Contest Consultation

By now you've deduced that we’ll soon be holding our “Gorgeous Gams” competition in which you Infomaniac Bitches will be displaying your legs.

Of course none of you stands a chance against these lovely legs…

… therefore Mistress MJ will graciously step aside.

But before you get snap-happy with your cameras, I must consult with you.

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This is not strictly a beauty contest for the guy or gal with the best legs.

We realize that not all of you are gifted in the gams department. Or perhaps you’re just shy.

So we’d like to divide the contest into categories.

And that’s where you bitches come in.

What are some of the categories you’d like to see in this competition?

Shapliest legs?
Hairest legs?
Most Creative Leg Coverings?
Funniest Leg Pose?
Legs You’d Most Like to See Wrapped Around Your Neck?

You tell me.

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NOTE: Don’t start sending in your photos yet. We’ll post details of the competition in another post soon. But we can tell you that you may wear tights or trousers or whatever leg coverings you wish if you don’t want to expose your bare legs.