An automatic fag vendor!
Actors can do other things besides act. Lew Cody, for instance, blossomed out as a full-fledged inventor when he applied for a patent on an ingenious cigarette vender patterned after a movie camera. One turn of the handle on the camera and a cigarette is ejected from the lens barrel, as demonstrated in the photo.
Yay! First!!
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDelete* disappointed *
It dispenses cigarettes. I was rather hoping for the American interpretation of "fag".
* pouts *
Surely there must be somewhere you can go in the U.K.
DeleteWhere does George Michael have HIS fags dispensed?
That would be Hampstead Heath. Sad lot up there.
DeleteCYBERPETE: Oh yes, isn't your phone number listed on the walls of the toilets?
Deletep.s. Are you having a personality crisis?
DeleteOne day you're CyberPete and another you're Petra.
Oh dear. Sounds like 'Petra's got herself a SubC too.
DeleteOr it may just be her time of the month.
DeleteIt's the whole cusp thing. We're breaking through.
DeleteMind yourself then, dear. It can sting somewhat if your mind(s) aren't on the job.
DeleteI too like the smoking stick holder, but don't smoke fags. I do enjoy as you know a nice stogie now and then, to appease my oral fixation issues.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: The cigar aficionado has loads of accoutrements too...
DeleteThe cigar cutter, the humidor, etc.
There must be something here for YOU too.
i say we revisit where george
ReplyDeletemichael has his fags dispensed!
i think film speed is 16 frames a second and i'd venture to say george's fags dispense at nearly the same rate.
NORMA: Egads, you’ve brought too much math into the equation.
DeleteLike one of those “If a train leaves Melonville travelling at 60 miles per hour” questions we got in school.
Stop it now or my head will explode.
not to worry, the answer is simple...
Deletegeorge won't sit for a week.
Interesting objet de vertu!
ReplyDeleteLX: That is probably the ONLY virtuous object in Infomaniac!
Deletefags can usually be dispensed with a camera. kabuki has smacked more than one with the handy Nikon DSLR kabuki keeps in the folds of the kimono
ReplyDeletekabuki: I want to read your upcoming autobiography entitled, “Under the Kimono.”
Deleteplease let me know the
Deletepublicity/book-signing tour schedule.
i'll bring my special pen.
*cough* Away with that thing !
ReplyDeleteI'm in the process of getting rid of that nasty habit - again. God, how I hate tobacco - and me for being so weak ...
I hope you'll kick that nasty habit. Good for you for trying.
DeleteMAGO: A week in the Oubliette should cure you.
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