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    1. The Mistress is ALWAYS thoughtful of her guests. And one particular kosher slaveboy in particular ;-)

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    2. EROS & DAMIEN: Speaking of Jewish holidays, it seems The Mistress completely let Yom Kippur slide by this year.

      I hope it’s not too late to say “G’mar Tov.”

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    1. JON: I think I would get along with your sister.

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  8. I've been trying to comment for ages, but I'm lost for words, so I'll just laugh at LẌ's comment (and nod my gead sagely at Mago's).

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    1. "gead"? The pickle has clearly gone to my gead!

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    2. DINAHMOW: Clearly you know Mr. DeVice very well.

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  9. All these fine gifts and no wind up chattering crocs?

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  10. It will make a fine feature in the lady garden....
    Sx

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