Thursday, October 27, 2016

Scrotox

Are you tired of wrinkly, sweaty balls?



Botox in your scrotum = Scrotox.

Men looking to make their testicles appear larger as well as decrease sweating and wrinkling in the area are shelling out between $1,500 and $3,000 for botulism toxin injections done directly into the skin of the scrotum. As with all Botox, effects last for three to six months.

Now available at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

24 comments:

  1. Is there a co-pay at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic for this procedure? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. Please tell your "friend" to consult his ObamaCare Guide.

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    1. While it's tempting to believe that story of a Canadian gold-plating his balls, it just goes to show that all that glisters is not gold.

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  3. AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!

    **attempts to place chaste kisses on Mistress feet whilst blinded**

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    1. DAMIEN: With this news of a scrotal injection, I thought you'd be covering your balls instead of your eyes.

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    2. Well I am blinded now Mistress!

      Oy the humanity!

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  4. I don't know. Mine are smooth as silk but of course.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Like buttah.

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    2. They don't call my balls buttahballs for nothing tootes

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  5. I don't think any men I know would be..um...up for this.

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    1. DINAHMOW: Especially at THAT price!

      For a mere $2.99 they could buy talcum powder for their sweaty balls.

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  6. what, have my bits become expressionless?

    nevah.

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  7. Injections into my balls? No thank you.

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    1. PEENEE: And here we thought you were up for anything.

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  8. You know, that particular region of a man's body should be declared a "No sharp objects zone". There's a lot of fragile & delicate, precious cargo in that area.

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    1. EROS: Should it be marked “heavy load?”

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  9. Never ever will some smirking backyard feldsher with a rusty needle full of a neurotoxin come close to my balls ! "Pampelmouse" would have better chances ...

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    1. are you saying your balls
      are the size of grapefruits?

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    2. I believe Mago may be referring to Le Pamplemousse.

      Although for all we know, Mago may have balls the size of subtropical citrus fruit.

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