Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Blog

If this blog had a scent, what would it smell like?



And would you like us to add a "scratch ‘n’ sniff" feature to Infomaniac?

54 comments:

  1. Scent: Cake!
    Scratch 'n' Sniff: NO!

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  2. grrrrrrrrrrr.

    XL! Again!


    oh.

    Vanilla.

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  3. I vote a resounding YES on the scratch-n-sniff feature.

    This blog simply reeks of its readers. So whoever smells strongest, well that's the smell. Now the question is, who smells strongest?

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  4. Citronellamusklavender with sandy tones and a big note of moonshine. And always a little Pferdestall.

    And YES, scratch 'n sniff for Infomaniac is well received I am sure. All will blend in ...

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  5. What, you mean this site doesn't have a smell?
    Then what's that I've been smelling all along?

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  6. I would indeed like the scratch and sniff feature but I fear that it would smell like Ben Gay.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  7. I'm sure it wouldn't be a very pleasant smell. Like Mago said, pferdstall.

    Mine would probably smell like Sweet Darling by Kylie Minogue although my favorite would be the original Darling.

    *spritzes Couture by Kylie Minogue around himself and walks out*

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  8. I have a horrible feeling that this blog would reek of Beast's stinky duvet given the time he seems to spend here...

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  9. Filthy Friday would smell like Billingsgate Fish Market

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  10. IVD you rotter , my duvet is as fresh as a woodland glade

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  11. Mitsouko by Guerlain. Heavy, sexy and can easily disguise the smell of Beast's duvet.

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  12. *If this blog had a scent, what would it smell like?*

    Some days, it's sweet and flowery like jasmine or gardenias, with a hint of lavender.

    Other days, it's like a whorehouse, complete with spilled brandy, cigarette smoke, sweat, latex, and fruit flavored lubricants.

    *And would you like us to add a "scratch ‘n’ sniff" feature to Infomaniac?*

    It depends on what's being scratched.

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  13. This blog would smell like a Whores Handbag.

    Beasts blog would smell like an old unwashed football sock festering in a damp corner of a mens locker room.

    My blog would be wafts of Lavender with a few musky undertones.

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  14. Good idea, but can you please supply some nasal decongestant at the same time?

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  15. Mr Beastie also smells of wee and over ripe banana puree.
    I just thought I'd join the general melee.
    Anyhow, when I come here I smell cocktails.
    Sx

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  16. Wet Dog.
    And I'm not scratching my computer screen. Can you just make it waft out naturally.
    Preferably Patchouli.

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  17. It smells like a piano tastes after it's been coated in marzipan and balanced on top of the Eifel tower. In September.

    Hope this helps.

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  18. Poppers (amyl nitrate) and cheesy foreskin

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  19. LEAH: I vote a resounding YES on the scratch-n-sniff feature.
    This blog simply reeks of its readers. So whoever smells strongest, well that's the smell. Now the question is, who smells strongest?


    Beast.

    Hands down.

    MAGO: Citronellamusklavender with sandy tones and a big note of moonshine. And always a little Pferdestall.
    And YES, scratch 'n sniff for Infomaniac is well received I am sure. All will blend in...


    Pferdestall is one of my favourite scents.

    How did you know?

    JASON: What, you mean this site doesn't have a smell?
    Then what's that I've been smelling all along?


    See my response to KAZ.

    WIL: I would indeed like the scratch and sniff feature but I fear that it would smell like Ben Gay.

    That’s Mago massaging my feet with strong-smelling unguents.

    Or were you referring to CyberPoof’s Kylie Minogue scent?

    CYBERPOOF: I'm sure it wouldn't be a very pleasant smell. Like Mago said, pferdstall.
    Mine would probably smell like Sweet Darling by Kylie Minogue although my favorite would be the original Darling.
    *spritzes Couture by Kylie Minogue around himself and walks out*


    One cannot simply “walk” out if one has just spritzed oneself with Sweet Darling.

    One “sashays” out.

    IVD: I have a horrible feeling that this blog would reek of Beast's stinky duvet given the time he seems to spend here...

    Each time Beast visits, we must fling open all the windows and call in the fumigators.

    BEAST: Filthy Friday would smell like Billingsgate Fish Market

    Next door to the sausage shop.

    BEAST: IVD you rotter , my duvet is as fresh as a woodland glade

    A glade with wood rot, we might add.

    MAGO: glans?

    What are you insinuating, Herr Mago?

    GARFY: Eau de Poutine.

    I’m spraying you liberally with it as we speak.

    It’s magical powers will make you talk like a Canadian, eh?

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  20. ROSES: Mitsouko by Guerlain. Heavy, sexy and can easily disguise the smell of Beast's duvet.

    Not even Mitsouko’s peachy basenotes can compete with the rotting banana stench wafting from Beast’s backside and permeating the very fabric of his stinky duvet.

    Send a bottle for Mistress MJ, though.

    EROS: *If this blog had a scent, what would it smell like?*
    Some days, it's sweet and flowery like jasmine or gardenias, with a hint of lavender.
    Other days, it's like a whorehouse, complete with spilled brandy, cigarette smoke, sweat,latex, and fruit flavored lubricants.
    *And would you like us to add a "scratch ‘n’ sniff" feature to Infomaniac?*
    It depends on what's being scratched.


    Oh dear. We must have left the trap door to the oubliette open again.

