Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Note: You are all banned from discussing Celine Dion's pregnancy!

33 comments:

  1. XL? Would you care for a drinkee?

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  2. Ms Boxer, yes. But from a sealed bottle.

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  3. Seriously? Do you ever go home?

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  4. Don't mind me.

    It's only MY BLOG and all but continue.

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  5. well, it's not as if this is a proper post, or anything.

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  6. Oh just rub it in, beeyotch.

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  7. [fluffs Mistress MJ's pillows]

    Nighty nite. I'm going to curl up in the fetal position in the corner in honor of Celine's news.

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  8. I TOLD you NOT to mention Celine Dion's pregnancy!

    To the Plaid Room!

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  9. If XL has been exiled to the Plaid Room, does that mean I can be FIRST?

    (Bu-Eye XL! Nighty Nite.)

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  10. Celine is pregnant?????? Again?????

    Oy vey.


    This conjures one of two images: a laboratory with petri dishes and centrifuged vials of Daddy Angelil's baby batter, or Celine with her legs spread.

    Either way, I'm traumatized.

    Bio en route...

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  11. Just what the world doesn't need.

    *sips banana daquiry*

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  12. Tries not to think about the conception
    Picture the scene
    Celine back arched eager to explode into the extacy of org........
    STOP!
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAMMIT!!!

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  13. Is Celine preggers? Are we sure she's the mother? Where am I? Does Celine take it up the botty?. Do I just type the first thing that comes into my head?

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  14. Babies? What's this about babies?
    Dammit!
    Even Celine Dion?
    Why does everyone else get to have them except me?

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  15. OK - if you won't entertain me - I'll go and buy Woman's Weekly.
    That'll show ya!

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  16. Celine is one of 14?!!! Blimey... why didn't they form a group like the Osmonds? Just imagine...
    Sx

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  17. Imagine - another Celine offspring, many new Celines - a Celine Dion Army!!

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  18. Dear God, is every woman having a bloody baby?!

    MJ, come on, be honest with us now, are you up the duff?

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  19. BITCHES: What did I say about not discussing Celine Dion’s pregnancy?

    Obviously it’s not just Celine Dion who needs a good bitch slapping!

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  20. How did Celine do it? I thought all horses were inseminated via a turkey baster?

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  21. I'll take a vodka tonic since there is no post today.

    I came here expecting to see men. Geez!!

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  22. BTW, I think I'm going to be nauseous from all this talk of Celine Dion's spawn... *yak!*

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  23. So. We start visiting all the blogs again and what do we find at this one? Something shite.

    For fucks sake, get yer finger out of yer snatch and onto the keyboard before we start regarding you in the same way as that other lazy cunt - IDV.

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  24. For the last time..
    her name ain't Ce-LEEN DEE-on and it's not one word like Cher...
    you can't just say Ce-LEENDEE-on :(

    In proper Canadian Franglais it is pronounced in a see-saw manner comme sa..sa-LYNN de-YOH.

    Might I remind you that she is a trésor national and role modèle aux millions so act accordingly.

    Merci

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  25. What is it with these warbling bints? Will we never be set free?

    I am the reincarnation of Janis Joplin's left tonsil, and I once advised Leonard Cohen on the best nose job specialist. I am also a bin man, a flaneur, and a trainee Jack Kerouac deadbeat beat Aristo.

    When I'm not being Elvis that is, which I usually am.

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  26. *looking around, breathing heavily*

    How is one to finally comment once in awhile when nothing new is happening?

    *shaking big fat ego filled head and walking ass protected by Hell never freezing over outta here*

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  27. La Diva agrees with Random Chick posts one and two.

    BTW, there is no such thing as "French" Canadian. YOU ARE ALL CANADIAN. End of story.

    Now, pass the voddy.

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  28. There's only one thing I care less about than bloody Celine bloody Dion's bloody pregnancy.

    Unfortunately I'm so apathetic about it I can't bring myself to tell you what it is.

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  29. Wow Donn, I thought it was Celine Dingdong.

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  30. BITCHES: If I may quote Piggy, I'm about to post "something shite" again for Thursday.

    Deal with it (along with the lack of personal responses to your comments) 'til I get some time off!

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