Friday, May 23, 2014

Firm Up Fast!

Firm up fast at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!


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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!

30 comments:

  1. The Wurstfest continues!

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    1. LX: It’s the best of the wurst!

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  2. kabuki is most firm, rest assured

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    1. kabuki: Caution…even a firm banana can get bruised.

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    1. WALLY: Are you planning a stay at the Infomaniac Inn?

      Submit your credit card details and then I’ll tell you.

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  4. imagine, these are the cheap rooms!

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    1. NORMA: Regardless, you’ll still steal the mini soaps.

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  5. And with those electric wires running on the floor... is that the prelude to yet another pubic service announcement?

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    1. HUGGY JON: Good idea…Do not put your penis in the toaster.

      This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

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  6. But will they flip my mattress too?

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  7. Behind the scenes of the famous Poutine-Aid-Concert !

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    1. MAGO: Do you have a backstage pass?

      Are you with the band?

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    2. The tour with Hole turned me a celibate.

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    3. just seeing Hole, wanted to make me take a bath.

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    4. MAGO & MISTRESS MADDIE: I feel filthy just saying the word “hole.”

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  8. of course, none of this would be
    possible if it were a double-wide.

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    1. NORMA: kabuki is the double wide expert.

      I’m willing to bet kabuki can make anything happen in a trailer.

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    2. i believe she has a brochure.

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  9. Now this is a Gymnasium I can get behind. And under, And on top of.

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  10. And upon futher inspection, I see you use only the finest quality foam, and I do mean foam, as mattress.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Be happy you’re not on an air mattress.

      Who do you think pays the bills for this dump?

      I don’t see any of you Bitches volunteering to change the linens or empty the wastebaskets.

      The least you could do is make sure the Bible’s in the night table.

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    2. I always go to bed with the Bible, at the Informaniac anyway. How do you think I leveled that wobbly bed?

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: I think you just use prayer as an excuse to get down on your knees.

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  11. Was there ever an Infomaniac Gymnasium keep-fit LP? I can't quite see Norma or Peenee in mauve lycra and a sweatband somehow. Jx

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    1. JON: An Infomaniac Keep-Fit LP?

      Why yes, it’s called Exercise the Infomaniac Way.

      Normadesmond puts you through your paces.

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    2. There's me thinking it might have looked like this Jx

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