Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Gone Shopping

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  1. LẌ12:58 PM, July 20, 2011

    Doesn't The Mistress do most of her shopping during Fleet Week?

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  2. Jenny1:01 PM, July 20, 2011

    don't take the bag boy home.

    again.

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  3. DeepBlue1:35 PM, July 20, 2011

    Who is Guy?

    and which one is ya cawr?

    and one day I'll be the one to say: YAY FIRST! or is it: FIRST YAY!

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  4. designing wally1:48 PM, July 20, 2011

    Since you're going, could pick me up a couple & drop them by????

    You know the kind I like.....

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  5. Thombeau3:21 PM, July 20, 2011

    Followed by a trip to Dolls, no doubt.

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  6. BlazngScarlet3:28 PM, July 20, 2011

    Hankering for some sausage?

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  7. Geoff3:28 PM, July 20, 2011

    Is it November 5th already?

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  8. Lulu LaBonne3:42 PM, July 20, 2011

    get me some!!

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  9. Ms Scarlet3:48 PM, July 20, 2011

    Can l put in an order for a stick of rock and a dozen cheesy balls?
    Sx

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  10. FirstNations5:15 PM, July 20, 2011

    Lingering in the meat department again, eh MJ?

    Yes, its that time of year again. By all indications, they're having another clothing and dairy shortage up north, and here they come in their heaving thousands...trying to bargain at the fast food window...arguing with the minimum wage clerk about the exchange rate...shoplifting cheese... leaving bags and wrappings all over the parking lot....letting Grandma squat and whiz next to the car...driving down the wrong lane twenty miles under the speed limit, reading a map, yelling into the cell phone, adjusting their turban and rifling around in their receipts while their infant sleeps on the package tray in the rear window and the other eight passengers in their Yugo find places to stash their contraband...yeah, it's Canadian shopping season here in Washington.
    Undeerstandably then, shopping Canadians get no sympathy from me. OR ANSWERS TO COMMENTS EITHER.
    hmmph.
    *flounces off*

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  11. Mitzi 5:51 PM, July 20, 2011

    Do you have those self service checkouts over where you are? They are a boon, I often put expensive nicotine lozenges through as a single bread bun and get them at a fraction of the price.

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  12. Princess7:26 PM, July 20, 2011

    I'll be busy serving myself at the drug counter...

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  13. The Cool Cookie7:27 PM, July 20, 2011

    I want to shop there!

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  14. Roses2:31 AM, July 21, 2011

    My list is simple: Robert Downey Jr.

    Thanking you in advance.

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  15. The Mistress3:44 AM, July 21, 2011

    LX: Doesn't The Mistress do most of her shopping during Fleet Week?

    Sailors are more IVD’s taste.

    Where IS he, by the way?

    BOXER: don't take the bag boy home.
    again.

    Mistress MJ did NOT bag the bag guy!

    DEEPBLUE: Who is Guy?
    and which one is ya cawr?
    and one day I'll be the one to say: YAY FIRST! or is it: FIRST YAY!

    You’ll have to get up before XL or LX or Ex-Lax or whatever he’s calling himself these days.

    WALLY: Since you're going, could pick me up a couple & drop them by????
    You know the kind I like.....

    Rent boys?

    THOMBEAU: Followed by a trip to Dolls, no doubt.

    If Luck Be a Lady Tonight, then yes!

    BLAZNGSCARLET: Hankering for some sausage?

    Who doesn’t like a little pork on their fork?

    GEOFF: Is it November 5th already?

    Remember, remember, the 5th of November!

    Perhaps you can purchase effigies here.

    With “a pint of beer to wash it down!”

    LULU: get me some!!

    You have a standing order!

    SCARLET: Can l put in an order for a stick of rock and a dozen cheesy balls?

    Click on any Wenis Wednesday for cheesy balls.

    NATIONS: Lingering in the meat department again, eh MJ?
    Yes, its that time of year again. By all indications, they're having another clothing and dairy shortage up north, and here they come in their heaving thousands...trying to bargain at the fast food window...arguing with the minimum wage clerk about the exchange rate...shoplifting cheese... leaving bags and wrappings all over the parking lot....letting Grandma squat and whiz next to the car...driving down the wrong lane twenty miles under the speed limit, reading a map, yelling into the cell phone, adjusting their turban and rifling around in their receipts while their infant sleeps on the package tray in the rear window and the other eight passengers in their Yugo find places to stash their contraband...yeah, it's Canadian shopping season here in Washington.
    Undeerstandably then, shopping Canadians get no sympathy from me. OR ANSWERS TO COMMENTS EITHER.
    hmmph.
    *flounces off*

    But I have a coupon!

    A COUPON!!!

    MITZI: Do you have those self service checkouts over where you are? They are a boon, I often put expensive nicotine lozenges through as a single bread bun and get them at a fraction of the price.

    Have you considered publishing a helpful hints book?

    I don’t know how I got on before I met you.

    PRINCESS: I'll be busy serving myself at the drug counter...

    Because the pharmacist is too busy serving Wally?

    COOKIE: I want to shop there!

    Take a number!

    ROSES: My list is simple: Robert Downey Jr.
    Thanking you in advance.

    C.O.D.?

    Cock on Delivery?

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  16. Stacia3:12 AM, July 22, 2011

    I'm amused that one Guy's shopper has parked backwards like Batman so he can zip out of that tricky diagonal parking space as quickly as possible.

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