Sunday, May 11, 2014

Do Us All A Favour

If you are a parent or if you know someone who is a parent, do us all a favour and teach your kids some manners.



And furthermore, if the little bastards are running around screaming and shouting in a store, get them the hell out of there.

Oh, and happy Mother's Day.
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  1. Muscato9:11 AM, May 11, 2014

    Oh, Lord, do not let me commence about kids these days, or really more appropriately about their hapless parents. If I had my way, I'd go the Victorians one better and decree that children should neither be seen nor heard. Nor should their appallingly dressed, hyperindulgent, idiotic parents.

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    1. The Mistress9:54 AM, May 11, 2014

      Thank you for stating it so eloquently, Muscato, whereas I am in a mood where all I can say is, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?"

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice10:58 AM, May 11, 2014

    I took Babyzilla to the garden centre yesterday and she was good as gold.

    The fact that she was bundled up in the boot (trunk) of Car with her gob duct-taped shut was neither here nor there...

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    1. The Mistress11:02 AM, May 11, 2014

      MR. DeVICE: Thankfully, you can hand Babyzilla back to your sister should things get out of hand.

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  3. LẌ11:18 AM, May 11, 2014

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    1. The Mistress11:19 AM, May 11, 2014

      LX: My other motto, aside from "Produce trees, not children," is "Have cats, not children."

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  4. normadesmond12:47 PM, May 11, 2014

    let's raise a glass to all the muthahs out here!

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  5. Jon5:01 PM, May 11, 2014

    I didn't even realise it was Mothers' Day in Canada. I misguidedly thought, you being a colony an' all, with Mussus Quin in charge, it would be the same as us - in March...

    As for children, I'm with the Inexplicable Device School of Childcare.

    Jx

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    1. Jon DeepBlue7:52 PM, May 11, 2014

      And believe it or not, we do still celebrate old Vicky's birthday!

      Except for us, damn separatists French Frogs!

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  6. designing wally12:05 AM, May 12, 2014

    No-necked little monsters...

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  7. The Mistress8:20 AM, May 12, 2014

    Having caught a cold from one of those no-necked little monsters that a colleague brought into the workplace, Mistress MJ is in a mood.

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    1. normadesmond10:12 AM, May 12, 2014

      neti pot!

      (and put some gin in it)

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    2. LẌ10:19 AM, May 12, 2014

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