Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Bitch on a Break

Mistress MJ is taking a break but hopes to be back with you Bitches next week.



Do we KNEAD to tell you that the deadline to enter the Kitchen Queen Contest is the end of October?
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37 comments:

  1. Princess6:28 AM, October 10, 2012

    I guessed that was how you earned a crust....

    When is the bun going into the oven?

    Oh and First!

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  2. Jon DeepBlue8:24 AM, October 10, 2012

    What? No sound track?!?!?

    Oh Hai Prinny!

    SECOND!

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  3. Topher10:17 AM, October 10, 2012

    When do the taco-shaped biscuits come out of your oven Mistress?

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  4. FirstNations10:42 AM, October 10, 2012

    While I admire your 'DIY' spirit, I'd much rather you 'reached for the Red Star'.

    That's a yeast joke, folks.

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  5. normadesmond12:54 PM, October 10, 2012

    you'd have better luck
    if you floured your board.

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  6. The Cool Cookie2:04 PM, October 10, 2012

    This reminded me of the cake farting site.

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  7. Jon6:28 PM, October 10, 2012

    My! That Lieutenant Worf has a feminine arse. Jx

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  8. designing wally10:47 PM, October 10, 2012

    Looks like she ran out of the yeast in the packets....

    This is why I'm wary of home-made sourdough bread, especially when the host brags about having their own cultures.

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  9. FirstNations12:00 AM, October 11, 2012

    Yeah, but it's CANADIAN culture.

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  10. FirstNations12:02 AM, October 11, 2012

    OO! double burn!! I'm on a roll tonight!
    You see what I did there? 'On a roll'? And I'm a chick? And theres a chick sitting on some dough? Gazinga!

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  11. FirstNations12:04 AM, October 11, 2012

    ....Canadian 'CULTURE'!!!!!

    *collapses in helpless giggles*

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    1. Princess12:47 AM, October 11, 2012

      "Micro-culture" even...

      *joins Ms Nations in giggle-fest...*

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  12. The Mistress6:31 AM, October 11, 2012

    Oh, it's a real yuk-fest around here.

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  13. Jon DeepBlue7:11 AM, October 11, 2012

    I'd make a joke about "CUL-ture" but since nobody speak French...

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM, October 11, 2012

      Seule une peu, mon chere. Soies ne tres complique pas ... je suis allemand ...

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    2. Jon DeepBlue1:19 PM, October 13, 2012

      Vertrauen Sie nicht Google Übersetzer, mein Freund! ;)

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    3. Anonymous10:42 AM, October 14, 2012

      No, I can make my own mistakes!

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    4. Jon DeepBlue7:26 PM, October 14, 2012

      Ich auch!

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  14. LẌ11:44 AM, October 11, 2012

    Faire ma journée!

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    1. Jon DeepBlue1:22 PM, October 13, 2012

      CUL-ture...

      CUL in French means "ass"!!!

      Does that make your day?

      BTW, MJ's break doesn't seem to cause you any panic attack this time around...

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    2. LẌ1:30 PM, October 13, 2012

      My panic attack du jour (actually eight days) has been over internet access.

      I can now settle into separation anxiety about The Mistress' current departure.

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  15. Old Knudsen12:16 PM, October 11, 2012

    Another break? its ok to say rehab ya know.. birds with no wings fly little.

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  16. The Mistress12:52 PM, October 12, 2012

    We interrupt this chat-fest to report that it is SNOWING.

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    1. Jon7:30 PM, October 12, 2012

      Snowing? In the Betty Ford Clinic? Liza's shaken her handbag out... Jx

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    2. The Mistress7:06 AM, October 13, 2012

      JON: Whilst I was seated on the Whitney Houston/Amy Winehouse memorial bench.

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    3. Jon DeepBlue1:18 PM, October 13, 2012

      Peuh! Just a few miserable flakes...

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    4. Jon DeepBlue1:25 PM, October 13, 2012

      Is it the same bench where the Parliamentary Cats usually occupy?

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  17. Princess2:47 AM, October 13, 2012

    For what it's worth it sowed in the Adelaide hills central/northern New South Wales and southern Queensland yesterday! first snow in some parts for over 80 years!

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    1. The Mistress7:07 AM, October 13, 2012

      PRNNY: I saw the state of your nation on the news!

      Complete with confused kangaroo.

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  18. Ms Scarlet6:24 AM, October 13, 2012

    Has Mr Beastie not popped by to check out your baps?
    And when is this break going to end????
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress7:07 AM, October 13, 2012

      MISS SCARLET: I suspect that Mr. Beastie is lurking behind a cob in Budleigh Salterton.

      As far as a break is concerned, Mistress MJ will access the situation on Tuesday.

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    2. Ms Scarlet7:42 AM, October 13, 2012

      There was a bloke on celebrity Big Brother this year called The Situation... Julian Clary always referred to him as the occasional table. Still makes me smile.
      Anyhow, I hope your situation behaves itself and releases you soonest.
      Sx

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    3. Jon9:23 AM, October 13, 2012

      I adore Julian Clary! (Hate CBB) jX

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  19. Rui Barros4:53 PM, October 13, 2012

    OH HAI!!!!
    Awww... Told you Norma: it's always a winner!
    Thought I feel a slight tang of Vagisil.. you just couldn't stick to the recipe?!

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  20. kabuki zero9:32 PM, October 13, 2012

    so now she is on a break
    how long will this on take
    sometimes she acts a flake
    she really takes the cake

    loneliness is such a sad affair
    kabuki pines for his canadian beauty

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