World Penis Size Map

We don’t know where these people got their statistics (Mistress MJ was not consulted to be on the research team) but we thought that the size queens amongst you might find this study of interest.

(click to enlarge...ha!)

In the chart below, countries where Infomaniac’s regular readers reside have been highlighted:

Rank Country Inches
1 Dem. Rep. Congo 7.1
2 Ecuador 6.9
3 Colombia 6.7
4 Ghana 6.7
5 Venezuela 6.7
6 Lebanon 6.6
7 Bolivia 6.5
8 Cameroon 6.5
9 Hungary 6.5
10 Belgium 6.4
15 France 6.3
21 Brazil 6.2
22 Egypt 6.2
23 Italy 6.2
24 Mexico 6.2
25 Netherlands 6.2
36 Denmark 6.0
37 South Africa 6.0
41 Nigeria 6.0
42 Morocco 5.9
47 Gaza Strip 5.9
53 Greece 5.8
54 Sweden 5.8
56 Argentina 5.8
61 Serbia 5.8
64 Germany 5.7
66 Belarus 5.7
67 Iceland 5.7
68 Iran 5.7
69 Iraq 5.7
70 Israel 5.6
74 Poland 5.6
75 Switzerland 5.6
76 Canada 5.5
77 Spain 5.5
78 Turkey 5.5
79 United Kingdom 5.5
82 New Zealand 5.5
90 Afghanistan 5.3
92 Australia 5.2
93 Russia 5.2
94 USA 5.1
95 Ireland 5.0
96 Mongolia 5.0
100 Indonesia 4.6
107 China 4.3
108 Japan 4.3
110 Philippines 4.2
111 Taiwan 4.2
112 India 4.2
113 Cambodia 4.0
114 Thailand 4.0
115 South Korea 3.8

If we are to accept these findings and apply them to our own regular Infomaniac Bitches, that means that CyberPete (from Denmark) has the biggest willie of all of you. Mago (in Germany) is a runner-up.

You’d better hope that Jôka P. (an occasional Infomaniac reader from Brazil) doesn’t show up to claim his spot above the rest of you.