Or better still anonymous, I could get him to pop his pods into a teapot filled with ice cold water, then I could blow down the spout humming the national anthem whilst wearing a tea cosy on my head.
Er...Mistress... Oh good you're here too Cookie.... I've got one of your "THOFF" customers over at the Palais... I cant seem to console her... Any suggestions would be helpful...
Ole'
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I said when I pressed "Publish."
ReplyDeleteSenior Cinco de Aprilo!
ReplyDeleteI doubt that he can see much south of the border
ReplyDeleteOh hi XL
ReplyDeleteOh here we go.
ReplyDelete¡Oh Hola Princess!
ReplyDeleteHola? don't you mean "Whole lotta"
ReplyDeleteHola Lotta Love!
ReplyDeleteDios mio.
ReplyDeleteHe just wants to play pinata, you know, get smacked by a bunch of long sticks....
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Princess & xl
Muchos Grathiath thenor'
ReplyDeleteOh hai Wally...
ReplyDelete*joins cue with Wally... bearing big stick....*
¡Oh Hola Wally!
ReplyDeleteDid you bring your stick xl?
ReplyDelete'cause Princess & I are ready to see what this gringo is filled with.....
Something tells me it ain't candy....
Well, isn't he darling!
ReplyDeleteexactly.
ReplyDeleteHai XL, Princess. Hai to Wally and Jill too!
ReplyDelete¡miércoles malpensado!
ReplyDeleteof course, he needs a black hat.
Is that the whole enchilada?
ReplyDeleteariba, ay ariba ariba.....
ReplyDeleteOh, Hai Boxer, Jill & jason....
Hai norma...
por ti se re....
It seems he's very proud of his large sombrero. Rightly so.
ReplyDeleteOle!
The shaved halo around his wang with the rest of the pubes intact amuses me to no end.
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ReplyDeleteEverybody join in the dance!
ReplyDeleteHey, Macarena! Ay!
kabuki loves fiesta. viva martes
ReplyDeleteI see the tequila indeed came with a worm.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: ¡jajajajaja!
ReplyDeleteHas he been gelded?
ReplyDeleteIs that Donn on his return from Mexico ?
ReplyDeleteNo, Mitzi the scrotum will often retract when one is erect or exposed to cold. Put an ice bag between your boyfriends legs and check the reaction.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Mr Beastie beat me to the big Donn comment.
ReplyDeleteSx
Or better still anonymous, I could get him to pop his pods into a teapot filled with ice cold water, then I could blow down the spout humming the national anthem whilst wearing a tea cosy on my head.
ReplyDeleteTeapotting!
ReplyDeleteI assume that this is he home of retired houseboys. How nice for them.
ReplyDeleteOle!
ReplyDeleteHasta la Vista Baby.
ReplyDeleteEr...Mistress... Oh good you're here too Cookie.... I've got one of your "THOFF" customers over at the Palais... I cant seem to console her... Any suggestions would be helpful...
ReplyDeleteDios mio! That's Bob Hoskins isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBurger, Bier and Schweinsbraten.
ReplyDeleteLet this be a lesson for you!