Sunday, October 21, 2012

Are You a Stepford Wife?

Are you a Stepford Wife?



Take the quiz and find out!

30 comments:

  1. First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    I threw out my golden remote years ago.

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    1. But I bet you saved the batteries for your vibrator.

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    2. Nah...I just jumpstart it off the Buick and it's all good in 'Miss Neiborhood'!

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  2. My destiny is not to be a wife but rather to be a husband's playtoy....and wear fabulous hats!

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    1. TOPHER: Take it off, baby.

      But you can leave your hat on!

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  3. Apparently I'm a Lazy Wife. And it put up a photo of Peg Bundy, which sounds about right!

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    1. VON LX: Fluff my pillows, you lazy baggage!

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  4. It says I am a "High Maintenance Me Me Me" thingy.

    Pff!

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    1. MAGO: And yet you didn’t make it to the finals of the High Maintenance Queen Competition.

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  5. I'm a cheater. I can't get enough of men!

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    1. MITZI: You brazen hussy!

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    2. JON & MITZI: Sluts...both of you.

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    3. Sluts with nice hats and gloves. Jx

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  6. It says that a husband is nothing but a tax advantage for me.
    Neither of my husbands offered me ANY advantages!

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: They say, “Third time’s a charm!”

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  7. "You just can't get enough and one man isn't adequate to satisfy your needs. It's vile when he cheats, but it's ok when you do it."

    I'm shocked. This is SOOOO not me!!!

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  8. i'm far too pissed off to be anything stepford.

    come to think of it, how could
    any visitor here be a stepford wife?

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    1. NORMA: And then in walked Cookie.

      And Wally.

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  9. I don't need no stinking test to tell me if I am a Stepford wife. I am by nature.

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    1. COOKIE: Nature abhors a vacuum.

      I take it you do everything except the Hoovering?

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  10. Kabuki does not quiz. Kabuki is an artiste.

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    1. kabuki: An artiste AND the Prettiest Ballerina in the World.

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  11. Could I fix you a drink?
    Fetch your slippers, suck your cock?
    Oh, how about a fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie?

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    1. WALLY: I can hear you now…

      “If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.”

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  12. I think it said I was a Scum Manifesto Hippie Housewife, and it threw up a picture of Pam Grier holding a gun. I don't see how this clarified anything.

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    1. NATIONS: It proves you’ve got your black belt in barstools.

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  13. Hello Mistress Mj! So sorry for the absence, but have been under the weather, but this test already answered what I knew. My results were as follows- You are a progressive gal who believes in career first. A husband to you is nothing but a tax advantage. You wedding vows
    consisted of reading your pre-nups! Did this shock me, hell no, men to me are for recreational purposes only. A stepford and I would alas be like oil and water dear.

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    1. MADDIE: Welcome back!

      Help yourself to a houseboy or two.

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