Saturday, May 17, 2014

Get Fit Fast

Melt those pounds away at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!

Try our newest line of equipment...


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See our Norma (below) for a demonstration...


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24 comments:

  1. mrpeenee5:56 AM, May 17, 2014

    Firsties.

    A dildo you have to operate by rowing seems like more trouble than it could possibly be worth.

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    1. The Mistress6:16 AM, May 17, 2014

      “Everything is hard before it is easy”. ― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice7:04 AM, May 17, 2014

    Judging by the smile on Norma's face, the vibrator bit is well worth it.
    Put me down for a session!

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    1. normadesmond9:40 AM, May 17, 2014

      now that the photo's taken, please put this contraption back on the high setting.

      and yes, my sister was mrs. naugatuck.

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    2. The Mistress9:07 AM, May 18, 2014

      MR. DeVICE: You are forbidden to enter the Infomaniac Gymnasium lest your bony arse become any bonier.

      NORMA: I see the resemblance.

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  3. Ms Scarlet1:14 PM, May 17, 2014

    Multi purpose gym and vibrator? I have converted my washing machine by attaching a large towel and turning the spin cycle up to 1600 rpm.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress9:08 AM, May 18, 2014

      MISS SCARLET: Can you turn it to 1601 like how Spinal Tap turns up the volume to eleven?

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  4. The Cool Cookie1:20 PM, May 17, 2014

    It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.

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    1. The Mistress9:09 AM, May 18, 2014

      COOKIE: ♫Big bottom, big bottom
      Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em♫

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  5. Anonymous4:23 PM, May 17, 2014

    These red shoes ... is Norma moonlightning as Pope ?

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  6. LẌ8:39 PM, May 17, 2014

    Laura Petrie seems to be enjoying the workout.

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  7. designing wally9:21 PM, May 17, 2014

    I've been here five times and thought I should leave a comment because this "exercise" thing must be rubbing off on me.
    So I clicked at least five times and I wrote this; I've exercised. Alright already?

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    1. The Mistress9:10 AM, May 18, 2014

      WALLY: It’s no secret that your wrist gets a workout.

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  8. ayeM8y10:03 PM, May 17, 2014

    My grandmother had one of those things Norma is using.

    As a kid, when the belt was around the waist it would shake you back and forth hard enough to rupture organs, but worn under the ass...well...just see the results in the photo to the lower right...

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  9. kabuki zero11:25 PM, May 17, 2014

    Who are you to imply kabuki is not fit? There are no stretch kimonos here madame!

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    1. The Mistress9:11 AM, May 18, 2014

      kabuki: Mistress MJ does not mean to suggest that you shop at the House of Muumuus.

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  10. CyberPete5:20 AM, May 18, 2014

    This is how I Sexercize http://youtu.be/j3VjJKKVNew

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  11. CyberPete5:21 AM, May 18, 2014

    Sorry, I have been away far too long to remember how to create links in my comments

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