Cape Cod?
Have you "hidden" the Jameson in the typewriter again?
Your wall needs repair!
i never realized you were a blonde, sugar! xoxoxoxo
Sugar wears a wig! ;)
No good type face.Try again.
And remove this spot from yer skirt. Yogh ... never mind.
@ Savannah: MJ's hair color has been out for a while.
Do you mean toast you were trying to get new toast out of that toaster and have ruined that lovely french manicure - shame!
good to know.
She should've opted for the vodka rub-down before getting back to it...
There seems to be a large crack that needs filling dear!
Have you people no COMPASSION?*flops face-first back onto typewriter-toaster*And no more cracks about my crack!
Writer's block! That's what's all about, isn't it? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Did you know that if you continue to wiggle your eyebrows they will form one big monobrow?No, it's not writer's block.Mistress MJ has notebooks and folders full of ideas.She's just very tired.z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z
No Filthy Friday????Sx
*throws cold bucket of water over Mistress MJ*Sx
That's right, bitch! Bend over and take it like a typewriter.
It's Friday! And where's my filth?How am I supposed to start my weekend without pictures of filth?Get your face off that keyboard and get me my filth!
You Bitches are a tough crowd.
I KNOW! It's the typewriter's fault.Have you ever try a computor? Let me tell ya, that's gonna solve all your little (and big) problems! hehe!
Can I order a computer over my rotary telephone?
Oh dear, they'll have enough time to built the monorail between Ottawa and Montreal before you can even get to the sales agent! If I were you, I'd try ordering through the Internet!*wiggles monobrow suggestively*
And they might even have time to fix the Champlain Bridge.Just kidding. That's crazy talk!
LOL! We'd better not go there!J't'en souhaite une bonne, ma chère!HugsJon "Mercier bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down..." ;)
Cape Cod?
ReplyDeleteHave you "hidden" the Jameson in the typewriter again?
ReplyDeleteYour wall needs repair!
ReplyDeletei never realized you were a blonde, sugar! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSugar wears a wig! ;)
ReplyDeleteNo good type face.
ReplyDeleteTry again.
And remove this spot from yer skirt. Yogh ... never mind.
ReplyDelete@ Savannah: MJ's hair color has been out for a while.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean toast you were trying to get new toast out of that toaster and have ruined that lovely french manicure - shame!
ReplyDeletegood to know.
ReplyDeleteShe should've opted for the vodka rub-down before getting back to it...
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be a large crack that needs filling dear!
ReplyDeleteHave you people no COMPASSION?
ReplyDelete*flops face-first back onto typewriter-toaster*
And no more cracks about my crack!
Writer's block! That's what's all about, isn't it?
ReplyDelete*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Did you know that if you continue to wiggle your eyebrows they will form one big monobrow?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not writer's block.
Mistress MJ has notebooks and folders full of ideas.
She's just very tired.
z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z
No Filthy Friday????
ReplyDeleteSx
*throws cold bucket of water over Mistress MJ*
ReplyDeleteSx
That's right, bitch! Bend over and take it like a typewriter.
ReplyDeleteIt's Friday! And where's my filth?
ReplyDeleteHow am I supposed to start my weekend without pictures of filth?
Get your face off that keyboard and get me my filth!
You Bitches are a tough crowd.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW! It's the typewriter's fault.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever try a computor? Let me tell ya, that's gonna solve all your little (and big) problems! hehe!
Can I order a computer over my rotary telephone?
ReplyDeleteOh dear, they'll have enough time to built the monorail between Ottawa and Montreal before you can even get to the sales agent!
ReplyDeleteIf I were you, I'd try ordering through the Internet!
*wiggles monobrow suggestively*
And they might even have time to fix the Champlain Bridge.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. That's crazy talk!
LOL! We'd better not go there!
ReplyDeleteJ't'en souhaite une bonne, ma chère!
Hugs
Jon
"Mercier bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down..." ;)