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Divas, dancers, glamour and glitz! An entertainment extravaganza spectacular! Costumes! Choreography! Camp!
“The Redundant Variety Hour” has it all!
When’s the last time you visited and joined in on the mirth and merriment?
Your host is our very own Thombeau so CLICK IT, Bitches!
READER TESTIMONIALS:
"safety gays!", "unfeasibly tight trousers!", "tacky Italian television!"
- Jon
You forgot "safety gays!", "unfeasibly tight trousers!", "tacky Italian television!"
ReplyDeleteThombeau continues to catalogue my dreams and aspirations in life... Jx
I shall update the post immediately.
Delete**pulls on frilly blouse**
ReplyDeleteSx
I'm assuming you've pulled OFF your frilly knickers and tossed them on the stage.
DeleteI've got a bag of old knickers at the ready...
ReplyDeleteAre you the mystery panty raider, Prinny?
DeleteIf I was wearing any knickers, I would throw them on the stage!
ReplyDeleteMr. Lax has gone commando!
DeleteI have been instructed by The Mistress to inquire publically to wit:
ReplyDeletePLEASE DEFINE THE TERM 'SAFETY GAY' FOR A BITCH WOUDJA.
I am so not cool. I know. I know. *opens tiny clown umbrella and cringes*
I thought I was the only un-cool one.
DeleteGot a spare umbrella????
NATIONS & BLAZNG SCARLET: The definition of "SAFETY GAYS" is best left to the professional gays...Jon, Thom, Norma, and Peenee for instance.
DeleteMistress MJ could tell you but her definition wouldn't have as much "je ne sais quoi."
ATTENTION GAYS: Please define "SAFETY GAYS" for Ms. Nations, Blazng Scarlet and other non-homosexualists.
In a nutshell: When a diva is busy singing and dancing, she is often accompanied by a brigade of choreographed male dancers who not only add to the festivity, but are there to catch her if she falls. Hence the term "safety gays".
DeleteThank you, Thom.
DeleteSend me a link to whatever you consider the ultimate SAFETY GAY clip and I'll post it for the enlightenment of our readers.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHEE!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteA day without Thom's Variety Hour is like a day, without......I've had too many of those days.....one day soon I'll get back to watching it on a daily basis....I miss Sunday Scopitone! It's groovy....kicky....fun....absolutelyfantasticbubbleplastic wrapped in a safety gay's dance belt!
ReplyDeleteTopher, I should have included you in my list of professional gays but I've had too many of "those" days too.
DeleteNow someone tell me what a 'professional homosexualist' is. I can't seem to find a listing for that on DEX. Do you get a company car? What about a key to the executive glory hole? What about company shares? I'd share company with anyone here (except Knudson because he smells like pee.)
ReplyDeleteA "professional homosexualist" might be described as "a mo in the know."
DeleteHas anyone noticed that ol' Tom Jones dresses on the left? Put on your sunglasses first; that outfit's a veritable nuclear holocaust of groovy.
ReplyDeleteNotice? It very nearly had my eye out! Jx
DeleteJON: I knew I shouldn't have given you the key to the executive glory hole!
DeleteYou're standing too close again!
If Sir Thomas were on the other side I probably wouldn't need to be closer than about a foot away... Jx
Delete*zips fly*
ReplyDeleteSorry, dude.
jesus, i walk away for ten minutes and
ReplyDeletethis place becomes new post city!
celebrating the golden age of tom jones' cock
might be another title for this delightful post.
I would celebrate the golden age of his ass, too. Seriously.
DeleteThanks to Norma, loads of Googling pervs will come here looking for "Tom Jones' cock."
DeleteThat search ALWAYS brings me here... Jx
DeleteJON: As will "topless Gail Platt."
DeleteRemarkable. I missed that particular post... Jx
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