Welcome back, Mr. Device and SID!
Both Bitches have been absent in the Blogosphere for awhile so no doubt there are some of you don’t recognize these veterans.
So let’s have a little “meet and greet,” shall we?
By the way, BOTH Bitches are former Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts winners, as you will see.
Here’s our Mr. Device strolling along a beach in Blighty, probably out catching crabs…
Name: Inexplicable DeVice (aka Mr. DeVice)
Location: Norwich, Norfolk, England.
Sexual Preference: “Ever heard the phrase 'Friend of Dorothy'? Well, meet Dorothy. As queer as they come. A fully qualified, professional, mincing machine. Complete with neurotic split personality and everything.”
Where has he been for so long?: Having his warts removed.
And now let’s have a look at Mr. DeVice wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts…
Moving along now to SID. Let’s see what SID looks like in The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, shall we?…
Name: SID (Stupid Irish Daddy)
Occupation: Useless Twat / Mistress MJ's personal slave.
Location: Buttfuck, Northern Ireland.
Sexual Preference: Straight but he’s anybody’s after a few beers or a bottle of Jamesons.
Where has he been for so long?: Fat camp.
Welcome back, Bitches!
BITCHES: Don't forget to enter The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!