Monday, April 25, 2011

Contest Consultation

By now you've deduced that we’ll soon be holding our “Gorgeous Gams” competition in which you Infomaniac Bitches will be displaying your legs.

Of course none of you stands a chance against these lovely legs…


… therefore Mistress MJ will graciously step aside.

But before you get snap-happy with your cameras, I must consult with you.

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This is not strictly a beauty contest for the guy or gal with the best legs.

We realize that not all of you are gifted in the gams department. Or perhaps you’re just shy.

So we’d like to divide the contest into categories.

And that’s where you bitches come in.

What are some of the categories you’d like to see in this competition?

Shapliest legs?
Hairest legs?
Most Creative Leg Coverings?
Funniest Leg Pose?
Legs You’d Most Like to See Wrapped Around Your Neck?

You tell me.


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NOTE: Don’t start sending in your photos yet. We’ll post details of the competition in another post soon. But we can tell you that you may wear tights or trousers or whatever leg coverings you wish if you don’t want to expose your bare legs.

18 comments:

  1. Mistress is on the right track, sounds like loads of fun & will be more inclusive...

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  2. Shapliest legs?
    Hairest legs?
    Most Creative Leg Coverings?
    Funniest Leg Pose?
    Legs You’d Most Like to See Wrapped Around Your Neck?


    mistress has it covered.

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  3. Favorite German Movie Star Legs?

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  4. Ooh, are we working our way up from the feet? I can't wait to see what body part is next!

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  5. I'm looking forward to the Legs you'd most like to be Wrapped Around You.

    I suppose as there's only 2.5 straight men on this blog (who remain stubbornly anonymous), there's not really much hope for me being entered in this category.

    How about Legs most Likely to make it to the Bar and Back?

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  6. Legs that look most like a pit-pony's?
    SX

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  7. Oh... You mean our actual legs...
    And here I was about to start snapping the legs of the Empresses dining table and chairs in anticipation...

    Well in that case I guess a pre requisite might be in having legs that at least hold ones arse off the pavement... tho how they continue to manage such a feat with the size of my arse is beyond me???

    So count me in Mistress...

    As for categories... you pretty much have it covered or uncovered as the case may be....

    How about "Legs you can pluck the veins on"... that might be nice...

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  8. anything but the L'eggs in the egg.

    Vote for best chicken haiku at CHickory today. Lots of infomaniac people in the runnin'

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  9. Best Canadian legs ihn stripey tights is no category I assume.
    Legs in nylon? Knees - the knotty truth? Garthers - yes or no? Fossa poplitea - unknown land or overvalued necessity? Can you paint a rainbow ob your tigh? Between foot and derriere - a inch by inch overview ...
    Got to go now.

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  10. Fossa popliteal…popliteal fossa…knee pits?

    *continues scribbling suggestions in margins*

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  11. Knee pits - underrated, undervalued

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  12. Ooohhh! How about a category for best iconic legs pose? That's when the contestants try to recreate a famous actor/actress/model's legs pose from some famous movie or picture.

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  13. Legs I'd like to have kneeling in front of me.

    Legs I'd kneel in front of.

    Legs that'd look good scissoring with another pair of legs.

    Legs I'd gently push apart.

    Legs I could sleep on afterwards.

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  14. Thanks, everybody.

    I'm going with my original five categories but incorporating Kapitano's ideas into one of the existing categories.

    Contest info will be up a.s.a.p.

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  15. Legs that make you happy that they aren't yours.

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