Sunday, October 16, 2016

VD Hall of Fame


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26 comments:

  1. Is the Infomaniac Free Clinic open? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. LX: The Infomaniac Free Clinic operates under the same hours as the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

      So tell your “friend” to come on down.

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  2. So that's how matchmaking is done through the Infomaniac dating site.

    I can see that all these ladies also frequent the Infomaniac House of Beauty for hair & make up!

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    1. EROS: Special Butter Stick Treatment by Miss Scarlet.

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    2. The couple who are still smiling have had the SBST! And I may have slapped on a morphine patch for good measure.
      Sx

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    3. According to Google that stands for "Swaffham Bulbeck Summer Theatre", which may or may not require morphine. Jx

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    4. Quite frankly everything these days should come with a free morohine patch. I am considering sending this suggestion to the health department as I believe it will promote World peace.
      Sx

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    5. Oh, I seem to have invented something called a morohine patch... I meant morphine, but will now have to Google morohine....
      Sx

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    6. I Googled “morohine” and this is the first heading that came up…

      Anal use - Plugging a morohine sulfate ER

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  3. He told me it was just a rash.

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  4. Poor Irma Hornburger. She must have been quite generous to have two large mug shots compared to everyone else's?

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    1. MR. DeVICE: She appears to be “in the family way” in the second photo.

      You're off the hook with that one.

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    1. JON: Scrolling down through the comments, I saw this…

      what on earth is VD? does anyone know?

      I suppose there is an entire generation that knows it only as STD or STI.

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    2. There is an entire generation that doesn't think about it at all, by whatever acronym - the young seem to think they are immune to such things. Jx

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  6. How did they find me? I changed my name and everything :(

    **places pouty but chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. DAMIEN: That cheap wig of yours gives it away.

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    2. It is NOT cheap! That was the ONLY $5 wig at the dollar store. LUXE!!

      **places luxe kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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  7. Sing a song of syphilis,
    A fanny full of crabs,
    Four and twenty absesses,
    Twice as many scabs,
    When it starts to open,
    A crab begins to sing
    What a fucking dirty cunt to put a penis in!

    Taken from Sincerely Yours by Vera Lynn.

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    1. MITZI: This brings new meaning to one of her other songs, “It Hurts to Say Goodbye.”

      She’s 99 now!

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    2. And indeed "When They Sound The Last 'All Clear'". I reckon she was a right go-er in the blackout. Jx

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  8. go ahead & laugh, but i get 20% off on thursdays.
    besides, i wear a kerchief & no one recognizes me.

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    1. NORMA: Your kerchief is less of a giveaway than Damien’s wig.

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