Friday, May 23, 2014

Firm Up Fast!

Firm up fast at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!


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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!
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30 comments:

  1. LẌ9:57 PM, May 23, 2014

    The Wurstfest continues!

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  2. kabuki zero11:08 PM, May 23, 2014

    kabuki is most firm, rest assured

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    1. The Mistress8:12 AM, May 24, 2014

      kabuki: Caution…even a firm banana can get bruised.

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  3. designing wally11:31 PM, May 23, 2014

    Which one's the trainer...?

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    1. The Mistress8:13 AM, May 24, 2014

      WALLY: Are you planning a stay at the Infomaniac Inn?

      Submit your credit card details and then I’ll tell you.

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  4. normadesmond11:37 PM, May 23, 2014

    imagine, these are the cheap rooms!

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    1. The Mistress8:14 AM, May 24, 2014

      NORMA: Regardless, you’ll still steal the mini soaps.

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  5. Jon DeepBlue11:39 PM, May 23, 2014

    And with those electric wires running on the floor... is that the prelude to yet another pubic service announcement?

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    1. The Mistress8:14 AM, May 24, 2014

      HUGGY JON: Good idea…Do not put your penis in the toaster.

      This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

      Delete
  6. Inexplicable DeVice4:11 AM, May 24, 2014

    But will they flip my mattress too?

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  7. Anonymous6:07 AM, May 24, 2014

    Behind the scenes of the famous Poutine-Aid-Concert !

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    1. The Mistress8:15 AM, May 24, 2014

      MAGO: Do you have a backstage pass?

      Are you with the band?

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    2. Anonymous11:35 AM, May 24, 2014

      The tour with Hole turned me a celibate.

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    3. Mistress Maddie4:38 PM, May 24, 2014

      just seeing Hole, wanted to make me take a bath.

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    4. The Mistress6:56 PM, May 24, 2014

      MAGO & MISTRESS MADDIE: I feel filthy just saying the word “hole.”

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  8. normadesmond11:24 AM, May 24, 2014

    of course, none of this would be
    possible if it were a double-wide.

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    1. The Mistress6:56 PM, May 24, 2014

      NORMA: kabuki is the double wide expert.

      I’m willing to bet kabuki can make anything happen in a trailer.

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    2. normadesmond10:02 PM, May 24, 2014

      i believe she has a brochure.

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  9. Mistress Maddie4:36 PM, May 24, 2014

    Now this is a Gymnasium I can get behind. And under, And on top of.

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  10. Mistress Maddie4:40 PM, May 24, 2014

    And upon futher inspection, I see you use only the finest quality foam, and I do mean foam, as mattress.

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    1. The Mistress6:57 PM, May 24, 2014

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Be happy you’re not on an air mattress.

      Who do you think pays the bills for this dump?

      I don’t see any of you Bitches volunteering to change the linens or empty the wastebaskets.

      The least you could do is make sure the Bible’s in the night table.

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    2. Mistress Maddie8:06 PM, May 24, 2014

      I always go to bed with the Bible, at the Informaniac anyway. How do you think I leveled that wobbly bed?

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    3. The Mistress8:10 PM, May 24, 2014

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I think you just use prayer as an excuse to get down on your knees.

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  11. Jon6:57 PM, May 24, 2014

    Was there ever an Infomaniac Gymnasium keep-fit LP? I can't quite see Norma or Peenee in mauve lycra and a sweatband somehow. Jx

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    1. The Mistress6:59 PM, May 24, 2014

      JON: An Infomaniac Keep-Fit LP?

      Why yes, it’s called Exercise the Infomaniac Way.

      Normadesmond puts you through your paces.

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    2. Jon7:13 PM, May 24, 2014

      There's me thinking it might have looked like this Jx

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    3. The Mistress7:21 PM, May 24, 2014

      JON: We also Prancercise.

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