Monday, June 18, 2012

Mock-Croc / Croc-Moc / What the Fock

Mistress MJ is in such a state of shock that she doesn’t know what to call this footwear abomination…



The Mock-Croc? The Croc-Moc?

The ever-delightful Mitzi sent me a link to an article that describes these mock loafers as a diabolical hybrid of the rubbery ‘Croc’-style clog.

The article goes on to say…

At their worst, the shoes resemble orthopedic foot supports, at best, an approximation of a moccasin — complete with breathing holes, jaunty clashing laces and an insole impregnated with a summery ‘citrus scent’.

And now if you’ll excuse me, Mistress MJ needs to lie down on her fainting chaise in a darkened room with a cold compress.

23 comments:

  1. First!

    You'll need that impregnated citrus scent as Crocs make people's feet stink.

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    1. AYEM8Y: And yet they claim to be odor resistant.

      LIES!

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  2. Someone should be shot over this!!!! Oh poor Mj! * running to get smelling salt, checking special candy dish along the away* Im back Mj, to tend to your faint at heart.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: A martini, if you please.

      I feel another spell coming on.

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  3. I meant *cuddles wellies*.
    Christ knows what cuddled wellies look like. Rather squashed, one imagines.
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: Could you mean coddled wellies?

      Is the recipe somewhat like Kipper Surprise?

      Or perhaps you meant *cuddles WILLIES.*

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  4. You go right ahead for your little lie down, poor darling. Just don't forget to douse your Special Lady Place with citrus scent first.

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    1. PEENEE: The acidic citrus hurt my Secret Lady Place!

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  5. No amount of 'Summery Citrus Scent' can cover up THIS abortion!


    Poor Mistress ....
    *runs to fetch Mistress a fresh cold compress*

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: I’ll need something to wipe down my Secret Lady Place as well, thanks to Peenee.

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  6. There is no accounting for taste. Or the lack thereof. As one is reminded here time and time again!

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    1. THOM: Once again, I'm not sure I like your TONE, young man!

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    1. Very nice! Al Bundy had a similar idea twenty years ago, but I think they looked a bit different from this ...

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    2. JON & MAGO: Gloves for your feet?

      Mistress MJ did a post about the ridiculous Vibram Five Fingers shoes back in 2006 and she hoped never to hear about them ever again.

      Thanks a lot, Bitches.

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  8. In beige. WIth pink laces. And white socks - or better the red ones with goldish polka dots?
    I need these to wear them here in Middlefranconia, the cowboys will adore me!

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    1. MAGO: You’ve really gone over the edge.

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