“Sexual relations are proper only between a man and a woman who are legally and lawfully wedded as husband and wife. Any other sexual relations, including those between persons of the same gender, are sinful and undermine the divinely created institution of the family. The Church accordingly affirms defining marriage as the legal and lawful union between a man and a woman."
--LDS Handbook 2
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ReplyDeleteDon't mess with the missonary man!
ReplyDeleteif i find out this organization has been funneling monies
ReplyDeleteinto the romney campaign, why i'll pull my contest entry!
Norma, I think The Mistress may apply a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
DeleteKabuki does not do Mormon missionary positions. Kabuki is an artiste.
ReplyDeleteBut I thought those two cute little numbers were member of the Kabuki Ballet Company! I'm sure they'd be a great hit at that place in Utah... what's it called... Swan Lake City???
DeleteHas kabuki mentioned that he is an artiste? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteThat would be artiste with an e. the e is important. It shows an effortless classiness. And such.
ReplyDeleteAs is so very common, I had nasty thoughts about Mormons I saw trotting about in their sexy little get-ups. Then I found out about their freaky underwear and I REALLY got all moist and stuff.
ReplyDeleteexactly! off to fan myself now.
DeleteA-ha! So magic underwear is worn to provide extra padding to help prevent chaffing willies!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the mainline Rapepublicans know aboot this?
I suspect Mr Ryan has already found out the 'hard way'.
I wish they cum to my front door and demonstrate these positions with me.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: For the love of all that is holy, do NOT click on Donn’s (aka Wurdin Edjwize) blog today.
ReplyDeletep.s. Do you Bitches realize that kabuki zero is an ARTISTE?
You know me... I'm never one to take No for an answer... I just had to clickerate and visit Mr Coppens. I'm sooooo glad that I did... NOT!
ReplyDeleteNow I shall have nightmares and know that it is not the result of the medication!
Next time Mittsy and his little friend call by I'll be asking him for a personal demonstration... I'm dragging the old bike out of the shed as we speak....
Are they Air Stewards?
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P.S COULD EVERYONE PLEASE CLICK HERE
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...something peculiar lurking in MJ's wardrobe...
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I knew I should've let them in.
ReplyDeleteDAMN!
I'd be more inclined to answer the door to let them in if they were more like that. The bicycle picture brings back fond memories.
ReplyDeleteThey send their missionaries out at the peak of hotness. There have been a number of times when I've had to exercise some self-control, else they would've been slapped and stripped.
ReplyDelete*cues Sissy Boy Slap Party*
DeleteThese types of photos are begging to be photo-shopped, replace these guy's heads with those of Romney & Ryan. And with it being election-time, there are plenty of photos available of Romney & Ryan with those big, insincere sh*t-eating grins, appropriate for these photos.
ReplyDeleteHummm yahouu vert Nice ..another scènes with REAL MORMONS NUDE !!!! PLEASE
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