Monday, April 04, 2011

Monday

This is how Mistress MJ’s day is shaping up so far…


And yours?
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28 comments:

  1. savannah8:46 AM, April 04, 2011

    yeah!

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  2. savannah8:46 AM, April 04, 2011

    what a surprise! to not only be first, but second, too.

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  3. savannah8:50 AM, April 04, 2011

    regarding monday as work day? ok, if you consider that i've already heard "you do realize what happens if those things aren't shipped today, don't you?" in 3 different languages from 2 different continents...yeah, it's going just damn fine! xoxoxxo

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  4. The Mistress8:54 AM, April 04, 2011

    Mistress MJ enjoys hanging up on people.

    Feels so wrong, it's gotta be right.

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  5. Ms Quotes8:57 AM, April 04, 2011

    AAARRRGGGHHH!!
    SX

    It's me. The real me.

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  6. The Mistress9:03 AM, April 04, 2011

    Is there anything we can do to help, Miss Scarlet?

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  7. TB9:08 AM, April 04, 2011

    A pitcher of Mimosas and Godiva chocolates will smooth things or else prompt you to go after her with a switchblade. Either way you'll feel better.

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  8. The Mistress9:10 AM, April 04, 2011

    Mistress MJ is about to hurl her flaming uterus at someone so stand back.

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  9. Princess9:18 AM, April 04, 2011

    Monday?...

    Why it's my favourite day of the week Darling...

    *ducks behind sofa to avoid flaming uterus*

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  10. Vicus Scurra9:19 AM, April 04, 2011

    I just done a lol. I knew that if I kept coming back here that, sooner or later, I would find something that amused me.

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  11. The Mistress9:21 AM, April 04, 2011

    *flings flaming uterus at Princess and misses, hitting Vicus directly in the face*

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  12. Unknown9:35 AM, April 04, 2011

    My day so far: got stuck behind the garbage truck as I tried to park my car.

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  13. Unknown9:35 AM, April 04, 2011

    P.s. The garbage truck smells.

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  14. The Cool Cookie9:45 AM, April 04, 2011

    Remembers the call that he got from the snoopy lady back home the morning after Mother died. "I have something to tell you about your mother," she stated. Since I was on the cell phone with the funeral home, I excused myself.

    "This will only take a couple minutes," she said.

    And hanging up on her only took a couple seconds.

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  15. The Mistress9:52 AM, April 04, 2011

    LEAH: My day so far: got stuck behind the garbage truck as I tried to park my car.
    P.s. The garbage truck smells.

    A friendly reminder not to hit the garbage men.

    COOKIE: Remembers the call that he got from the snoopy lady back home the morning after Mother died. "I have something to tell you about your mother," she stated. Since I was on the cell phone with the funeral home, I excused myself.
    "This will only take a couple minutes," she said.
    And hanging up on her only took a couple seconds.

    Yay! Doing business the Mistress MJ way!

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  16. Ms Quotes9:59 AM, April 04, 2011

    I am fine Mistress MJ. Please ignore the cuckoo in my nest. I have a plan.
    Sx

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  17. designing wally10:06 AM, April 04, 2011

    I have a cramp in my hand so I won't be doing any work or having any fun...

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  18. Ms Scarlet10:13 AM, April 04, 2011

    THis blog is WAY cool.

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  19. The Mistress11:06 AM, April 04, 2011

    SCARLET: I am fine Mistress MJ. Please ignore the cuckoo in my nest. I have a plan.

    Your nephew has run amok and must be stopped.

    WALLY: I have a cramp in my hand so I won't be doing any work or having any fun...

    No doubt it was having too much fun that led to the cramp.

    MISS SCARLET’S NEPHEW: THis blog is WAY cool.

    That is quite enough of your hijinks.

    Stop posting as Miss Scarlet and give your aunty Scarlet back her blog immediately.

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  20. BEAST12:05 PM, April 04, 2011

    I have been looking busy and doing nothing :-) I thought it was Miss Scarlets Neice....but who can tell at that age

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  21. The Mistress12:17 PM, April 04, 2011

    BEAST: I have been looking busy and doing nothing :-) I thought it was Miss Scarlets Neice....but who can tell at that age

    I may be mistaken, Beast…perhaps it IS her niece.

    That would explain its wearing a frock.

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  22. normadesmond12:38 PM, April 04, 2011

    yet you chose to employ a lovely baby blue
    princess telephone, whilst wrapping an
    exciting gift. really, how DO you do it?

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  23. The Mistress12:41 PM, April 04, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: yet you chose to employ a lovely baby blue
    princess telephone, whilst wrapping an
    exciting gift. really, how DO you do it?

    Some might say it’s a “calling”…ha!!!

    Oh, I DO amuse myself.

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  24. CyberPete1:12 PM, April 04, 2011

    So many bitchy people calling me at work and too few piña coladas.

    Hello sofa and strawberry cake

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  25. Mitzi 1:21 PM, April 04, 2011

    How about this lovely uterus pinata

    Why has Scarlet got a doppelgänger?

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  26. The Mistress1:45 PM, April 04, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: So many bitchy people calling me at work and too few piña coladas.
    Hello sofa and strawberry cake

    Did someone mention cake?

    MITZI: How about this lovely uterus pinata

    Why has Scarlet got a doppelgänger?

    I am indebted to you for the uterus piñata and shall be posting it at some “period” in the future.

    You will have to ask Scarlet what is going on but basically, her blog has been overtaken by her niece or nephew…we’re not sure as he is wearing a frock.

    Young people today…who can tell?

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  27. LẌ2:28 PM, April 04, 2011

    I don't have "Mondays" anymore. Each day is exactly like the other.

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  28. The Mistress2:43 PM, April 04, 2011

    XL: I don't have "Mondays" anymore. Each day is exactly like the other.

    We’re here to remind you of what you’re missing.

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