Monday, May 12, 2014

International Nurses Day


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Today is International Nurses Day. In fact, we employ several nurses here at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

So remember...


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20 comments:

  1. Oh no!! Has the anal bleaching treatment left someone sore? Have no fear, soreness can be remedied with the swift application of butter stick ointment 23 times a day, after each meal.
    Sx

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  2. Once again the "House of Infomaniac" is keeping the workforce populated with real people, where other strange "Houses" have automated with Nurse-Bots and Care-Trons.

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  4. But do you have a bourbon wet nurse...?

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  5. Ah ja, regular purging, leech treatment & cupping glasses, and traditional uroscopy - I'm fine with it as long as I have my Laudanum.

    Get well soon.

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  6. i'm thrilled to see we're offering colonoscopies now.

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  7. And in honor of nurses day I'm offering FREE rectal and testical exams to the men of the Infomaniac today.

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  9. I thought you'd want your botox injected in your face, dearie?

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    1. yes pete, that's a keeper!

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    2. CyberPete is officially banned.

      It’s not looking good for the rest of you, either.

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    3. Oh dear, what I have I done

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  10. I think it looks like chalking tube! Like that story of the bogus plastic surgeon who used chalk, quick cement and industrial grade oil to add booty to his dumb ass (ha ha get it) clients.

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  11. My gods that blow-up doll is lifelike! Although, I believe that nurse would have better luck blowing it up with a tyre pump rather than that tiny balloon pump.

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  12. Gee, is that roach spray?


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  13. Is that Joan Crawford on the cover? What a glamorous cationic she makes.

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    1. Maybe it's Joan from her hospital scenes in Possessed.

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    2. Joan Crawford? Otherwise known as the Infomaniac Medical Centre’s head nurse.

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  14. Excuse me, but I would like to read Community Nurse. It could deal with social issues.

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