kabuki does not have sex in the back of a car. kabuki is an artiste
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What about on top of the car? I hear you make a lovely hood ornament!
*awaits response from the prettiest ballerina in the world*
How do you know where I live and who did you get to take this last night???? Damn I heard your investigative skills were good. It won't happen again. Its too damn hot tonight!
MISTRESS MADDIE: Too hot?Next time, attach a clip-on fan to your fanny pack.
This takes the concept of Park-N-Ride to a whole new level. A 'socks-n-loafers' kinda level. Just.......dang.
...I'm sorry that has to be somewhere in the UK. They all glow in the dark like human cyalumes.
NATIONS: Cyalumes?Every time you come here I have to consult my clip-on dictionary.
Is this the soon to be launched Infomaniac Valeting Service ?
BEAST: *smiles through gritted teeth as Beast has actually come up with a good idea*
Pulling a train that involves black socks and oxfords? I think not, thank you.
PEENEE: Isn’t your caboose up to the job?
Maybe they were just push' a car.
Go to any country lay-by day or night and you'll be greeted with this sort of saucy behaviour. It's a hetero, homo and tranny get together. I must stress, when I visit a lay-by, it's only to take in the lovely moorland views.
MITZI: The waxing moon is lovely, isn't it?
MR. LAX: Did you bring the condiments?
Did your 'friend' tell you what was going on?
the only difference is that my car is blue
TOPHER: They all look the same in the dark!
Isn't THAT the truth!
isn't this precisely why detroit invented the mini-van?
NORMA: Mini-vans...Not just for soccer moms anymore.
Black socks and dress shoes for a trip up the ol' dirt road? Where is Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police when you need her?
COOKIE: I know!Can we talk?
Cookie stole my comment.What is it with the socks and shoes?
ROSES: At least the socks are on his feet and not on his genitals!
Well, since the black socks and shoes have been more than covered, all I can say is, "Summer dreams ripped at the seams,bu-ut Oooh, those su-ummer nights...."
BLAZNG SCARLET: Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
I would ask if he has a car .... but that's a wee bit obvious eh?!So .... did 'she' put up a fight?
Summer lovin', had me a blast!
THOM: Summer lovin, happened so fast!
too bad this car wasn't equipped with dual exhausts.