No, not this sort of thing…
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We’re talking about The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!...
Having adorned the backsides of folk worldwide (including several Infomaniac Bitches,) The Shorts are now in England with the lovely Miss Scarlet…
Head on over to Miss Scarlet’s place, create a caption for the photo of Miss Scarlet wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts (above,) and you could be the next lucky winner!
CLICK HERE to enter!!!
Yay!! Support the FGES competition by adding a caption. Long may the shorts stay up!!!
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It’s amazing the waistband hasn't become slack after being on both Beast and SID.
DeleteI had to fix it with a brooch otherwise they would have stayed round my ankles... which may have been a better pic!
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Why, aren't you wearing any knickers, Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeleteI AM WEARING KNICKERS!!! AND A VEST.
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MR. DEVICE: At least Miss Scarlet’s legs have a nice rosy glow, unlike yours.
DeleteWarning: If anyone clicks on the link above, you are advised to wear sunglasses.
I'm glad to hear it, Miss Scarlet. It's far too cold at this time of year not to.
DeleteSeveral pairs, Mistress MJ. Several pairs of sunglasses.
It's nice to have you back, Mr. Device. (I can't believe I said that.)
DeleteWe hope you'll be staying.
* runs sarcasm scanners *
DeleteWhy thank you! It's nice to be back.
Now that I've escaped from over the Cusp, I do hope to stick around for a while.
I'm very glad to see the House of Infomaniac in good working order. The newly decorated Plaid Room, almost unbelievably, is more retina-searing than before!
MR. DEVICE: I’m debating whether or not to send you to the oubliette because of your lengthy absence.
DeleteJust so long as you paint over the trapdoor again once I'm in - I don't want to be able to see your Secret Lady Place (accidently, of course).
DeleteMR. DEVICE: And I certainly don’t want to see your warty wand!
DeleteAhhhh!... My Eyes!... I clickerated before seeing the warning... Just s well Blogger has a Braille App....
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Mr DeVice.... How lovely to see you...
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Wouldn't it be fab if you won them for your 50th birthday?
DeleteOh, hai, Princess!
DeleteA 50th birthday? Ooh, yes, it would be fab!
It would be delightful! I could finally be the "Belle with the Balls hanging free"... That gusset's probably well in need of a repair job by now... And in the words of Kylie if "I should be so Lucky, Lucky, Lucky, Lucky" i'm the right one for the job of fixing them....
DeletePRINCESS: The gusset had to be repaired after Jon from Redcar, England wore them.
DeleteMistress MJ has lost touch with him. Does anyone know his whereabouts?
WHAT! 60 years on the throne? She has got to have serious ring around the ass!!! God Save the Queen.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: That’s 58 years longer than that woman in Kansas!
DeleteThanks for the tidbit. It would have been hard to fit underwear I'm thinking.But on the other hand, every chair could have been turned into a throne!!!!!! Always see the cup half full.....
DeleteEver the optimist, Mistress Maddie.
DeleteSend her victorious,
ReplyDeleteHappy and glorious,
Long to rain over us:
God save Miss Scarlet!
LX: Enter the compo with that verse!
DeleteI am going to enter it for you, Mr Lax!
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I would like to quote General William Tecumseh Sherman:
Delete"I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected."
Oh Golly! Yes Mr Lax... You might just win yet!
ReplyDeletei'd love to see camilla sport them.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Maybe that’s what Camilla’s carrying in her bag.
DeleteI wanna see Chuck in them! Now that would be Freakin'. And seriously hairy with old man balls and so forth.
DeleteWHo or what is "Chuck"? You mean Cuck Berry? Is he still with us?
DeleteMAGO: Chuck is a nickname for Prince Charles.
Delete...because you know Chuck is hanging free and loving it, baby.
ReplyDelete*upchucks*
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