Friday, July 29, 2011

Filthy Friday

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  1. Thombeau5:30 AM, July 29, 2011

    What are YOU looking at???

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  2. The Mistress5:31 AM, July 29, 2011

    Ha!

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  3. UBERMOUTH6:03 AM, July 29, 2011

    See, Big Brother is everywhere.

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  4. LẌ6:23 AM, July 29, 2011

    Here's looking at you, kid.

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  5. The Mistress6:39 AM, July 29, 2011

    UBERMOUTH: See, Big Brother is everywhere.

    It’s Mata Hari.

    LX: Here's looking at you, kid.

    You know how to whistle, don’t you?

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  6. Ms Scarlet6:56 AM, July 29, 2011

    Eye, eye, something a bit funny going on here...
    Sx

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  7. The Mistress7:03 AM, July 29, 2011

    It certainly is a variation on having eyes in the back of your head.

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  8. designing wally8:25 AM, July 29, 2011

    Eye really just don't know what to say...?

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  9. The Cool Cookie8:32 AM, July 29, 2011

    At least one could see who is "cumming".

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  10. The Mistress8:40 AM, July 29, 2011

    WALLY: Eye really just don't know what to say...?

    Try writing it down instead of saying it.

    Eye can see!

    COOKIE: At least one could see who is "cumming".

    I’ve always dreamed it would be Alan Cumming.

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  11. TB8:52 AM, July 29, 2011

    Unusual take on an "eye for an eye".

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  12. The Mistress9:02 AM, July 29, 2011

    A "tooth for a tooth" would take us into Vagina Dentata territory.

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  13. FirstNations9:22 AM, July 29, 2011

    She's got to be Japanese.

    MUCH too early to have this looking back at me! SHEESH MJ!

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  14. Princess9:28 AM, July 29, 2011

    Nudge Nudge... Wink Wink... Say no more....

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  15. Princess9:35 AM, July 29, 2011

    Or is the adult version of I Spy with my little Eye...

    Colombo was really into organ donation....

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  16. DeepBlue9:37 AM, July 29, 2011

    Keyhole peeping again?

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  17. The Mistress9:58 AM, July 29, 2011

    NATIONS: She's got to be Japanese.
    MUCH too early to have this looking back at me! SHEESH MJ!

    “Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye") is a strange yōkai with an eye in the place of his anus.The story goes as follows: Long ago, a Samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyōto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.”

    Nations, your mind is a mystery.

    An amazing and fascinating mystery.

    Aside from that, are you still smoking?

    PRINCESS: Nudge Nudge... Wink Wink... Say no more....

    Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

    PRINCESS: Or is the adult version of I Spy with my little Eye...
    Colombo was really into organ donation....

    Private(s) eye.

    DEEPBLUE: Keyhole peeping again?

    Yes and I keep my skeleton keys on a hook by my rotary telephone.

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  18. Geoff10:36 AM, July 29, 2011

    That's Salvador Dali, isn't it?

    I mean, that is a picture of Salvador Dali.

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  19. normadesmond10:44 AM, July 29, 2011

    "please read the chart, starting from the top left."

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  20. Princess10:50 AM, July 29, 2011

    ("Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye")

    So that's where the term "Flash 'em a brown eye" comes from... "Flash 'em a Shirime" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

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  21. Anonymous11:41 AM, July 29, 2011

    Mein heimliches Auge, volume II, page 18.

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  22. The Mistress12:37 PM, July 29, 2011

    GEOFF: That's Salvador Dali, isn't it?
    I mean, that is a picture of Salvador Dali.

    From the Dream Sequence in Spellbound.

    NORMADESMOND: "please read the chart, starting from the top left."

    Her brother ended up with glasses.

    Poor eyesight runs in the family.

    PRINCESS: ("Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye")
    So that's where the term "Flash 'em a brown eye" comes from... "Flash 'em a Shirime" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

    Do you have time for a shrime?

    Give you a dime for a shrime.

    I’m working on this.

    MAGO: Mein heimliches Auge, volume II, page 18.

    Do you have a subscription?

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  23. The Mistress12:37 PM, July 29, 2011

    Oh bollocks, it's "shirime" not "shrime."

    Back to the drawing board.

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  24. FirstNations1:32 PM, July 29, 2011

    Mine Heimlich's Augie.
    Mine's Heinie is Shinie.
    Mine Heiney needs a Heimley
    Heiney Heimlicher Auntie whiny.
    Heimlicher Austria eine Shriner.
    Weenie winey shiny hinie.
    Weeble whiney hiney shiner.
    Shiner Anger wicker wifer.

    ...yup, still smokin'!

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  25. Miss Janey1:45 PM, July 29, 2011

    ...the whispering eye...

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  26. Mitzi 1:47 PM, July 29, 2011

    It looks like a giant squid.

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  27. The Mistress1:52 PM, July 29, 2011

    NATIONS: Mine Heimlich's Augie.
    Mine's Heinie is Shinie.
    Mine Heiney needs a Heimley
    Heiney Heimlicher Auntie whiny.
    Heimlicher Austria eine Shriner.
    Weenie winey shiny hinie.
    Weeble whiney hiney shiner.
    Shiner Anger wicker wifer.

    ...yup, still smokin'!

    Glibby gloop gloopy Nibby Nabby Noopy La La La Lo Lo
    Sabba Sibby Sabba Nooby abba Nabba Le Le Lo Lo
    Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
    Early mornin' singin' song

    MISS JANEY: ...the whispering eye...

    Shhh…everyone will want one.

    MITZI: It looks like a giant squid.

    It’s the calamari side dish you ordered with your Kipper Surprise.

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  28. Jenny2:32 PM, July 29, 2011

    Oh Dear God.

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  29. Karl2:36 PM, July 29, 2011

    Good Afternoon MJ,

    Now there is a new way of "Keeping an eye on the prize."

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  30. The Mistress2:36 PM, July 29, 2011

    Oh Hai Boxer and Karl!

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  31. FirstNations3:57 PM, July 29, 2011

    Nobody is even squicked out that Mago instantly knew the name of the publication and the page number you can find this little gem on. Oh yeah. OH YEAH.

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  32. The Mistress3:59 PM, July 29, 2011

    He's a RESEARCHER.

    It's his business to know.

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  33. Anonymous11:28 AM, July 30, 2011

    "Do you have a subscription?"

    No. I think they have volume XXV out, a small publisher in Tübingen.
    The business is to know where to look.

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