    FROBI: This blog would smell like a Whores Handbag.
    Beasts blog would smell like an old unwashed football sock festering in a damp corner of a mens locker room.
    My blog would be wafts of Lavender with a few musky undertones.


    Your blog smells of last night’s Spanish rent boys.

    ISTVANSKI: Good idea, but can you please supply some nasal decongestant at the same time?

    That will cost extra.

    Infomaniac is not a charity,

    SCARLET: Mr Beastie also smells of wee and over ripe banana puree.
    I just thought I'd join the general melee.


    It had to be said, Miss Scarlet.

    Anyhow, when I come here I smell cocktails.

    In other words, ambrosia.

    KAZ: Wet Dog.
    And I'm not scratching my computer screen. Can you just make it waft out naturally.
    Preferably Patchouli.


    Wet dog?

    My dear, you’re confusing that aroma with wet pussy.

    KAPI: It smells like a piano tastes after it's been coated in marzipan and balanced on top of the Eifel tower. In September.
    Hope this helps.


    How enchanting.

    And with just a hint of Ladurée’s interior.


    GINRO: Depends how much it costs.

    If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

    EMMA: Poppers (amyl nitrate) and cheesy foreskin

    Are you aware that we have a lovely bathhouse so there is no excuse for poor hygiene here?

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  21. GINRO: It doesn't count when it's with yourself.

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  22. each post would have to have a differenr scent...

    *imagines the reeking filthy friday versions*

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  23. It smells like a mixture of vodka and body odor. Perhaps a new cocktail?

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  24. Slippery Nipple.

    The cocktail, not the, erm... nipple.

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  25. Ginro:I had sex once.

    So did I. I've had it once quite a lot since then. But never more than that - it would be greedy.

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  26. To paraphrase Monty Python's "killer Joke"..

    My Blog has no nose.
    How does it smell?
    Awful!
    nyuk nyuk nyuk

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  27. VOICES: each post would have to have a differenr scent...
    *imagines the reeking filthy friday versions*


    We would have to hire extra houseboys to perform this task.

    *eyes Inner Voices up and down*

    GINRO: Dammit!

    We can’t do EVERYTHING for you!

    Kapitano wants a word with you, by the way.

    RANDOM: It smells like a mixture of vodka and body odor. Perhaps a new cocktail?

    But what would we pair it with?

    BILLY: Slippery Nipple.
    The cocktail, not the, erm... nipple.


    Bottoms up!

    Figuratively speaking, of course.

    KAPI: Ginro:I had sex once.

    So did I. I've had it once quite a lot since then. But never more than that - it would be greedy.


    Oh, I see you’re having a personal conversation.

    *scurries off*

    DONN: To paraphrase Monty Python's "killer Joke"..
    My Blog has no nose.
    How does it smell?
    Awful!nyuk nyuk nyuk


    Stop! You’re killing me!

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  28. *casually turns to right, juts bottom out a bit and swaggers off*

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  29. Ginro put the same comment on my blog: Depends how much it costs
    He's after a freebie.
    Sx

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  30. VOICES: *casually turns to right, juts bottom out a bit and swaggers off*

    Don’t go too far.

    We may need to see that again.

    Pirouette this time, would you?

    SCARLET: Ginro put the same comment on my blog: Depends how much it costs
    He's after a freebie.


    Perhaps it’s time we opened the trap door of the oubliette and literally show Ginro the door.

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  31. I'm sensing a heady aroma of cupro-nickel, like sucking on a handful of two-pence pieces, and there is a strong bouquet of dairy maid's slippers too, mingled with aniseed balls, Lily Of The Valley and Eartha Kitt (exhumed) wearing a tweed suit soaked in piss, trying to kick start a diesel engine. Breath in deep, it's quite nice.

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  32. MITZI: I'm sensing a heady aroma of cupro-nickel, like sucking on a handful of two-pence pieces, and there is a strong bouquet of dairy maid's slippers too, mingled with aniseed balls, Lily Of The Valley and Eartha Kitt (exhumed) wearing a tweed suit soaked in piss, trying to kick start a diesel engine. Breath in deep, it's quite nice.

    Any diesel fumes would be coming from that Truck Stop Trollop herself, Mean Dirty Pirate. She’s working the Gulf coast now as we speak, is she not?

    I’ve had Eartha stuffed and mounted on the stereo holding a vase of lilies so yes, your nose KNOWS.

    We don’t have aniseed balls over here so one of the Brits must be lurking in a corner.

    Fancy a wine gum?

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  33. CARNALIS: talc
    (a nice, luxurious one)


    Now you’re talcing.

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  34. I escaped from that oubliette last time. Fool me once shame on me, fool me lots of times shame on you. And whats she on about with a freebie?

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  35. Tried to find the oubliette episode but gave up. It's too early for me and I've only had one coffee.

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  36. GINRO: The oubliette was in this post

    Remember how you started Morris dancing?

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  37. I can't remember what I was on about now. Apologies!
    Sx

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  38. GINRO & SCARLET: Shall we all just have a rousing session of Morris dancing, then?

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  39. Can I dust off my tamborine? And work with my ribbons?
    Sx

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  40. SCARLET: What are you?

    Stevie Nicks?

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  41. *shock gasp horror!*
    Stevie Nicks is ten years and two days older than me!

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  42. GINRO: Mistress MJ is useless at maths.

    Does that make your special day May 28th?

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  43. Indeed it does Mistress MJ, indeed it does.

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