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That's right, Bitches!
Use the comment box to tell us what you have to give away FREE to any other Infomaniac Bitch who wants it.
Of course, if someone wants your piece of crap, you'll have to make all the communication and postal arrangements yourselves. Mistress MJ is not your mother.
I know for a fact that Ms. First Nations has tomato seeds to give away to anyone who asks.
How about the rest of you Bitches?
Now that that is out of the way...I have an autographed copy of one of the books that I have written to the first Infomaniac bitch who asks and will give me their real name and mailing address so I can personalize it for you when I autograph it. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteOH! Memememe!! I want an autographed book!! Please
DeleteAbook would be nice , but what about a autographed cookie monster?
DeleteMADDIE: An autographed cookie monster...with icing!
DeleteOH Yeah!
ReplyDeleteSecond!!
Uh, I can't play this year. Everything in the flat belongs to Frau M. That and she would likely take it out of my damage deposit.
ReplyDeleteMy virginity.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha!
Jx
I'm certain your virginity is past its sell-by date.
Deletei'm laughing too darling!
DeleteBitches. It only needs dusting-off and sympathetic lighting... Jx
DeleteI could turn up on a doorstep and perform my now legendary spontaneous spread?
ReplyDeleteSx
Ummm - thanks, but not mine. Jx
Deletea pair of socks....which may be used, abused and amused...or not
ReplyDeletemistress not only leaves the seat up,
ReplyDeleteshe eats it when she finishes.
Watch it, potty mouth.
DeleteHmmm ....I have:
ReplyDelete~ A pink feather boa
~ 2 resin music boxes with birds on the lid
~ A 15" white ceramic Cat that was painted by me
~ Various bouquets of silk and plastic flowers
I've already been volunteered for tomato seeds and that's all you'll get outta me. Unlike some people, MY virginity is valuable to me.
ReplyDeletePips! I say... Jx
DeleteBITCHES: Let’s review what we have on offer so far that hasn’t already been snapped up.
ReplyDelete- One mummified “virginity.”
- One “legendary, spontaneous spread” performance piece.
- One pair of socks of dubious background.
- One pink feather boa.
- Two resin music boxes with birds on the lid.
- One 15" white ceramic Cat, hand-painted by owner.
- Various bouquets of silk and plastic flowers.
- Tomato seeds.
It's the gift table at "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"! Jx
DeleteCoreyJo has snapped up the book. C'mon folks, give to it hurts.
DeleteYay!! It's mine! All Mine!! Muahahahaha!! Ahem, I mean thanks Cookie!
DeleteI'll do a search tonight for something to give away.
Cheers!
Corey- How about a night with the sailor!?!?!?!?!?!?
DeleteJON: Too right it is!
ReplyDeleteJust last week I introduced a friend here in Canada to "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding."
She went on a mad marathon and watched the entire series!
COOKIE: Yours was a dandy offer and Mistress MJ was slow on the draw.
COREYJO: I didn't think you even visited this blog anymore but when a freebie was offered you popped up out of nowhere! With talent like that do you think you can get XL to cough something up?
Oh I visit, I've just been silent. It's not been a good year, but your blog is like a bad accident... I can't help but stare. As for LX.. even I can't make miracles happen.
DeleteI'm done around here, can I offer myself for free to good home?
ReplyDeleteMADDIE: Surely once they’ve had a good look at you the offers will start pouring in.
DeleteWell, THAT was a bust.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone actually make an offer other than CoreyJo being the lucky lady to get her hands on Cookie's book?
Perhaps we'll try this again sometime.
This is my third attempt at writing a message in your box, it keeps scolling up and down on it's own accord, I think you need an exocist dear, your box is haunted!
ReplyDeleteI have a red leather bookmark I bought from Iceland showing pictures of various Icelandic landmarks, I also have a wooden bookmark with a picture of an elephant done in metalwork I bought that from an "untouchable" in India.
I was going to ask for some René Lalique glass or antique jewelery in return.
I've no need for bookmarks now I own a Kindle.
What was that you said about a haunted box, Mitzi?
DeleteIs there a picture of Bjork on your Icelandic bookmark?
Is it based on a true story? Sadly no Bjork. Evangelical Lutheran Church of Iceland, a puffin, an Icelandic pony and The Perlan restaurant where Mitzi was charged an arm and a leg for two ready made frozen pizzas and two diet cokes.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Did you bring me back an Icelandic drinking horn?
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